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« Reply #30 on: April 05, 2020, 08:49:31 AM »

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« Reply #31 on: April 05, 2020, 09:14:36 AM »
^ Such a crap likeness that it took me ages to realise that was Bernie. The only giveaway was the not-at-all-racist swastika that these cunts like to associate with him.

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« Reply #32 on: April 05, 2020, 09:20:04 AM »
Ah but it's Bill Gates (honestly i thought it was Sanders too till i saw the filename)

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« Reply #33 on: April 05, 2020, 10:11:16 AM »
Chevy Chase surely. I like that Garrison apparently doesn't know that there is a universal and we'll known symbol to denote Bluetooth.

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« Reply #34 on: April 05, 2020, 11:10:29 AM »
Ah but it's Bill Gates (honestly i thought it was Sanders too till i saw the filename)

Ahh! I wondered why Bernie had the Microsoft logo on his lapel! This is what happens when he doesn't clearly label every person and thing in his cartoons.

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« Reply #35 on: April 05, 2020, 12:12:56 PM »
That four way syringe will never work. Where’s the plunger?

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« Reply #36 on: April 05, 2020, 12:22:04 PM »
The technology does exist and it has been used since the 1950s to fuck around with people's health, the famous example is the Moscow Signal.
The 'Moscow Signal' was most likely an attempt at jamming, or using it as a focused eavesdropping method (a very sensitive RADAR that could be used to measure acoustic vibrations). It also used power levels higher than is normally used by cell transmitters. it was never scientifically or statistically proven that it had any health effects. If you read the medical research paper cited in that Wiki article, it actually contradicts the statements in the Wiki in that there was no statistical difference in mortality rates, cancers or heath problems in employees who had served in the Moscow embassy during the period the transmissions were in operation compared to the control groups (employees from other embassies and employees who had never worked abroad), other than issues that were more environmental in origin (such as protozoal intestinal infections and venereal disease) . It also goes on to describe how the results frmm the original study were misreported, misinterpreted or or even invented by other researchers since and by the media at the time.
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The US military have even featured similar devices on the news like Active Denial for crowd dispersement. The technology uses a high 2 - 2.5 megawatts source of power with a very directed energy beam which only reaches about 1/64th of an inch into your body - enough to heat your skin up to uncomfortable degree though, compared to 5G - I think 5G baystations use about 15 kilowatts??
THe 'crowd dispersal' weapon basically uses the 'microwave oven' effect - at high enough power levels high-frequency RF it causes the water molecules to vibrate and turn to steam, which effectively 'cooks' you. A focussed 2.5Mw microwave beam would do this, but that's hundreds of thousands times more powerful than a microwave oven.

You can get a similar effect by standing directly in front of a active cell site antenna (headaches and nausea from local heating of the water content in your internal organs), which is why there are safety protocols at cell sites to prevent that happening to maintenance engineers. RF contact burns are also not particularly pleasant either, which is why you never touch an antenna or feeder cable that's powered up.

The 15kW figure for a 5G cell site is for the overall power consumption from the grid supply. The actual radiated power from each antenna array is only about 120-140 Watts.

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« Reply #37 on: April 05, 2020, 02:30:14 PM »
I was curious about who dumb fuck Woody Harrelson's dumb fuck friends were that were pushing this shit, in case there was anyone of note that would be outed as a moron. He said he got that stupid article he posted from his friend Camilla. Judging by this it's probably Camilla Fayed. It's probably a bone of contention between her and her dad, as he probably believes that the coronavirus is caused by the Duke of Edinburgh. https://www.ft.com/content/e3487fc4-5ea6-11e8-9334-2218e7146b04

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« Reply #38 on: April 05, 2020, 02:54:06 PM »
I was curious about who dumb fuck Woody Harrelson's dumb fuck friends were that were pushing this shit, in case there was anyone of note that would be outed as a moron. He said he got that stupid article he posted from his friend Camilla. Judging by this it's probably Camilla Fayed. It's probably a bone of contention between her and her dad, as he probably believes that the coronavirus is caused by the Duke of Edinburgh. https://www.ft.com/content/e3487fc4-5ea6-11e8-9334-2218e7146b04
Camilla Fayed pushes Clean Eating and other pseudoscientific nutritional shite at her Farmacy restaurants, so i'm pretty sure she will have come across 'Doctor' Thomas Cowan at some stage as he's into all that stuff, along with the other bullshit he promotes.on his website.

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« Reply #39 on: April 05, 2020, 03:00:51 PM »
This little video where a posh lady berates a workman for laying the ground for network that will "kill us all when its turned on" is fucking mental. Poor bastard.

https://mobile.twitter.com/TruthOnSide/status/1246777623260299265?s=19

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« Reply #40 on: April 05, 2020, 03:13:33 PM »
This little video where a posh lady berates a workman for laying the ground for network that will "kill us all when its turned on" is fucking mental. Poor bastard.

https://mobile.twitter.com/TruthOnSide/status/1246777623260299265?s=19

If that’s the one where it’s a worker laying cables then presumably that’s nowt to do with 5G (assuming that I’m right in thinking that cell towers are relays for satellite rather than wired connections...oh, fuck - that’s an 0bvi0us thing, isn’t it).

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« Reply #41 on: April 05, 2020, 03:28:28 PM »
If that’s the one where it’s a worker laying cables then presumably that’s nowt to do with 5G (assuming that I’m right in thinking that cell towers are relays for satellite rather than wired connections...oh, fuck - that’s an 0bvi0us thing, isn’t it).
Nope - 5G cell sites will almost all use either optical or microwave 'line-of-sight' backhaul, much as existing cell sites do. The satellite option is being proposed as a relay system co connect cell sites in remote areas to host sites on the optical network.

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« Reply #42 on: April 05, 2020, 08:04:02 PM »

oh fuck off garrison

I wish I could find that Twitter thread where he'd posted a drawing of the CIA(?) represented as a huge dog walking Uncle Sam, and his replies were flooded with furries asking if he'd draw their fursona being railed by the IRS uwu

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« Reply #43 on: April 05, 2020, 08:24:09 PM »
i am obsessed by loonies filming new mobile phone masts and flipping out how the new world order has faked the coronavirus in order to keep us all inside to install them so they can activate their doomsday device and obliterate all life

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« Reply #44 on: April 05, 2020, 08:25:05 PM »
also im pretty sure garrison traces his caricatures. because they're not exaggerated enough. thats why you dont know who anyone is

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« Reply #45 on: April 05, 2020, 08:42:55 PM »
That must be the only Ben Garrison cartoon ever that has a real person but doesn't have the person labelled with their name. He's properly from the Brant school.

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« Reply #46 on: April 05, 2020, 08:46:03 PM »
I'm all for anarchy but the sheer dumb-brained reasons for burning down the fucking 5G towers are enraging to me. The end of the human race is going to involve idiots tearing down all the infrastructure that helps us because they heard the words radiation or energy

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« Reply #47 on: April 05, 2020, 08:46:04 PM »
I think are ben sees all the criticism of him labelling everything and consciously tries not to. but the problem isnt really that he labels everything (which of course, is done by some of the finest political cartoonists such as Rowlandson, Gillray and Cruikshank), it's that his drawings are shit, and it's funny that he has to label them all for anyone to know what anything is supposed to be

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« Reply #48 on: April 08, 2020, 11:21:11 AM »
Big Clive weighs in - https://youtu.be/Du8yQeQdMBk

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« Reply #49 on: April 08, 2020, 11:51:05 AM »
Love Big Clive's voice.

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« Reply #50 on: April 08, 2020, 01:09:32 PM »
maybe this should be in "worst responses" but Ben's continued reaction to this is more fucking bonkers than bad

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The longer this plannedemic drags out, the angrier Americans should become.

We have good reason to be angry. Our liberties are being stripped away in the name of ’safety,’ but there have always been diseases and death. It’s part of life.

At the beginning of the 1800s, one in seven people died of tuberculosis. The Industrial Revolution was not shut down because of it. Tens of thousands of people die of the flu each year, but now the globalists are fanning the flames of fear in order to get their way. All flu cases are now considered to be ‘Covid-19.’

Hospitals are changing the cause of death to the coronavirus even when it’s not the case.

The ‘authorities’ such as Dr. Fauci can’t be trusted.

He’s a Bill Gates man! They are running a script and we are obeying them in lockstep fashion. It’s disgusting!

George Soros, Bill Gates, Henry Kissinger, and the rest at the very top of the pyramid haven’t been very successful with their climate change bunk, but their goals have always remained the same. To achieve them, they’ve now pulled out the epidemic card. Gates ran scenarios through his super computer to see if it would work and so far it’s all going according to their plan. They want to shut down our economy and deindustrialize us. They want socialism and serfdom. Then we will become more dependent on government—a government they control. The central bankers know their debt money system has become untenable. They want to replace it with a cashless society. The bankers know a digital currency will mean easier taxation, tracking, and control. They want a social credit system to go along with it. That will be a way to control free speech. Nobody will want to cross the globalist bankers and get their ‘credits’ trimmed or shut off completely.

The cabal wants Agenda 21 and global governance to become a reality. They want us out of the country and into their cities. They want us chipped, tracked, and obedient.

Support “sustainable cartoons” with a monthly donation at Patreon- See you there!

They are evil and they’re using their corporate mass media pound out a steady drumbeat of fear while offering their high tech enslavement as a way to make the fear go away.

Stop being afraid. Stand tall. NEVER take Bill Gates’ vaccine.

We have to get back to work.  Free the economy and save our jobs.

Look for an Easter Miracle!

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PATRIOTS HELP PATRIOTS! STAY SAFE FOLKS AND KNOW THAT WE SHALL PREVAIL!

the cartoon is like an afterthought, because what are the red things even meant to be?



I mean i guess he's just a grifting wanker who disingenuously sets out to appeal to the dumbest people who think they're the smartest, but he can't even stick his neck out and say the corona virus is an out and out hoax.

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« Reply #51 on: April 08, 2020, 01:11:22 PM »
oh yeah also newsflash, the industrial revolution was horrible for humanity, and lots of people were essentially enslaved to capitalism as never before in history, and got lung infections leading to early death, children had their arms ripped off by looms, Marx and Engels were appalled, tried to change things for the better with new political philosophies, etc

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« Reply #52 on: April 08, 2020, 01:35:22 PM »
Who will Ben blame if Trump gets the 'vid?

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« Reply #53 on: April 08, 2020, 01:46:04 PM »
Did anyone watch any of the David Icke interview the other day? Seriously bonkers. I'm sure you can guess much of the content, but he was saying that the virus is a hoax to get people vaccinated with little mind control robots or something.

Big song and dance about them being blocked on YouTube which I assumed was performative bollocks, but it actually happened. Is available elsewhere if anyone is particularly arsed about watching it.

I love how he's gone from the satanic lizard ritualistic abuse to this. Plays on people's fears about the deep state and that even more. I think he's probably coining it quite heavily these days too.

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« Reply #54 on: April 08, 2020, 01:57:26 PM »
I watched the first 5 or 10 mins of that. Icke completely contradicted himself in how the evil 5G was supposed to work. First he said the electromagnetism did something to your cells so that they couldn't take in oxygen, then 5 minutes later he said they took the oxygen out of the air.

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« Reply #55 on: April 08, 2020, 02:35:21 PM »
I watched the first 5 or 10 mins of that. Icke completely contradicted himself in how the evil 5G was supposed to work. First he said the electromagnetism did something to your cells so that they couldn't take in oxygen, then 5 minutes later he said they took the oxygen out of the air.
He's just regurgitated that from the original video of that twat 'doctor'.

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« Reply #56 on: April 08, 2020, 03:24:23 PM »
That's the thing that gets on my nerves about Icke - I feel sorry for the mental illness, but all his stuff is just derivative.

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« Reply #57 on: April 08, 2020, 04:08:01 PM »
I dipped in and out of it, but I gathered he was saying that CV doesn't exist, and instead they are just tagging any hospital deaths at the minute as CV regardless of the actual cause. Doesn't particularly add up that on one hand it doesn't exist, then on the other its caused by phone masts.

I gather he's meant to be a fastidious researcher. I wonder what his sources are for this stuff, or if he's just gotten to the point where he knows there's a grift to be had.

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« Reply #58 on: April 08, 2020, 04:34:51 PM »
Icke and his troubled younger brother, earlier:


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« Reply #59 on: April 08, 2020, 07:11:58 PM »
I dipped in and out of it, but I gathered he was saying that CV doesn't exist, and instead they are just tagging any hospital deaths at the minute as CV regardless of the actual cause. Doesn't particularly add up that on one hand it doesn't exist, then on the other its caused by phone masts.

I gather he's meant to be a fastidious researcher. I wonder what his sources are for this stuff, or if he's just gotten to the point where he knows there's a grift to be had.
It's exactly what 'doctor' Thomas Cowan was saying in his talk to the anti-vaxxer group last month that started all this off - it's not a virus, it's your body's cells producing 'toxins'' as a reaction to 5G radiation. As well as being an anti-vaxxer he's a believer of homeopathy and treating diseases with 'activated water''  so it fits right in with the guff he peddles.

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