Comedy moments that form part of your everyday inner monologue

[famethrowa]

I cannot read or say the name "Milwaukee" without saying it like Alice Cooper in Wayne's World... milli-walk-ayy

[Cold Meat Platter]

Every time the Chinese are mentioned I can't help thinking "a great bunch of lads."

[petril]

every George sets off a wee reminder not to call them Georgie Porgie in case they fucking go... bananas

[earl_sleek]

"WINE! The great enemy!" from the good Major https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2ekujLk3xS8

I have to suppress the urge to respond with Homer's "I don't know" from https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T3FUVDJtiSQ when asked for my name.

[Gurke and Hare]

A friend posted pictures of her kitten on a WhatsApp group yesterday, and I was unable not to respond with "Look at her little face, it's almost as if she understands."

[famethrowa]

"WINE! The great enemy!" from the good Major https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2ekujLk3xS8
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I really want to use the phrase "renewed vigour" more, trying to work on it.

[Pete23]

Not many due to my terrible memory, but "My only regret...is that I have... Boneitis" from Futurama pops up pretty regularly, as does "Who is your El Guapo?" from the Three Amigos (spoiler: it's usually El Guapo who's my El Guapo).

[Cold Meat Platter]

Not many due to my terrible memory, but "My only regret...is that I have... Boneitis" from Futurama pops up pretty regularly, as does "Who is your El Guapo?" from the Three Amigos (spoiler: it's usually El Guapo who's my El Guapo).

Sometimes have the urge to ask "would you say I have a plethora?" when someone remarks on a large quantity.

[Ferris]

Often, while at work - the fast show character who confirms everything while buying a pair of trousers. "And I try them on in there do I? And I take my own trousers off first?" etc

Also while explaining something that someone clearly hasn't understood at all, Ted describing the raffle scam to Dougal (particularly Dougal's "so you'll put on the hat, to give me the signal")

[Sebastian Cobb]

Just stuck top of the pops on. Which had Bette Midler on it.

This will forever be Wind Beneath my Wheels in my head.

[petril]

any time I'm shown a load of Nazi stuff by someone will always provoke "You don't have anything from the Allied side?"

[jobotic]

Twice I heard Simply The Best on the radio last week and Paul Baron quietly said "Simply The Breast" into my ear.

And I often say "I got serious reservation" like his brother, although generally not out loud, when I'm unsure of something.

[beanheadmcginty]

My mate Tim is probably extremely bored with me saying "LANGUAGE TIMOTHY" whenever he says a swear.

[Ferris]

Don't panic, Mr Mainwaring! Don't panic!

Anytime someone gets needlessly worked up over something trivial.

[Sebastian Cobb]

Have you ever kissed a girl?

[greencalx]

"WINE! The great enemy!" from the good Major https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2ekujLk3xS8

See also. "Kattomeat. Large." whenever purchasing cat food.

[petril]

Twice I heard Simply The Best on the radio last week and Paul Baron quietly said "Simply The Breast" into my ear.

And I often say "I got serious reservation" like his brother, although generally not out loud, when I'm unsure of something.

also: not being able to resist saying that Mika Häkkinen is from Hong Kong

also also: that Les Dennis gameshow is always Fortune of Family

[Poirots BigGarlickyCorpse]

Sometimes I make dinner with whatever is going to go out of date if I don't use it. As I fire it all into the pot I think to myself "Pernod, ouzo, marmalade and salt."

[kalowski]

If anyone gives me the time of something but used the 24 hour clock I say, "So what's that? 50 hours? 120 hours?"
It's rare I have to do this, but it always causes confusion. I feel like I'm the only person who's seen Spinal Tap.

[The Culture Bunker]

also: not being able to resist saying that Mika Häkkinen is from Hong Kong

also also: that Les Dennis gameshow is always Fortune of Family

Also: when trying to reassure someone about a plan/idea, going "Tony, Tony, Tony..." in a Paul Barron voice.

[Nice Relaxing Poo]

also: not being able to resist saying that Mika Häkkinen is from Hong Kong

also also: that Les Dennis gameshow is always Fortune of Family

There's a moment when Paul Baron is trying to impress a girl when he holds a stainless steel sink guard to his face and says "Could happen". I use this regularly but mostly to myself as it's an obscure moment even for R&M fans.


The Club is R&M's greatest creation, I stand by that statement.

[petril]

digging yet again into Bang Bang:

the 1996 F1 World Champion is not Damon Hill, it was Daaaaaaaaamon 'Ill

[vainsharpdad]

More Peep Show - this pops into my mind a lot

[Small Man Big Horse]

I currently live near a Palmerston Road that I walk past about eight times a week, and every fucking time I see it my brain does the whole "Pitt The Elder...Lord Palmerston" thing now, to be the point that it's actively annoying.

[Jockice]

I currently live near a Palmerston Road that I walk past about eight times a week, and every fucking time I see it my brain does the whole "Pitt The Elder...Lord Palmerston" thing now, to be the point that it's actively annoying.

At my old job the main entrance didn't open until after I arrived so I had to use the service lift to get up to the office. It was one of those with sliding doors that slammed when you shut them. So every single morning my brain would go: "Norman Stanley Fletcher..."

[markburgle]

Not internal, external - for a while I was in the habit of offering people a cup of tea in the insinuating way that Eddie offers the burglar one in Bottom after they've decided that they're going to poison him.

[All Surrogate]

(Oh mother, don't be so sentimental.) Things explode every day.

[Fr.Bigley]

When someone tells me bad news I hear a load of sheep farmers loudly rabbling closely followed by....."Fuckin 'el!"

[nameof]

When I close a door and it's just me in the room. Scary, man, scary. But the best day of my life.

[paruses]

I often have Geoff from LoG saying "yea, cherries! 'cos cherries are really small" rattling around in my head during conversations. I couldn't pinpoint what triggers it though.

And " I've got this gun ya know!" when I am being cajoled into doing something I don't really want to do. Obvs I don't shout that out loud. That's stays internal.