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So much worse than the hands

Started by touchingcloth, April 04, 2020, 09:44:23 PM

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touchingcloth


Elderly Sumo Prophecy


touchingcloth


Marner and Me

Nothing is worse than the hands from Zappp

The Bumlord


Elderly Sumo Prophecy

His left foot looks like an alien claw.


Shoulders?-Stomach!

Pretty much full delete reset.

Gavels out

Fucked into the lizard realm


Twit 2

Cunt of Death on a sinew throne, legs round her head, braying via live-stream for Charlie to kick your arsehole in with one of those Christ-awful cloven hooves. Talcum-powdered club-foot wrecking your innards by royal decree: arise Ser Gary, for he is done and so are you. £2.99

Butchers Blind

I've seen alcoholics with better feet than him.  Your majesty.

Blue Jam

Don't we pay some poor sod to dress him? As well as ironing his shoelaces, does this poor sod also have to put his socks and shoes onto his revolting gouty feet?

I bet Chas needs a shoehorn, and I bet it takes about an hour to cram his revolting gouty feet into his brogues.