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Re: The best responses to the coronavirus
« Reply #120 on: October 19, 2020, 01:26:12 PM »
Why would you choose two words that have the same sequence of letters in them
It makes perfect sense in Urdu!

Re: The best responses to the coronavirus
« Reply #121 on: October 27, 2020, 12:48:18 AM »
Two days of zero cases here after a strict lock down.The Premier got a lot of stick from both sides of politics but it's paid off.Well done Daniel Andrews.

Re: The best responses to the coronavirus
« Reply #122 on: October 27, 2020, 01:44:17 AM »
Two days of zero cases here after a strict lock down.The Premier got a lot of stick from both sides of politics but it's paid off.Well done Daniel Andrews.
Well done the population of Victoria....eventually.

There's massive issues with the outsourcing of contact tracing and delays with that, and what seems to be simple cost cutting in not hiring translators. But enough of that nuance eh? :)
Now to wait for the ten cases from some bogan in Narre Warren taking his mates to the pub to celebrate

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Re: The best responses to the coronavirus
« Reply #123 on: October 27, 2020, 11:20:05 AM »
It makes perfect sense in Urdu!

Cilla Black's hairdresser can speak that!

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« Reply #124 on: November 02, 2020, 01:10:55 PM »

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Re: The best responses to the coronavirus
« Reply #129 on: December 01, 2020, 06:10:42 PM »
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Spain's budget agreement will see health spending rise by 151.4%, spending on public housing by 367%, and 12 billion of EU funds for a green transition. Increases in income tax on high earners, capital gains tax n taxes on assets as well as rent controls

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Re: The best responses to the coronavirus
« Reply #131 on: December 02, 2020, 02:50:28 AM »
Magna Carta being signed....

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Re: The best responses to the coronavirus
« Reply #132 on: December 02, 2020, 02:32:14 PM »
What's the catch? Fracking in everyone's back garden?

If someone offered to quadruple the NHS budget, I'd let them frack my arse.

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Re: The best responses to the coronavirus
« Reply #135 on: January 08, 2021, 01:05:01 PM »
Chinese place up the street has made the packets of condiment self serve by putting them out in the doorway airlock. Probably less safe for me than trying to get extras from the matriarch at pickup. However, draconian 1 duck sauce per spring roll rule effectively bypassed.

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Re: The best responses to the coronavirus
« Reply #136 on: January 11, 2021, 04:28:06 PM »
The Speaker has FINALLY asked MPs to wear masks except when speaker. To be honest, they should really keep them on when speaking, especially as there are microphones in the  Chamber, but it's a step up from what we've had before.

Personally, I think it's disgraceful it's taken the Speaker this long.

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Re: The best responses to the coronavirus
« Reply #138 on: January 18, 2021, 09:11:14 PM »
Karen Gillan turns into Limmy

https://twitter.com/karengillan/status/1350915524075507712

It's that thing a lot of Scottish people have where the accent comes and goes, generally when drunk or otherwise delirious.

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Re: The best responses to the coronavirus
« Reply #139 on: January 21, 2021, 04:34:14 PM »
Manchester tabletop game shop Fan Boy Three are planning to give out free board games to locked down Manchester students - when they can get the logistics sorted

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« Reply #140 on: January 22, 2021, 09:25:00 AM »
Great shop name


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Re: The best responses to the coronavirus
« Reply #142 on: January 25, 2021, 10:57:13 AM »
Was considering whether to put this here or in the 'Worst responses...' thread, to be honest...

Flaming Lips stage unique 'space bubble' concert in Oklahoma

I mean ostensibly it seems safe, but a) is it really a good idea to get so many people together for a non-essential reason and b) it must only take a few people to have panic attacks or overheat or whatever at once and the staff wouldn't be able to cope. That's before even thinking about the potential horror of too many simultaneous toilet trip requests.

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« Reply #143 on: January 25, 2021, 11:54:51 AM »
Was considering whether to put this here or in the 'Worst responses...' thread, to be honest...

Flaming Lips stage unique 'space bubble' concert in Oklahoma

I mean ostensibly it seems safe, but a) is it really a good idea to get so many people together for a non-essential reason and b) it must only take a few people to have panic attacks or overheat or whatever at once and the staff wouldn't be able to cope. That's before even thinking about the potential horror of too many simultaneous toilet trip requests.

Those bubbles look minging. Some of them look like they're held together with sellotape. I hope they've been properly sanitised between uses.

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Re: The best responses to the coronavirus
« Reply #144 on: January 25, 2021, 01:02:42 PM »
Fuck knows what the drill is if there's a fire.

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« Reply #145 on: January 25, 2021, 01:14:22 PM »
The Eden Project has let itself go.

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Re: The best responses to the coronavirus
« Reply #146 on: January 25, 2021, 01:21:01 PM »
Was considering whether to put this here or in the 'Worst responses...' thread, to be honest...

Flaming Lips stage unique 'space bubble' concert in Oklahoma

I mean ostensibly it seems safe, but a) is it really a good idea to get so many people together for a non-essential reason and b) it must only take a few people to have panic attacks or overheat or whatever at once and the staff wouldn't be able to cope. That's before even thinking about the potential horror of too many simultaneous toilet trip requests.

If we've learnt anything over the past year, it's that going to gigs, the beach, the pub or going travelling are literally the most important things in the world to most people.

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Re: The best responses to the coronavirus
« Reply #147 on: January 27, 2021, 08:28:04 AM »
Piers Morgan gets it right again: https://twitter.com/GMB/status/1354319034964127746

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Re: The best responses to the coronavirus
« Reply #148 on: January 27, 2021, 10:16:52 AM »
Piers is so woke - we stan

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