depressing covid birthday thread

[Shoulders?-Stomach!]

Happy birthday, bro. I love you.

Penis goes through the hole. Nan then finds your pube on the knife and licks it off.

[Cold Meat Platter]

A bit of a Peter's Mad Thought here, but I would fucking love to launch myself at an expensively and painstakingly created cake like that at a function, just fling myself awkwardly at the cunt while screaming or hooting then lie crying in the destroyed tiers.

[Shoulders?-Stomach!]

A bit of a Peter's Mad Thought here, but I would fucking love to launch myself at an expensively and painstakingly created cake like that at a function, just fling myself awkwardly at the cunt while screaming or hooting then lie crying in the destroyed tiers.

Directly after having rimmed Boris like a dog underneath his surgical gown.

[selectivememory]

Happy birthday madhair. I'm sorry you're stuck inside.

[Emma Raducanu]

Happy birthday. Stay safe.

[imitationleather]

Just saw this & thought of u x: