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Comedy moments that form part of your everyday inner monologue

Started by Thomas, April 06, 2020, 09:37:14 AM

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NoOffenceLynn

When someone is looking for a pen.
Yeah, I have a Pauline.

Ferris

Whenever I'm walking down a dark street and I'm walking towards/past someone, I think of Alan's description of meeting Glenn Ponder in "I, Partridge". Coogan's delivery is stuck in my head.

"Let's 'ave it then, fucker!"

Quote from: FerriswheelBueller on September 22, 2020, 12:52:31 PM
Whenever I'm walking down a dark street and I'm walking towards/past someone, I think of Alan's description of meeting Glenn Ponder in "I, Partridge". Coogan's delivery is stuck in my head.

"Let's 'ave it then, fucker!"

Also when seeing a woman in labour "Her contraptions are massive!"

petril

because of This Year, there's been a lot of talk about something, and it's forced the bit from Nozin' Aroun' right into my head. So every single time the subject of pubs and restrictions comes up, I am beholden to mentally add "...but I cannot drink in pubs". Even if it's happiness that the pubs are open and they can go for a drink in a pub