Is anyone able?

[popcorn]

Can you?

[Ferris]

Can't for 48 hours. Won't go into details.

[popcorn]

I understand.

Is anyone else able to by any chance?

[Lemming]

Sorry, I haven't been able since the accident.

[Ferris]

Sorry, I haven't been able since the accident.

I said we wouldn't go into details. Please don't undermine me in front of others.

[Captain Z]

No, I am Cain.

[Lemming]

I said we wouldn't go into details. Please don't undermine me in front of others.

Shit, sorry, sorry, I forgot. At least I didn't accidentally mention the part with the terrier dog and the duct tape.

[Ferris]

Shit, sorry, sorry, I forgot. At least I didn't accidentally mention the part with the terrier dog and the duct tape.

fucks sake

[Lemming]

Fuck! Sorry!

popcorn, the line is being drawn here. We are NOT going to go into details about the near-fatal wanking accident. It's none of your business.

[popcorn]

We are NOT going to go into details about the near-fatal wanking accident. It's none of your business.

Well I'm starting to think we are going to have to go into details if you still think it was only "near-fatal".

[Lemming]

Dogs don't have souls. An accident is still classed as "near-fatal" if a dog is the only casualty. And yes, I know there were two dogs and one pig.

This isn't fair. We shouldn't have to describe the details of the wanking accident on a public forum like this. Nobody needs to know about the bone-crunching, bollock-twisting mishaps that occurred and we've already settled the legal side of things in court.

[Elderly Sumo Prophecy]

I'm afraid I suffer from chronic inability. And it's very, very painful.