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Re: Comedy moments that form part of your everyday inner monologue
« Reply #330 on: July 27, 2020, 11:32:55 PM »
I often think 'now.. now...now you're being interesting' to my wife when she says words (from KMKY)

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Re: Comedy moments that form part of your everyday inner monologue
« Reply #331 on: July 28, 2020, 07:05:29 AM »
(old woman voice) "That store has such lovely shit."

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Re: Comedy moments that form part of your everyday inner monologue
« Reply #332 on: July 28, 2020, 09:21:53 PM »
On accidentally touching the front of my face mask:

"Oops, done stung myself. Bye wooorld"

Re: Comedy moments that form part of your everyday inner monologue
« Reply #333 on: July 29, 2020, 04:02:09 PM »
Think someone has already mentioned this but I've only recently realized how often I exclaim "unbelievable..."to nobody in particular at the slightest annoyance (ala Partridge)

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Re: Comedy moments that form part of your everyday inner monologue
« Reply #334 on: July 29, 2020, 10:06:40 PM »
I saw a duck earlier and my first thought was "a duck!".

I am wise in the ways of science.

Re: Comedy moments that form part of your everyday inner monologue
« Reply #335 on: July 30, 2020, 08:31:54 AM »
If I do a big fart then 'great and fruitsome flabby woof woofs' is always my first thought.

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Re: Comedy moments that form part of your everyday inner monologue
« Reply #336 on: July 31, 2020, 11:14:34 PM »
Any time I see someone getting pissy on the internet I think "Oh, waah waah! Get over it, druggie!"

Re: Comedy moments that form part of your everyday inner monologue
« Reply #337 on: August 05, 2020, 11:20:23 AM »
Hearing 'Maggie May' on the radio, and I still can't stop myself saying 'Hush, Rod!' as Davenport Nice.

Re: Comedy moments that form part of your everyday inner monologue
« Reply #338 on: August 05, 2020, 11:21:40 AM »
I say, "$20 dollars can buy many peanuts" to myself all the time when I'm doing the weekly shop.

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Re: Comedy moments that form part of your everyday inner monologue
« Reply #339 on: August 05, 2020, 11:50:20 AM »
Whenever I see the word "pass" written down, I think "COOK PASS BABTRIDGE".

Re: Comedy moments that form part of your everyday inner monologue
« Reply #340 on: August 05, 2020, 11:58:34 AM »
it's the same with me and Nottingham, just means I'm internally doing that Rik Mayall FUCKIN' 'ELL bit from one of the live Bottoms

Likewise if someone is being boring I have Ade in my head pleading, "Don't you ever yeaarrrn for change?"

Re: Comedy moments that form part of your everyday inner monologue
« Reply #341 on: August 08, 2020, 06:42:24 PM »
Any time I hear or read 'Aberdeen' I have to say 'Aber bloody deen' like Jen Saunders in the original Ab Fab sketch.

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Re: Comedy moments that form part of your everyday inner monologue
« Reply #342 on: August 08, 2020, 09:52:37 PM »
Definitely " I crush your head".

I used to hear it as "I kush your 'ed!"

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Re: Comedy moments that form part of your everyday inner monologue
« Reply #343 on: August 08, 2020, 10:14:00 PM »
Richie saying "what do you mean 'where's the rest of it?'" in his flippant Neanderthal voice when impersonating Mr 55p.

Re: Comedy moments that form part of your everyday inner monologue
« Reply #344 on: August 09, 2020, 11:21:28 AM »
Richie saying "what do you mean 'where's the rest of it?'" in his flippant Neanderthal voice when impersonating Mr 55p.

I often say, "Edward Elizabeth Hitler" in that derisive tone to my brother when I'm mock telling him off.

Re: Comedy moments that form part of your everyday inner monologue
« Reply #345 on: August 09, 2020, 06:41:26 PM »
I like to sing “who are the pixie people who are the fairy folk” whenever I see a hippy out in the countryside. The look of utter disbelief Ali G gives that tree protester still makes me laugh.

Re: Comedy moments that form part of your everyday inner monologue
« Reply #346 on: August 09, 2020, 11:44:02 PM »
I like to sing “who are the pixie people who are the fairy folk” whenever I see a hippy out in the countryside. The look of utter disbelief Ali G gives that tree protester still makes me laugh.

Crap been singing it wrong all these years.

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Re: Comedy moments that form part of your everyday inner monologue
« Reply #347 on: August 10, 2020, 12:02:50 AM »
I live very near to where that was filmed and it often springs into my mind when I'm walking down that bit of Crystal Palace Parade, along with "THIS IS SERIOUS, YOU WANKER!"

"Who are the pixie people, are you one of the fairy folk? Do you like this planet? Do you want to see it go up in smoke?!"

Turns out old trustafarian Catweazle had a point.

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Re: Comedy moments that form part of your everyday inner monologue
« Reply #348 on: August 10, 2020, 02:43:13 PM »
I get disappointed when people say things are very serious. No Vyv to do the thing with his nose. I want my Vyv

Re: Comedy moments that form part of your everyday inner monologue
« Reply #349 on: August 10, 2020, 02:45:40 PM »
Any time I hear or read 'Aberdeen' I have to say 'Aber bloody deen' like Jen Saunders in the original Ab Fab sketch.

Whenever i give my address i want to say at the end "wait for it.....Kent"

Re: Comedy moments that form part of your everyday inner monologue
« Reply #350 on: August 11, 2020, 11:36:11 AM »
"come on...!" - urgently in a black country accent when rushing anywhere with people - Mark Williams character from The Fast Show.

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Re: Comedy moments that form part of your everyday inner monologue
« Reply #351 on: August 11, 2020, 12:33:21 PM »
Yet another 15 Storeys High one: "I warned you once, I warned you twice, I warned you trice"

Re: Comedy moments that form part of your everyday inner monologue
« Reply #352 on: August 11, 2020, 12:52:38 PM »
I live very near to where that was filmed and it often springs into my mind when I'm walking down that bit of Crystal Palace Parade, along with "THIS IS SERIOUS, YOU WANKER!"

"Who are the pixie people, are you one of the fairy folk? Do you like this planet? Do you want to see it go up in smoke?!"

Turns out old trustafarian Catweazle had a point.

Oh yes, quite agree with what you said. Still doesn’t stop the segment being splendidly silly though.

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Re: Comedy moments that form part of your everyday inner monologue
« Reply #353 on: August 11, 2020, 01:15:49 PM »
Yet another 15 Storeys High one: "I warned you once, I warned you twice, I warned you trice"

You big swinging whistley-wanker.

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Re: Comedy moments that form part of your everyday inner monologue
« Reply #354 on: August 11, 2020, 05:04:49 PM »
"come on...!" - urgently in a black country accent when rushing anywhere with people - Mark Williams character from The Fast Show.

also whenever I see anyone rushing in a Birmingham City top. Only the home, obvs, not dragging Mark Williams out for a third jersey

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Re: Comedy moments that form part of your everyday inner monologue
« Reply #355 on: August 11, 2020, 05:07:56 PM »
oh, another fast show one:

I can't hear any didgeridoo without "G'Day and welcome to That's Amazing, with me Carl 'Ooper"

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Re: Comedy moments that form part of your everyday inner monologue
« Reply #356 on: August 11, 2020, 11:06:19 PM »
oh, another fast show one:

I can't hear any didgeridoo without "G'Day and welcome to That's Amazing, with me Carl 'Ooper"

I attempt to do "it's more of an invention than an adventure" when I can, both words sounding the same in thick Aussie.

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Re: Comedy moments that form part of your everyday inner monologue
« Reply #357 on: August 12, 2020, 01:24:59 AM »
Yet another 15 Storeys High one: "I warned you once, I warned you twice, I warned you trice"

I sometimes think of "cactises" when people discuss the plural of "cactus"

Re: Comedy moments that form part of your everyday inner monologue
« Reply #358 on: August 12, 2020, 06:45:04 AM »
I attempt to do "it's more of an invention than an adventure" when I can, both words sounding the same in thick Aussie.

"Ah-nahl-ise"
"AAANYLYZE"

Re: Comedy moments that form part of your everyday inner monologue
« Reply #359 on: August 12, 2020, 08:53:16 AM »
oh, another fast show one:

I can't hear any didgeridoo without "G'Day and welcome to That's Amazing, with me Carl 'Ooper"

"Get out m'house" - when someone tells me or shows me something underwhelming.

Another Simon Day one if someone does an accent - "can't do the accent" (was that the character who told tall tales?)

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