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Re: The best responses to the coronavirus
« Reply #60 on: April 23, 2020, 11:00:51 AM »
[sitting about and taking millions of pics of yourself is a wee bit mental isn't it?]

Didn't do Cindy Sherman any harm.

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Re: The best responses to the coronavirus
« Reply #61 on: April 23, 2020, 10:50:20 PM »
I know cigarillos are thinner but that seems the size of cocktail stick.

I've heard that before.

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Re: The best responses to the coronavirus
« Reply #62 on: April 24, 2020, 05:49:39 PM »

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Re: The best responses to the coronavirus
« Reply #63 on: April 24, 2020, 06:06:53 PM »
Surely ingesting sperm isn’t vegan?

Re: The best responses to the coronavirus
« Reply #64 on: April 24, 2020, 06:49:24 PM »
She's only 32? Don't think that keeping her looking young thing is working at all.

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Re: The best responses to the coronavirus
« Reply #65 on: April 24, 2020, 06:51:25 PM »
I'd let her drink my semen.

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Re: The best responses to the coronavirus
« Reply #66 on: April 24, 2020, 06:54:03 PM »
I'd let her drink my semen.

I like how you went round the houses and implied it.

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Re: The best responses to the coronavirus
« Reply #67 on: April 24, 2020, 06:57:56 PM »
I like how you went round the houses and implied it.

This is no time to beat around the bush.

Re: The best responses to the coronavirus
« Reply #68 on: April 24, 2020, 09:51:19 PM »
What's that she's smoking in the bed pic? I know cigarillos are thinner but that seems the size of cocktail stick.
maybe its just a toothpick and her barnet's on fire

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Re: The best responses to the coronavirus
« Reply #69 on: April 24, 2020, 10:17:11 PM »
Why isn't she drinking straight from the tap? All this mucking about with ice-cube trays. Sub-normal if you ask me. Like people who drink bottled beer.

Re: The best responses to the coronavirus
« Reply #70 on: April 24, 2020, 10:21:18 PM »
where else do you drink beer from? unless its a chekky tinny

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Re: The best responses to the coronavirus
« Reply #71 on: April 25, 2020, 12:14:00 AM »
Surely ingesting sperm isn’t vegan?

Surely, it is.

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Re: The best responses to the coronavirus
« Reply #72 on: April 26, 2020, 02:31:14 PM »
PJW having a MASSIVE BENNY at Piers Morgan, 'cos he blocked him lolololol

https://twitter.com/PrisonPlanet/status/1254352861452001281

Re: The best responses to the coronavirus
« Reply #73 on: April 26, 2020, 03:39:11 PM »
PJW having a MASSIVE BENNY at Piers Morgan, 'cos he blocked him lolololol

https://twitter.com/PrisonPlanet/status/1254352861452001281

He actually has the gall to accuse Morgan of being annoyed at things for money.

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Re: The best responses to the coronavirus
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Re: The best responses to the coronavirus
« Reply #76 on: May 01, 2020, 08:45:08 AM »

[sitting about and taking millions of pics of yourself is a wee bit mental isn't it?]

Not if you are a photographer with nothing else to do

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Re: The best responses to the coronavirus
« Reply #77 on: May 01, 2020, 09:25:21 AM »
Not if you are a photographer with nothing else to do

True, we're all doing mad things to pass the time at the moment.
Plenty of people do this without a pandemic too.

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Re: The best responses to the coronavirus
« Reply #78 on: May 01, 2020, 10:35:16 PM »

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Re: The best responses to the coronavirus
« Reply #79 on: May 01, 2020, 11:29:58 PM »
I quite like that.

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Re: The best responses to the coronavirus
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Re: The best responses to the coronavirus
« Reply #81 on: May 03, 2020, 09:55:08 PM »
Would. But I'd be thinking of 😊.

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Re: The best responses to the coronavirus
« Reply #82 on: May 05, 2020, 10:46:30 AM »


coming to a Primark (not too close) to you soon

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Re: The best responses to the coronavirus
« Reply #83 on: May 07, 2020, 12:36:34 PM »

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Re: The best responses to the coronavirus
« Reply #84 on: May 07, 2020, 12:49:16 PM »
There's a thread for you to put all of these in.  Can't you use that?

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Re: The best responses to the coronavirus
« Reply #85 on: May 07, 2020, 12:57:57 PM »
suppose...

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Re: The best responses to the coronavirus
« Reply #86 on: May 17, 2020, 08:27:02 PM »
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Re: The best responses to the coronavirus
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