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The Queen's Speech

Started by Danger Man, April 05, 2020, 07:26:08 PM

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idunnosomename

did she say she'd join together with Sir Keir to stop Brexit??!?!??

BlodwynPig

Quote from: Cloud on April 05, 2020, 09:13:22 PM
Made a change from statistics and negativity, to be fair.

Fair to who? The soon-to-be-retired Corgi's?

Zetetic

I've seen better deepfakes.

Butchers Blind


idunnosomename

i want these lackeys hung

drawn

and quartered

https://twitter.com/BBCSimonMcCoy/status/1246894144972349441


and id like to fuck the quarters

touchingcloth

I wonder if she's going out to disburse Maundy money and 'rona this Thursday?

idunnosomename

the church of england has suspended all public worship so no. she can slum out. the freeloading cunt

Cloud

Quote from: BlodwynPig on April 05, 2020, 09:43:06 PM
Fair to who? The soon-to-be-retired Corgi's?

It's called a figure of speech

Ray Travez

I liked the bit where she sat in a room in her immense castle and said how sorry she was that some of us are suffering financially.



Captain Z

Quote from: idunnosomename on April 05, 2020, 11:47:11 PM
i want these lackeys hung

drawn

and quartered

https://twitter.com/BBCSimonMcCoy/status/1246894144972349441


and id like to fuck the quarters

How can a man who has his South Park portrayal as a profile picture simultaneously be such a boot licking grub.

EasyToType

Lovely speech, tryed to think otherwise but I'm hoplessly naïve

BlodwynPig

Quote from: idunnosomename on April 05, 2020, 11:47:11 PM
i want these lackeys hung

drawn

and quartered

https://twitter.com/BBCSimonMcCoy/status/1246894144972349441


and id like to fuck the quarters

Do not look at the Evening Standard today...

Christ.

idunnosomename

Quote from: Captain Z on April 06, 2020, 01:25:27 AM
How can a man who has his South Park portrayal as a profile picture simultaneously be such a boot licking grub.
hello fellow kids

timebug

Old Betty who lives in the biggest sponsored 'council house' at the end of the Mall, was graciously patronising to us peasants.
So long as we all know our place, all will be well. Gawd bless yer M'am!

katzenjammer

Did she sound a bit hoarse or was that just wishful thinking on my part?

Buelligan

Quote from: idunnosomename on April 05, 2020, 11:47:11 PM
i want these lackeys hung

drawn

and quartered

https://twitter.com/BBCSimonMcCoy/status/1246894144972349441


and id like to fuck the quarters

Particularly liked this response.

Twit 2

I watched a bit of this out of curiosity and to see how much I could bear. It's just a load of utter piffle, isn't it? A slew of abstractions, a thin gruel of mythic concepts drawn from a bingo card of key words and platitudes: "pride...Britons....national spirit". Who the fuck listens to this TRIPE and is comforted? It's workmanlike drivel, a lorry driver on the bogs in Taunton Deane services could write a better speech for a barely warm sausage roll. The mentality of a citizen comforted by this arrant nonsense. It is the equivalent of needing your mum to give you a cuddle because the dressing gown in the corner looks like a ghost. HOW ENFEEBLED MUST YOUR MIND BE TO TAKE SUCCOUR FROM THIS WENCH?

idunnosomename

Be nice if she said something specific like when the lockdown will end or if we all get free booze

BlodwynPig

Quote from: Twit 2 on April 06, 2020, 10:49:08 AM
I watched a bit of this out of curiosity and to see how much I could bear. It's just a load of utter piffle, isn't it? A slew of abstractions, a thin gruel of mythic concepts drawn from a bingo card of key words and platitudes: "pride...Britons....national spirit". Who the fuck listens to this TRIPE and is comforted? It's workmanlike drivel, a lorry driver on the bogs in Taunton Deane services could write a better speech for a barely warm sausage roll. The mentality of a citizen comforted by this arrant nonsense. It is the equivalent of needing your mum to give you a cuddle because the dressing gown in the corner looks like a ghost. HOW ENFEEBLED MUST YOUR MIND BE TO TAKE SUCCOUR FROM THIS WENCH?

It's what our bovine minds can cope with these days

see also: Starmer's thin platitudes of NOWT

BBC's fault, more broadly society in general

Quote from: katzenjammer on April 06, 2020, 09:56:00 AM
Did she sound a bit hoarse or was that just wishful thinking on my part?

If she, Boris Johnson and Rolf Harris all died soon, which would you feel the least-small faint traces of miniscule regret over?

ollyboro

Quote from: Phoenix Lazarus on April 06, 2020, 11:04:42 AM
If she, Boris Johnson and Rolf Harris all died soon, which would you feel the least-small faint traces of miniscule regret over?



If you're asking in which order I'd prefer them to die in, I'd go:

1) Johnson
2) Johnson
3) Ant and Dec

Rolf and Liz will be dead soon enough anyway.

dissolute ocelot

In other interesting news, the Daily Mail recently reported that Andrew, Edward, and Anne are no longer protected by armed guards due to a shortage of policemen with guns. No idea if this is true, but I know how to find out.


Quote from: dissolute ocelot on April 06, 2020, 02:50:02 PM
In other interesting news, the Daily Mail recently reported that Andrew, Edward, and Anne are no longer protected by armed guards due to a shortage of policemen with guns. No idea if this is true, but I know how to find out.

Which one are you planning to take out first?

BlodwynPig



chveik



Al Tha Funkee Homosapien

I mean, its definitely a #deepfake. Right?

Head Gardener