Ten people I've had a wank over.

[Norton Canes]

Ten people I've had a wank over. Which one is a lie?

Carrie Fisher
Laura Brannigan 
Sarah Sutton
Toyah
Letitia Dean
Betty Boo
Betty Boop
Sarah Greene 
Priti Patel
Your Mum

[shiftwork2]

"It's A Mystery".

[Shoulders?-Stomach!]

Priti Patel. As a racist, you would only ever contemplate masturbating over whites.

[shiftwork2]

I'm still searching for a clue.

[Norton Canes]

Priti Patel. As a racist, you would only ever contemplate masturbating over whites

No. Statuary hate wank, as recommended by the Home Office to relieve antipathy towards government policies.

I'm still searching for a clue

As a formative wank fantasy, this ersatz punk singer certainly produced 'Thunder In My Mountains'

[maett]

'wank over' is the lie!

[Lisa Jesusandmarychain]

No. Statuary hate wank, as recommended by the Home Office to relieve antipathy towards government policies.


As a formative wank fantasy, this ersatz punk singer certainly produced 'Thunder In My Mountains'

That's just a clue regarding someone you *did* wank over, though.

[Lisa Jesusandmarychain]

My guess would be Betty Boop. She was no Jessica Rabbit.

[Norton Canes]

That's just a clue regarding someone you *did* wank over, though.

Sorry, just my florid way of eliminating Priti Patel and Toyah from the lines of enquiry

[Lisa Jesusandmarychain]

Sorry, just my florid way of eliminating Priti Patel and Toyah from the lines of enquiry

Yes, that does make sense, to be fair.

[Artie Fufkin]

He shot in the dark

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Ten people I've had a wank over. Which one is a lie?

Carrie Fisher
Laura Brannigan 
Sarah Sutton
Toyah
Letitia Dean
Betty Boo
Betty Boop
Sarah Greene 
Priti Patel
Your Mum

Norman Wisdom is not on the list??

[Lisa Jesusandmarychain]

Just had a Google of Sarah Sutton, there's absolutely no way you didn't have a diary* over her ( in her prime; she's a bit Liz Kershaw nowadays) in your time.

( * rhyming slang [ Diary Of Anne Frank ] )

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I AM UNHAPPY AT THE ABSENCE OF WISDOM

[Norton Canes]

My guess would be Betty Boop. She was no Jessica Rabbit

Nope, sorry. I prefer my cartoons strictly non-anthropomorphic.

[Norton Canes]

Just had a Google of Sarah Sutton, there's absolutely no way you didn't have a diary* over her ( in her prime; she's a bit Liz Kershaw nowadays) in your time.

( * rhyming slang [ Diary Of Anne Frank ] )

Sorry only one guess per person

[BlodwynPig]

Hopefully your mum, sicko

[the midnight watch baboon]

Wank and file.

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Hello sexy man?


Why no wanking over the Norman Wisdom??

[Elderly Sumo Prophecy]

I've wanked over the dead before, Peaches Geldof was the last one. I think she'd approve. She was alive in the picture, mind. I probably wouldn't wank over a candid picture of her corpse.

[Lisa Jesusandmarychain]

I've also wanked over the dead

Yes, that's how much of a fan of James Joyce I am!!!!! ( and the above sentence is badly punctuated)

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EXCUSE ME HELLO I POLITELY ASKED WHY NORMAN WISDOM WASN'T ON YOUR WANK LIST AND HAVE RECEIVED NO REPLY



I HEREBY TERMINATE YOUR ACCOUNT