The best responses to the coronavirus

[Cold Meat Platter]

Silenced by the woke stasi.

[buttgammon]

Somewhat amusingly, Hurst's Wikipedia page puts him in the category 'critics of the United Nations', which puts him in the company of a handful of other crazies.

[evilcommiedictator]

https://twitter.com/ByDonkeys/status/1410282692546080778

[Fambo Number Mive]

Never thought I'd put Ryanair in this category but it will continue to require masks on flights.

[Pinball]

Hopefully the unions and companies will ensure masks are still required in shops, planes etc, regardless of the dumb ass policies of our machiavellian hedge fund manager government. Plague is a health and safety issue.

[Dr Rock]

Rishi's dishing out some more free dosh.

[Fambo Number Mive]

Hopefully the unions and companies will ensure masks are still required in shops, planes etc, regardless of the dumb ass policies of our machiavellian hedge fund manager government. Plague is a health and safety issue.

Companies don't care and the unions don't really have enough power, although airlines seem to be still requiring masks which is good.

[Fambo Number Mive]

Young cathedral choristers in Truro, Cornwall, have raised funds for 10,000 Covid-19 vaccines in poorer countries with a singing project.

The singers were able to raise £8,434 for Unicef with the Sing2G7 project, which saw children and young people around the world send a musical message to G7 leaders ahead of the summit in June.

The project inspired more than 27,000 children in 31 countries to take part, with the Sing2G7 organisers and choristers deciding to give all of the royalties from their single to VaccinAid...

https://www.oxfordmail.co.uk/news/national/19450402.cornish-choristers-raise-money-10-000-covid-19-vaccines-song/

[mothman]

I don't know whether this belongs in the best or worse responses thread, but I thought I'd aim for positivity!

https://www.wsj.com/articles/peppa-pig-a-pandemic-favorite-has-american-children-acting-british-11626627266

[PlanktonSideburns]

'optitian? Slow down, harvard!'

[SpiderChrist]

But "optometrist" seems to me to be a more difficult word to use - unless "eye doctor" is what our American cousins call them.

[bomb_dog]

About time they had a taste of their own medicine. Yeah! YEAH!

[Head Gardener]

[turnstyle]

I have genuinely never seen anyone wear a jumper like the person on the left before.

Head through the hole, but not the arms? Good god, it's the last days of Rome.

EDIT: Just noticed the socks and Crocs combo too. Lordy.

[turnstyle]

Double post prick

[EOLAN]

I have genuinely never seen anyone wear a jumper like the person on the left before.

Head through the hole, but not the arms? Good god, it's the last days of Rome.

EDIT: Just noticed the socks and Crocs combo too. Lordy.

I saw some bloke wearing one a couple of weeks in similar fashion. Thought it was a massive scarf he had on.

[Head Gardener]

[BlodwynPig]

The shit I get up to

https://news.sky.com/story/covid-19-sewage-surveillance-reveals-widespread-increase-of-coronavirus-in-england-last-month-12367257

[bakabaka]

The shit I get up for.

https://news.sky.com/story/covid-19-sewage-surveillance-reveals-widespread-increase-of-coronavirus-in-england-last-month-12367257

[Rev+]

Eh, it's difficult to dislike them.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=75gvO5ttrWg

[evilcommiedictator]

NZ minister misspeaks, but yeah, sure, he's not wrong either
https://www.tvnz.co.nz/one-news/new-zealand/hipkins-slip-tongue-gives-kiwis-something-laugh

[Egyptian Feast]

[edit: responding to an old post about that Lee Hurst gobshite which is no longer relevant]

[Ferris]

This chap playing free form METAL guitar over some rants. Really good.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=052iTp04DRY

Edit: current fave https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=0JPRvxTjfOk

Edit 2: this one includes a cure for hair growth which may be of interest to some here https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=_Tpu6rquq-E

[mothman]

https://www.rawstory.com/ivermectin-dewormer-horses/

[The Culture Bunker]

https://www.rawstory.com/ivermectin-dewormer-horses/

Surely we must be getting to, if not already past, the point where the anti-vax brigade over there are going to be insisting clowns like this have been "taken out" by the deep state for speaking, ahem, the truth.

[SpiderChrist]

Surely we must be getting to, if not already past, the point where the anti-vax brigade over there are going to be insisting clowns like this have been "taken out" by the deep state for speaking, ahem, the truth.

Matthew Le Tissier has already implied something similar about the death of Tanzania's President John Magufuli (COVID denying politician who died of COVID).

[bakabaka]

Morrissons have said that members of staff who declined to have a vaccination (or two) and then have to self-isolate will get a lower rate of sick pay[nb]Not sure if this is legal, but...[/nb]. https://www.theguardian.com/business/2021/sep/09/morrisons-profit-drops-as-firm-warns-over-supply-chain-crisis

So anti-vaxxers have demanded a boycott of Morrissons.

So Morrisons have encouraged the boycott as it makes them the safest supermarket to shop in.

[mothman]

Shame about all the twunts wandering around their stores maskless - even when mask mandates were still in place yet went unchallenged.

[jobotic]

Morrissons have said that members of staff who declined to have a vaccination (or two) and then have to self-isolate will get a lower rate of sick pay[nb]Not sure if this is legal, but...[/nb]. https://www.theguardian.com/business/2021/sep/09/morrisons-profit-drops-as-firm-warns-over-supply-chain-crisis

So anti-vaxxers have demanded a boycott of Morrissons.

So Morrisons have encouraged the boycott as it makes them the safest supermarket to shop in.

Be surprised if that's legal. And the private equity vultures about to buy them will be pleased with precedent for cutting sick pay if it's your own fault.

I do like the idea of an anti-vax prick free zone though.

[Pranet]

Doesn't actually say what they are going to do.

I wonder- where I work you have to be off sick for three days before you get any sick pay. When covid happened, for a while, at least, if you were off because you had to isolate then you wouldn't have to wait the 3 days.

I wonder if it is a similar set up at Morrisons and they are re-instating the three days for the non vaccinated.

But that is just speculation.

Not sure what I think about this either.