depressing covid birthday thread

[madhair60]

happy birthday to me
happy birthday to me
can't go out or see anyone
gonna take an OD

(i am not going to take an OD)

[Cloud]

Happy birthday

Not far behind - it'll be a day like any other

[chveik]

Happy birthday mate

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q_sS3CA-0pQ

[shiftwork2]

Happy birthday madhair.  There's always next year.

[Danger Man]

Maxwell Frank Clifford (6 April 1943 – 10 December 2017)[1] was an English publicist. During his long career, he represented a mixed range of clients.

[Wonderful Butternut]

I'm on tomorrow.

It'll be grand: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l417iA7iQeo

[imitationleather]

I've not done anything on my birthday for years and theoretically I was allowed to leave the house for all of them.

Also happy birthday twat.

[poo]

Happy birthday!

[Shoulders?-Stomach!]

Off 2 shops want? owt

[Captain Z]

All birthdays are cancelled during Covid, you are legally allowed to remain the same age.

[weekender]

Couldn't give a shit if it's your birthday or not, but I've been like that for 25 odd years now.

[Glebe]

Hope you're having as Happy a Birthday as poss, Madders.

[Buelligan]

Yes, happy birthday dear madhair.  I hope your hair doesn't fall out soon.  If it does though, we'll still like you just as much.  Maybe more even.  The surprise will be half the fun.

[Dewt]

Treat yourself to a wipe when you shit today.

[madhair60]

Treat yourself to a wipe when you shit today.

Never

[idunnosomename]

Birthday in my anus

[Elderly Sumo Prophecy]

Happy birthday my darling boy.

[Sony Walkman Prophecies]

Happy birthday! I'm gonna be 40 soon. Was going to have a DMT party as well. No DMT now. Not even drinking beer watching TV with a friend.

[NoSleep]

happy birthday to me
happy birthday to me
can't go out or see anyone
gonna take an OD

(i am not going to take an OD)

Seems like the perfect birthday gift to yourself considering what a bunch of twats you've made out your "friends" to be.

[Monsieur Verdoux]

Happy birthday 🎂

[Danger Man]

Happy birthday! I'm gonna be 40 soon.

You've always been 40, mate

[Egyptian Feast]

Happy birthday! I tried finding you a picture of a nice Sonic the Hedgehog cake, but none of them were good enough for you.

[sirhenry]

Many happy reruns!

Hopefully stuff like Doom Patrol, any version of The Tick or maybe Tron Uprising.

Or if you really want to wallow in it, Silent Running always needs a rewatch.

[Cerys]

Oh, madhair, if I could wend my way wherever the fuck it is that you live, you know I'd be on my way right now to bust you out of your cum-soaked hovel and catapult you partywards.  But I can't.  Which is probably a good thing, because I hate trying to come up with excuses for being too lazy to move.

Also, you're a cunt. 

Happy Birthday, love from Cerys x

[Elderly Sumo Prophecy]

Happy birthday! I tried finding you a picture of a nice Sonic the Hedgehog cake, but none of them were good enough for you.

Here's a Sonic the Hedgehog curry instead:

[MojoJojo]

You have the same birthday as my nine year old daughter.

I'm not sure I'm comfortable with that.

[Icehaven]

Happy birthday, I share your pain, it's mine next Sunday so it was bad enough having to share it with Easter but now I can't even do anything good on the Saturday to make up for it. Loadabollocks.

[Gulftastic]

My 50th in the middle of May. I don't think this will be over by then.

[idunnosomename]

you have the same birthday as terrance hobbs, original member of new york death metal pioneers Suffocation, and one of the very few non-white people in extreme metal

[Ian Benson]

Happy birthday, bro. I love you.