WHINGE!

[Cerys]

Dear ITV,

Why, ITV, when I'm streaming Midsomer Murders, can I not have subtitles?  Is it because you're a bunch of cunts, ITV?  Is that why?  Or ITV, is my smart TV just not smart enough?  You cunts?

Love from Cerys

[bgmnts]

I think even ITV would ask what you are doing streaming Midsomer Murders.

[Cerys]

I like Midsomer Murders.  So nyer.

[Sebastian Cobb]

Sign up to STV with a scottish postcode, they have subtitles.

[idunnosomename]

dont you know theres a war on

[Captain Z]

WAKE UP ITV!

[shiftwork2]

A bloke I work with got his kitchen in Midsomer Murders.

[popcorn]

My mum calls Midsomer Murders "Pleasant Murder".

[BlodwynPig]

I like Midsomer Murders.  So nyer.

Funnily enough, post Nettles is much better, he should have stuck with Bergerac

[Cerys]

A bloke I work with got his kitchen in Midsomer Murders.

I keep looking out for my ex's parents' place - they lived in a thatched cottage in Hampshire.  No luck yet, though.

[pigamus]

Gorgeous voice, John Nettles. You never hear him mentioned in lists when that comes up but he should be. Seems like a good lad as well.

[Glebe]

I've never watched MM, but Nettles' tenure with the Jersey police must have stood him in good stead for the Midsomer job!

[pancreas]

Is this not the perfect time to mount a social media campaign against ITV??! I have 40 followers. If you put them to the fight, they are yours.

[the]

My mum calls Midsomer Murders "Pleasant Murder".

Sounds like a French euphemism for orgasm

[Butchers Blind]

I've never seen one episode of MM.  Is it worth wasting my lockdown time with?

[BlodwynPig]

I've never seen one episode of MM.  Is it worth wasting my lockdown time with?

Post-Nettles is good, Neil Dudgeon plays the lead with acerbic wit and black humour, like a funnier Morse

[Malcy]

Sign up to STV with a scottish postcode, they have subtitles.

The STV player is an absolute fucking disgrace. I use a Manchester postcode to use the ITV player so that I don't have to use the STV player.

There's more ads, the same ads repeated 3 or 4 times in a row and even more ads. It also annoys me a bit that there's no subtitles on the ITV player but a least I don't have to use the STV one.

[Mrs Wogans lemon drizzle]

Wasn't there talk of ITV having access to the code which underpins the BBC's iPlayer?  i thought the BBC might open source it, or something.  Would make sense given that they're supposed to be a public service broadcaster.

[paruses]

I keep looking out for my ex's parents' place - they lived in a thatched cottage in Hampshire.  No luck yet, though.

It's filmed in Oxfordshire isn't it? Round Lewknor and other places I can't remember the names of. That might just be the Nettles days though.