Author Topic: Comedy moments that form part of your everyday inner monologue  (Read 10141 times)

kalowski

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Re: Comedy moments that form part of your everyday inner monologue
« Reply #30 on: April 07, 2020, 08:24:12 AM »
If anyone seems to be explaining something really obvious I say, "He was on The Last Resort with Jonathan Ross. Before that he was on Tonight with Jonathan Ross. It's Jonathan Ross!" From Steve Coogan's Live n Lewd video.

Re: Comedy moments that form part of your everyday inner monologue
« Reply #31 on: April 07, 2020, 08:56:11 AM »
Whenever someone asks "What is this place?" in any kind of programme or film -  and it crops up a lot once you notice it - I always hear the SMASH alien's voice saying "IT. IS. CALLED. HUD.DERS.FIELD!" as a reply

Jockice

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Re: Comedy moments that form part of your everyday inner monologue
« Reply #32 on: April 07, 2020, 09:00:57 AM »
From the Peep Show university episode I have Mark's "why am I walking into the jaws of death?" whenever I go into a 1:1 meeting at work

Thar episode was on Gold last night. They seem to be showing them from the start in sequence, two a night, at 11pm or afterwards. Except that they missed out the second episode of the first series (the Jez job interview one) which I found really annoying as it's one of my favourites.

Captain Z

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Re: Comedy moments that form part of your everyday inner monologue
« Reply #33 on: April 07, 2020, 09:48:25 AM »


 Every time I encounter my tennis bag by the front door: "Ooh a head bag. Those are chock full of... head-y goodness".

SpiderChrist

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Re: Comedy moments that form part of your everyday inner monologue
« Reply #34 on: April 07, 2020, 10:16:30 AM »
I have referred to our current situation as the 'popaclips'.

Yeah, "the four arse mans of the popaclips" is currently very often running around my brain.

Also : "Can I raise a practical question at this point?"

Cottonon

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Re: Comedy moments that form part of your everyday inner monologue
« Reply #35 on: April 07, 2020, 10:50:43 AM »
"...and there's nothing the law can do about it." from Brass Eye Crime (I think), usually appended to an internal decision to treat myself.

kalowski

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Re: Comedy moments that form part of your everyday inner monologue
« Reply #36 on: April 07, 2020, 10:51:15 AM »
Also : "Can I raise a practical question at this point?"
Is a cracker and can defuse an argument quite well too.

Re: Comedy moments that form part of your everyday inner monologue
« Reply #37 on: April 07, 2020, 12:21:34 PM »
Yeah, "the four arse mans of the popaclips" is currently very often running around my brain.

Also : "Can I raise a practical question at this point?"

Heres the clip

https://youtu.be/F-CtREQK75M

‘Now the ironing lady has passed on’

:-)

petrilTanaka

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Re: Comedy moments that form part of your everyday inner monologue
« Reply #38 on: April 07, 2020, 05:27:34 PM »
any, and I mean any, use of the word "justice"

Re: Comedy moments that form part of your everyday inner monologue
« Reply #39 on: April 07, 2020, 07:44:48 PM »
any, and I mean any, use of the word "justice"

I thought that link was going to be to this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G8OExnRXlzM

Re: Comedy moments that form part of your everyday inner monologue
« Reply #40 on: April 07, 2020, 08:40:10 PM »
Tim Key’s “Bird it”

I thought he said Birdie but with an odd pronunciation so it sounds like Birdah.

Re: Comedy moments that form part of your everyday inner monologue
« Reply #41 on: April 07, 2020, 08:41:48 PM »
I nearly crashed my car listening to the that call.

It was at least the tenth time Id heard it aswell.

The arsemens are coming!

You will burn in the fires of hell for the sins of buggery and bottom bizzness.

kalowski

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Re: Comedy moments that form part of your everyday inner monologue
« Reply #42 on: April 07, 2020, 09:12:35 PM »
any, and I mean any, use of the word "justice"
Oh, absolutely, usually Louis Armstrong with the occasional Martin Sheen.

Re: Comedy moments that form part of your everyday inner monologue
« Reply #43 on: April 07, 2020, 09:15:33 PM »
Every time I'm asked 'What are you up to?', my first answer is always 'My ideal weight if I were 11 feet tall'.

It's my favourite 'Norm' bit from Cheers.

Re: Comedy moments that form part of your everyday inner monologue
« Reply #44 on: April 07, 2020, 10:08:22 PM »
Just kidding. Just kidney beans.

Source: https://youtu.be/HJ1ZWOchYQo


kalowski

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Re: Comedy moments that form part of your everyday inner monologue
« Reply #45 on: April 07, 2020, 10:29:16 PM »
Last one from me. I paraphrase this one, usually when someone asks me "What's that book about?" "About 350 pages"

Dylan did it best:
"What’s this song about?”
“It’s about 4 minutes.”

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Re: Comedy moments that form part of your everyday inner monologue
« Reply #46 on: April 07, 2020, 11:05:01 PM »
Shitloads of peep show ones.

Anytime someone mentions plumbing “fucking... water lego”

Re: Comedy moments that form part of your everyday inner monologue
« Reply #47 on: April 07, 2020, 11:23:51 PM »
Another Mitchell and Webb based one. This could also be a crossover into ‘Peters mad thoughts’, but whenever anyone is doing any sort of innuendo based banter, I always have the urge to say ‘shall I get my cock out?’.

https://youtu.be/wcBOX1JBcjQ

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Re: Comedy moments that form part of your everyday inner monologue
« Reply #48 on: April 07, 2020, 11:57:49 PM »
"Skip to the end!" - every time someone is telling me some boring story about their day.

Re: Comedy moments that form part of your everyday inner monologue
« Reply #49 on: April 08, 2020, 12:43:44 AM »


Anything of dubious quality is referred to as a "World Ranger Storm Buster IV".

'best wishes from all the lads on the Ark Royal' whenever anyone acknowledges their own birthday.

Re: Comedy moments that form part of your everyday inner monologue
« Reply #50 on: April 08, 2020, 12:44:21 AM »
"Just a...tiny amount."

Re: Comedy moments that form part of your everyday inner monologue
« Reply #51 on: April 08, 2020, 02:36:08 PM »
"they don't know I've got spermy pants"

Re: Comedy moments that form part of your everyday inner monologue
« Reply #52 on: April 08, 2020, 03:27:54 PM »
Just kidding. Just kidney beans.

Source: https://youtu.be/HJ1ZWOchYQo

Yes, Reeves & Mortimer quotes are often in my head aswell.

Re: Comedy moments that form part of your everyday inner monologue
« Reply #53 on: April 08, 2020, 04:23:16 PM »
'Up, you get' is a R&M one I use often.

Re: Comedy moments that form part of your everyday inner monologue
« Reply #54 on: April 08, 2020, 04:57:39 PM »
"No, a monetary deposit!"

People don't say 'deposit' enough, unfortunately.

petrilTanaka

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Re: Comedy moments that form part of your everyday inner monologue
« Reply #55 on: April 08, 2020, 06:52:11 PM »
you know those spells where you just have to stay somewhere for a wee bit, because it's just not feasible to do anything else, but it's too long to just be dead time?

like you get home from work, get fed, but have to leave for something else in an hour?

or there's a tradesperson coming to sort something out at 10 and you have the day off, and they've phoned so you know they're coming?

those periods where it's not long enough to really start or do a thing, but too long to write off as a Wee Minute?

they are always an easy mistake for the council to make to me

shiftwork2

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Re: Comedy moments that form part of your everyday inner monologue
« Reply #56 on: April 08, 2020, 09:34:19 PM »
Fond of a long drawn-out affair.

petrilTanaka

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Re: Comedy moments that form part of your everyday inner monologue
« Reply #57 on: April 08, 2020, 11:02:29 PM »
the word psyche always enters my mind in the voice of the Polymorph intro from Red Dwarf

Re: Comedy moments that form part of your everyday inner monologue
« Reply #58 on: April 09, 2020, 07:34:33 AM »
Whenever Cairo is mentioned on the news, in my head I hear Rowley Birkin and do his weird high pitched noise.

Re: Comedy moments that form part of your everyday inner monologue
« Reply #59 on: April 10, 2020, 09:08:56 PM »
"What's this? Milk?!?" from That Peter Kay Thing, every time without fail whenever I'm preparing cereal or tea or anything else that requires it

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