Last wills and testaments

[Gregory Torso]

I will absolutely be challenging this travesty of a will in every court in the land. Probably focusing on the "sound mind and body" clause, but ideally anything that gets old ferris a little something.

Ferris, I leave you my collection of taxidermied woodlice. I've had them mounted on a corkboard so that their tiny corpses spell out "baseball twat". I think you will enjoy displaying this memento mori in your house and will not need to alter it in any way.

[Ferris]

Ferris, I leave you my collection of taxidermied woodlice. I've had them mounted on a corkboard so that their tiny corpses spell out "baseball twat". I think you will enjoy displaying this memento mori in your house and will not need to alter it in any way.

Delighted. Will withdraw most of my lawsuits now.

[poo]

Leave it all to Gary

[weekender]

Which Gary?

[Thomas]

last willies and testicles

Cheers

[pancreas]

last willies and testicles

Cheers

I guess that's okay ... Someone would have to put in a word with the mortician.

[Sebastian Cobb]

thanks. Now what does Buelligan get?

Moon

[Ferris]

Moon

Please stop asking me to moon people. I don't care how much money you PayPal to me, I'm not interested (but I'm keeping the 700 quid).

[Sebastian Cobb]

Please stop asking me to moon people. I don't care how much money you PayPal to me, I'm not interested (but I'm keeping the 700 quid).

You get Rumble in the Bronx.

there approximately 5 Blurays remaining.

[BlodwynPig]

I want all 28 of Blodwyn's football teams.

I only have...12, but they are yours

[Pink Gregory]

I'll just chuck my things over the fence and back into nature.  Cheers.

[Twit 2]

Only just seen this. Very happy about all the lovely drugs.

[Butchers Blind]

Remember being stopped in my local shopping centre by someone offering a will service a while back. He asked me if I had thought about making a will, I told him I had fuck all and that if my nearest and dearest wanted to haggle over fuck all they were welcome to. He wished me good day as I left.

[Buelligan]

Thanks ever so for the thousand pounds pancs, should be worth about five euros by the time you die.  Unless it's very soon, of course. 

Please Jesus, make it soon, make it soon, make it soon.  Please Jesus, make it soon.  Make it very, very, soooooooooooooooooooooon!  :)

[BlodwynPig]

Thanks ever so for the thousand pounds pancs, should be worth about five euros by the time you die.  Unless it's very soon, of course. 

Please Jesus, make it soon, make it soon, make it soon.  Please Jesus, make it soon.  Make it very, very, soooooooooooooooooooooon!  :)

He's not a magic carpark, as far as I know

[Buelligan]

I know.  And I know I shouldn't hold out useless hopes.  Do you know his address?  Perhaps we should talk it through.

[tao of wub]

I appreciate the thought but I don't drink, so such a book would be wasted on me.

You can have your pick of my remaining Kusmi tea stash, fizzy water or well used Gaggia Classic if you like.

If I have died of the 'rona though you might want to give it 48 hours!

[Cerys]

I have not yet decided who will inherit my bionic arse.  Register your interest below if you wish to be considered.

[Buelligan]

No thanks.  Just had one.