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Curtain-Wank Car Wash Service

Started by Replies From View, April 03, 2020, 10:30:49 PM

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WELXOME IN OUR CAR WASH


WHEre you WILL HAVW A XURTAIN-WANK WHILE YOUR CAR IS BEINF DONE


AKRUGHT?

shiftwork2


shiftwork2

do you do docnatct-free curtain wank car wash pls let me know

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CURSDIN-WANK INVULBES CONRAVT WUYH CUTSYKN THAT IS HOE IT WORKS

shiftwork2

is it 2m throe pizza on roof and call mobile service

pls advice

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UT SI THRIUN PIZZA ON ROOF DOR 2 METRES AND WIRE DOJNECTION

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CAN TRIES TO DRIFINF A XAR WIRH A WIOSSN LEG

popcorn

Excuse me are you all right?

My car does need a clean but, are you quite all right?

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hello [NAME],,

WE OFFER XANDLURE CURTSIN-wank and GRISTLE AND TYre Updaints as well as MORT HRAYSON GRESH EXHAUST APPERTJRES


I HOPE WE DAN MARJX UOUR REQURIES

popcorn

well if you're quite sure you're all right

I... well I don't really have time for anything else at the moment so go ahead I suppose, and try to make it quick please. thank you.

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VAN DIELSE JS FOKNG TO DO THIS ONE



WAIT INSIDE YOUR DAR PLEASE

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STAY RHERE RHANKYIU



DONky XOME OUT JUST YET THE WATER IS FOIJF TO TIRN ON AJD IR IS SCALDING

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HELLO AND NOW YOU SHOULD BE WANKING

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WHEN YOU WANK YOUR MIND SHOULD RELAX A LITTLE AND YOU'LL FIND YOUR READING IMPROVES TEMPROROLY

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ALRKHHT SID I HOE YOU ENJOYDD YOUR STAY WITH US HOUR CAF IS NOW XLEANED

popcorn

Well!

Good gracious!

I'm speechless.

That was certainly highly irregular, but

I can't argue with the end result.

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popcorn


Glebe


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HELLO PLS IPDAUTE ON WHATHER YOU NOW LOCE VAK DOESL

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Federal Update 04/04/2020:

I am polite to inform you that operation of this thread has been conducted by a sophisticated spammer who has sought full enticement using a scheme of "curtain-wank car washing" and promise of Van Diesel appearing on performance stage while you sit within your automobile, giving you tangible and attractive presence to wank to / fall in love with.

Please note that this premise being entirely false you will receive no service for any £12 gift cards you register.  We have taking this matter such seriously, and are in very process now of reimbursing any funds already lost.  Please show patience.


Kindly hold onto your gift cards until a new vendor is supplied.  New fees will be a minimum of £100 and "curtain-wank car washing" will be supplied by a trusted professionals.  This will fully release you


Kind regard



bank of ibs federal department in united state amircans


kittens


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THAK GOD YUR'VE STILL ARRIVED IN TIME

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THIS IS RODGER AND I AM PAID MONEY TO TAK URE COL TODAY

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kittens

The Car is so filthy I want it cleaning Mister