The Queen's Speech

[Danger Man]

The Queen will be addressing the nation tonight at 8pm and our morale will be lifted.

Sadly, I'm busy at 8 so can one of you lot watch it and tell me what she said?

Cheers, ta

[ollyboro]

There's a very strong rumour that I've just started that says she's going to abdicate.

[touchingcloth]

She's not actually going to speak but is going to spend ten minutes staring right into the camera while she jerks off Andrew.

[Thomas]

I see various sources and Danger Man's opening post stating that the Queen will be making this speech to 'boost morale'. Forgive my coldness, but how does that work? The rich person in the palace saying 'good work, poor-os' makes households across the land warm and tingly? 'Oh, thank God, now that the Queen has pre-recorded a speech repeating the platitudes I've been retweeting all week, I can actually calm down'?

How does it work???

[ollyboro]

Wonder how they'll manage to do her make-up from 2 metres away (6 ft 6.74 inches post Brexit)......this could be truly fucking horrific.

[Thomas]

I think people will just pretend that their morale has been boosted, because it's what we've been told will happen.

Ask any member of the public to point out where morale is located in the human body; I certainly couldn't do it. Don't know my arse from my moralebow.

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[JamesTC]

lorra lorra blinda data

if you caught corona, what type of corona would you catch?

lully couple, easter innit?

[ProvanFan]

Sing us a song, your majesty

[Shoulders?-Stomach!]

"Look at you all,  cowering in your cobweb-strewn tenements. Wretches.

A nation of dreck. The shutters are being pulled down in our gathering gloom.

Existential Eastbourne decomposes by a forlorn shore.

The realm glowering in sour reflection of its rancid ruler.

I have my own plans. Bye."

[ollyboro]

Wonder if Phil gave her that pearl necklace.

[Camp Tramp]

Does the Queen have a puppeteer?

[Bleeding Kansas]

She's not even wearing a Spider Man costume like Joe Wicks...

[batwings]

This is a difficult wank.

[Jumblegraws]

Was that it? Shite, and such small portions.

[Captain Z]

Why is it my brain always confuses the terms abdicated and beheaded.

[BlodwynPig]

a) why Bother, Nick Witchell preambled it hours ago - "The Queen will say "Queen's Speech"...watch it tonight at 8pm on BBC"

b) Can't wait for the FILM of this in 50 odd years (MOMENTOUS BEIGE)

[idunnosomename]

I CLAPPED BECAUSE I KNOW THE ROYAL FAMILY

[BlodwynPig]

Was that it? Shite, and such small portions.

BBC One Show Beige speech, eh?

Rainbows and Middle Class Women banging pots - THE NATION

[BlodwynPig]

I CLAPPED BECAUSE I KNOW THE ROYAL FAMILY

The Queen waved at me and an Iranian in Glasgow

[Norton Canes]

Khomeini?

Oh, just two of us.

[non capisco]

The Queen will be addressing the nation tonight at 8pm and our morale will be lifted.
Sadly, I'm busy at 8 so can one of you lot watch it and tell me what she said?

EDIT: Already been done, CHICK OWT THIS DUNCE as the Queen would say.

[Abnormal Palm]

Very moving. We will get through this together, my friends.

😁

[ProvanFan]

I watched The Queen's Nose instead

Then Watt on Earth

[idunnosomename]

then space vets

[bigfatheart]

The Queen waved at me and an Iranian in Glasgow

I'm Iranian
A Queen-waved Iranian
An Iranian in Glasgow

(to the tune of Englishman in New York obviously)

[Cloud]

Made a change from statistics and negativity, to be fair.

[SavageHedgehog]

[kalowski]

I didn't see it. How much of her personal wealth did she pledge to fight the virus?

[Alberon]

She promised to sacrifice Edward to the sea gods to calm their wrath which is just ridiculous. It would have to Charles or, at a pinch, Anne before their divine fishy rage would be mollified.