Author Topic: Comedy moments that form part of your everyday inner monologue  (Read 10181 times)

notjosh

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Re: Comedy moments that form part of your everyday inner monologue
« Reply #210 on: May 19, 2020, 02:12:11 PM »
"I am doing excellent shopping."

petrilTanaka

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Re: Comedy moments that form part of your everyday inner monologue
« Reply #211 on: May 19, 2020, 03:25:24 PM »
<X> on <TYPE_OF_DRUG> is always "So Lee Evans, sweaty, hyperactive, funny, <X> on <TYPE_OF_DRUG>... frightened, confused"

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Re: Comedy moments that form part of your everyday inner monologue
« Reply #212 on: May 19, 2020, 06:25:10 PM »
This morning I realized that whenever it's a nice day, I always hear George Costanza in my head saying "IT'S A BEA-UUU-TIFUL DAY."

Re: Comedy moments that form part of your everyday inner monologue
« Reply #213 on: May 21, 2020, 10:42:50 AM »
When I finish showering, especially in lockdown when it's not a daily event, I find myself saying 'Ah, I feel wefweshed'

Re: Comedy moments that form part of your everyday inner monologue
« Reply #214 on: May 21, 2020, 04:07:43 PM »
"I'm committed to cakes"

Yes! I thought that was just me.

Fr.Bigley

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Re: Comedy moments that form part of your everyday inner monologue
« Reply #215 on: May 21, 2020, 04:09:11 PM »
When I go into an off license.


"Yes Hugh it's the most alcohol per millilitre for the lowest price in this shop"

Re: Comedy moments that form part of your everyday inner monologue
« Reply #216 on: May 21, 2020, 11:17:40 PM »
Whenever someone is talking a load of rubbish: www.youtube.com/watch?v=2-WPlvZguZ4

notjosh

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Re: Comedy moments that form part of your everyday inner monologue
« Reply #217 on: May 22, 2020, 11:08:35 AM »
Yes! I thought that was just me.

Nope. Probably my favourite thing Simon Pegg has ever done. Besides:

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Alriiight! I was just being friendly.



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Re: Comedy moments that form part of your everyday inner monologue
« Reply #218 on: May 22, 2020, 11:13:08 AM »

A comedy moment from a non-comedy film - Every time I use a wired mouse (and I mean every. single. time) I think of Scotty from Star Trek IV saying "Hello computer" into the mouse.

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Re: Comedy moments that form part of your everyday inner monologue
« Reply #219 on: May 22, 2020, 04:55:32 PM »
Whenever I cook eggs, "a perfect eggy" from Look Around You.

Also, whenever a member of my family shows a photo to another, we always say "This is Uncle Ted in front of the house".

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Re: Comedy moments that form part of your everyday inner monologue
« Reply #220 on: May 22, 2020, 04:58:13 PM »
Whenever I cook eggs, "a perfect eggy" from Look Around You.

I rarely deal with eggs but I know I have done "look out for the release of the new albumen... it's out now" when cracking an egg.

Re: Comedy moments that form part of your everyday inner monologue
« Reply #221 on: May 23, 2020, 01:11:59 AM »
Nope. Probably my favourite thing Simon Pegg has ever done. Besides:


C'mere you big bellend!

Re: Comedy moments that form part of your everyday inner monologue
« Reply #222 on: May 23, 2020, 01:13:57 AM »
Remember you told me to tell you when you were acting rudely and insensitively? Remember that? You're doing it right now.

Re: Comedy moments that form part of your everyday inner monologue
« Reply #223 on: Yesterday at 04:01:32 PM »
Whenever I eat a pizza

“I declare this pizza to be...awesome!”

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