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Re: Comedy moments that form part of your everyday inner monologue
« Reply #240 on: June 15, 2020, 11:26:13 AM »
More Spaced:

'It's not finished.


It's finished.'

From the same episode - 'Puuudding', whenever dessert is on the horizon.

Re: Comedy moments that form part of your everyday inner monologue
« Reply #241 on: June 15, 2020, 04:17:20 PM »
More Spaced:

'It's not finished.


It's finished.'

This has reminded me of another oft used South Park one



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Re: Comedy moments that form part of your everyday inner monologue
« Reply #242 on: June 16, 2020, 02:16:46 PM »
Wild? I was bloody livid!

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Re: Comedy moments that form part of your everyday inner monologue
« Reply #243 on: June 16, 2020, 03:25:15 PM »
If I’m having a bad day I think "Probably because this whole universe is against me!" in George Costanza’s voice.

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Re: Comedy moments that form part of your everyday inner monologue
« Reply #244 on: June 16, 2020, 03:34:22 PM »
Wild? I was bloody livid!
Every now and then a line flashes across my mind like this (same actor)
"If I had to spend my whole life on a stretcher, I'd be pretty sick of the palsy, too!"

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Re: Comedy moments that form part of your everyday inner monologue
« Reply #245 on: June 19, 2020, 12:21:38 PM »
When I'm likely to get overcharged for some work, I have to say they'll do the job "for a small consideration..." a la Clive James on one of the Postcards shows (Rome?)

Re: Comedy moments that form part of your everyday inner monologue
« Reply #246 on: June 24, 2020, 11:02:39 AM »
Errol Brown- "It started with a kiss"
Me- "In three minutes time I'll be talking to Norfolk's youngest butcher"
Hot Chocolate- *Play the rest of "It Started With A Kiss"*

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Re: Comedy moments that form part of your everyday inner monologue
« Reply #247 on: June 25, 2020, 06:53:39 PM »
The National lot of trees!

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Re: Comedy moments that form part of your everyday inner monologue
« Reply #248 on: June 25, 2020, 10:51:34 PM »
due to Mulligan and O'Hare, any list of fifties rock and roll types has to end with "that other cunt Bill Haley"

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Re: Comedy moments that form part of your everyday inner monologue
« Reply #249 on: June 26, 2020, 12:13:28 AM »
"Why waste money on a carwash when we can just drive around in the rain?"

Re: Comedy moments that form part of your everyday inner monologue
« Reply #250 on: June 26, 2020, 12:38:34 AM »
"The Sixties: Grace Jones, Andy Warhol, BLOODY HELL - even teeny tiny baby Philip Schofield..."

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Re: Comedy moments that form part of your everyday inner monologue
« Reply #251 on: June 26, 2020, 01:55:58 PM »
due to Mulligan and O'Hare, any list of fifties rock and roll types has to end with "that other cunt Bill Haley"

Man, that line slays me every single time.

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Re: Comedy moments that form part of your everyday inner monologue
« Reply #252 on: June 26, 2020, 04:37:26 PM »
If something's not funny

'That's not funny Darryl, repeat not funny' in a muffled voice as if intoned through a traffic cone.

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Re: Comedy moments that form part of your everyday inner monologue
« Reply #253 on: June 26, 2020, 04:46:55 PM »


"Aah. It's too hot today."

Re: Comedy moments that form part of your everyday inner monologue
« Reply #254 on: June 27, 2020, 10:45:05 AM »
'Keep it theeaah', whenever I have to keep anything there.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FPUuqtOPDUE



Re: Comedy moments that form part of your everyday inner monologue
« Reply #255 on: June 27, 2020, 06:56:16 PM »
Made some burgers for dinner and all I could think was “Look at these dirty things all cooking up nice.”

Randy’s a hustler baybeh!

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Re: Comedy moments that form part of your everyday inner monologue
« Reply #256 on: June 27, 2020, 08:25:32 PM »
Alan Ford's East-End thug menacingly saying 'well perhaps ya fuckin' should' to the woman who says she 'doesn't read the business section' of her Observer.

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Re: Comedy moments that form part of your everyday inner monologue
« Reply #257 on: June 27, 2020, 10:19:42 PM »
any consumption of more than one/a tiny amount of anything sets off Armando Iannucci soothingly reminding me that I have to get the amount right

Re: Comedy moments that form part of your everyday inner monologue
« Reply #258 on: June 27, 2020, 10:46:49 PM »
Alan Ford's East-End thug menacingly saying 'well perhaps ya fuckin' should' to the woman who says she 'doesn't read the business section' of her Observer.

'I'm not interested in what you fackin' take, love'

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Re: Comedy moments that form part of your everyday inner monologue
« Reply #259 on: June 28, 2020, 12:02:46 AM »
nutters, from Parkhurst.

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Re: Comedy moments that form part of your everyday inner monologue
« Reply #260 on: June 28, 2020, 10:52:08 AM »
"Sausages and plants and goldfish"

Every time I am asked what is for tea.

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Re: Comedy moments that form part of your everyday inner monologue
« Reply #261 on: June 28, 2020, 12:01:07 PM »
Alan Ford's East-End thug menacingly saying 'well perhaps ya fuckin' should' to the woman who says she 'doesn't read the business section' of her Observer.

Yes, and every time I press the button to set the washing machine going: 'you're a washing machine, now fuckin' WASH!'

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Re: Comedy moments that form part of your everyday inner monologue
« Reply #262 on: June 28, 2020, 06:39:44 PM »
Someone at work recently said "The sooner we start, the sooner we finish" to which I naturally replied, "They said that about the...er...something that took a long time to finish"

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Re: Comedy moments that form part of your everyday inner monologue
« Reply #263 on: June 29, 2020, 12:21:43 AM »
Someone at work recently said "The sooner we start, the sooner we finish" to which I naturally replied, "They said that about the...er...something that took a long time to finish"

Yes me too!

Another evergreen is Muhammad Ali to Norman Gunston, when asked about Joe Frazier: "he's not nice, I'm nice!" (said as angrily as possible)

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Re: Comedy moments that form part of your everyday inner monologue
« Reply #264 on: June 30, 2020, 02:48:53 AM »
My partner has infiltrated me with a couple of Harry & Paul catchphrases, the most notable being "40, 45" and "I'm a caahp". Little things but catchy.

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Re: Comedy moments that form part of your everyday inner monologue
« Reply #265 on: July 02, 2020, 11:18:54 PM »
as this seems to be a lot of phrases that have formed part of people's inner (or outer) monologue, I nominate this scene from the (petty) criminally underrated Trailer Park Boys in which J-Roc is caught wanking by his Mum, Julian, Ricky and Bubbles, resulting in no less than three heavily used phrases: 'Argh fuck...know what i'm sayin'', 'you not-knocking motherfuckers' and the blatant fib that he was 'getting changed' which seamlessly transitions to a euphemism as he gives up the charade, all topped off with J-Roc corpsing at the timing of their responses then pulling it back in true TPB fashion

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M1WQx3J8xJw

beautiful

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Re: Comedy moments that form part of your everyday inner monologue
« Reply #266 on: July 02, 2020, 11:40:07 PM »
When I'm late for anything:

"Run! Run, like... Mel Gibson in Gallipoli."

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Re: Comedy moments that form part of your everyday inner monologue
« Reply #267 on: July 02, 2020, 11:49:02 PM »
Whenever I'm playing an open-world video game and it isn't clear what I have to do next and I'm a bit lost:

Where do I go now? WHERE DO I GO NOOOOOOWWWWWW?

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Re: Comedy moments that form part of your everyday inner monologue
« Reply #268 on: July 02, 2020, 11:50:16 PM »
nutters, from Parkhurst.

Ready to chop your tarty fackin' legs off

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Re: Comedy moments that form part of your everyday inner monologue
« Reply #269 on: July 03, 2020, 01:41:33 AM »
as this seems to be a lot of phrases that have formed part of people's inner (or outer) monologue, I nominate this scene from the (petty) criminally underrated Trailer Park Boys in which J-Roc is caught wanking by his Mum, Julian, Ricky and Bubbles, resulting in no less than three heavily used phrases: 'Argh fuck...know what i'm sayin'', 'you not-knocking motherfuckers' and the blatant fib that he was 'getting changed' which seamlessly transitions to a euphemism as he gives up the charade, all topped off with J-Roc corpsing at the timing of their responses then pulling it back in true TPB fashion

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M1WQx3J8xJw

beautiful

That show was magic when they still had a bit of heart to it. Tried to watch one of the later ones a few weeks back and it just stank the place out.

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