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Plans for the weekend

Started by imitationleather, April 03, 2020, 10:53:56 AM

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seepage

continue chucking out old games etc. I'm never going to play/read. Last week included Adeptus Titanicus. Just looked up price of last version and the plastic, unpainted miniatures are £20 each!!!   

Gurke and Hare

Quote from: Wonderful Butternut on April 03, 2020, 11:46:44 AM
I'm going to travel 2.01km from my house for my excercise to flout the rules.

Fuck you, I won't do what you tell me.
Is 2km a new made up limit? I missed that, what happened to an hour's walk?

Jasha

Friday night means chippy dinner, that's the sum total of effort

Sebastian Cobb

Quote from: Jasha on April 03, 2020, 04:58:23 PM
Friday night means chippy dinner, that's the sum total of effort

I figured out how to make a pretty convincing takeaway style chinese chicken curry the other night.

Need some MSG to make it pop though I reckon.

Wonderful Butternut

Quote from: Gurke and Hare on April 03, 2020, 04:43:48 PM
Is 2km a new made up limit? I missed that, what happened to an hour's walk?

It's the limit you can travel from your house for exercise in Ireland.

Thomas

Ireland is only 4km across at its widest point, though.

peanutbutter

Exercise bike and a shit film in the morning
Ritalin and some project during the day
Ketamine and staring at my woodchip wallpaper in the evening
Beer and an episode of the Sopranos before bed

Repeat on Sunday

Sebastian Cobb

Quote from: peanutbutter on April 03, 2020, 06:02:52 PM
Exercise bike and a shit film in the morning
Ritalin and some project during the day
Ketamine and staring at my woodchip wallpaper in the evening
Beer and an episode of the Sopranos before bed

Repeat on Sunday

[tag]Early Craig David draft 'needs work'[/tag]

Gurke and Hare

Quote from: Wonderful Butternut on April 03, 2020, 05:40:58 PM
It's the limit you can travel from your house for exercise in Ireland.

Ah, right. Are you allowed to walk 2 mk then do a big 2km radius circle? That's a lot of leeway.

imitationleather

LAIRY CREW, THIS IS NOT A DRILL. THE WEEKEND IS UPON US ONCE AGAIN!

What are we saying?

I've got burgers for tea and I'm going to play Zelda a lot.

Sebastian Cobb

Might bottle my homebrew if it's ready. Should tidy the gaff.

Will probably smoke weed and play okami.

imitationleather

No way, a PDC darts tournament starts tonight. The players will be in two different locations, throwing at different boards. Sounds funny.

Sorted!

Sebastian Cobb

Quote from: imitationleather on April 17, 2020, 10:39:42 AM
No way, a PDC darts tournament starts tonight. The players will be in two different locations, throwing at different boards. Sounds funny.

Sorted!

Gary Anderson knocked out for having shit wifi.
https://www.skysports.com/darts/news/12288/11974476/pdc-home-tour-gary-anderson-ruled-out-of-event-due-to-poor-wifi

I'm going to make some signs and spill lots of beer of my table in support.

Sebastian Cobb

Are they going to stream some birds walking down their hallways at the start of the match?

imitationleather

They could still do snooker if they just employ the use of telescopic rests.

Sebastian Cobb

Quote from: imitationleather on April 17, 2020, 10:50:04 AM
They could still do snooker if they just employ the use of telescopic rests.

Can they not just play Jimmy White's Whirlwind Snooker on multiplayer.

Captain Crunch


jobotic

Quote from: imitationleather on April 17, 2020, 10:39:42 AM
No way, a PDC darts tournament starts tonight. The players will be in two different locations, throwing at different boards. Sounds funny.

Sorted!

Ace. I'm going to walk round my house with a tray of eighteen pints of Fosters and two pitchers of Bud Light whilst saying "mind your backs lads" and spilling it everywhere. Then I'm going to queue up at the back door for twenty minutes to go out for a fag.

Gurke and Hare

Is there any reason not to have an actual snooker match? It would be dead easy to keep socially distanced during snooker, and it would be even better without the audience all laughing whenever John Virgo makes a shit joke in their earpieces.

Sebastian Cobb

It's not just distancing the players with snooker though is it. The table and that would be a good vector for contamination in a way that separate dart boards aren't.

Gurke and Hare

Quote from: Sebastian Cobb on April 17, 2020, 12:42:56 PM
It's not just distancing the players with snooker though is it. The table and that would be a good vector for contamination in a way that separate dart boards aren't.

I suppose this might be true, but it has to be set against the fact that I WANT SPORT BACK