CORONAVIRUS 2020: RHYTHM OF THE DEATH III

[Shoulders?-Stomach!]

Those leaking mink fucks

[SpiderChrist]

Mrs SpiderChrist's Dad has been in hospital for two months-ish after a series of strokes. Covid got onto his ward a couple of weeks ago, and now he's tested positive. Such larks.

[bgmnts]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r6OidPGTu5Y&ab_channel=SkyNews

Cunts extend furlough scheme to march what?

[Alberon]

So clearly the lockdown is coming back after the yuletide spreadathon.

[Chedney Honks]

TFD

[Alberon]

Has the new infection/deaths statistic for today not been released yet?

[Fambo Number Mive]

Owing to technical difficulties, we have not received the data for England. We will update the service as soon as possible.

[Alberon]

Fuck's sake, we can't even count the dead now.

[BlodwynPig]

Has the new infection/deaths statistic for today not been released yet?

I've got it.

[BlodwynPig]

Fuck's sake, we can't even count the dead now.

Actually you'd (not) be surprised how even within government this data is hard to get when you need it.

[bgmnts]

I've heard its around 12 million dead today.

[Shoulders?-Stomach!]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r6OidPGTu5Y&ab_channel=SkyNews

Cunts extend furlough scheme to march what?

Pishy Rishi gone from desperate refusal to face facts to desperate acceptance.

Sirs, may I propose: socialism

[Zetetic]

"Pishi" is a word for cat (or "kitty" or something like that) in Farsi/Persian.

hth.

[bgmnts]

618k people had Covid the past week according to the ONS.

[Shoulders?-Stomach!]

Was it mentioned that yesterday was the worst day for global deaths since the outbreak began?

[BlodwynPig]

Was it mentioned that yesterday was the worst day for global deaths since the outbreak began?

I muttered it when I pulled the blanket over my shivering, broken body.

[Menu]

Mrs SpiderChrist's Dad has been in hospital for two months-ish after a series of strokes. Covid got onto his ward a couple of weeks ago, and now he's tested positive. Such larks.

Sorry to hear this, mate. Any update?

[BlodwynPig]

No comment on Vallance facing the axe due to the dodgy dossier that led to a 2nd lockdown.

Personally, it matters not a jot. Part of the ebb and flow of acceptance and denial. Just like to add, I was not involved in that report.

[Fambo Number Mive]

413 reported dead today.

Number of tests hasn't been updated for a couple of days.

[BlodwynPig]

413 reported dead today.

Number of tests hasn't been updated for a couple of days.

A lot of shifting strategies, which also seemingly involves the "cough box"

[SpiderChrist]

Sorry to hear this, mate. Any update?

Apart from a temperature spike on Friday, which could be anything really, he appears to be asymptomatic. Not that that helps with stress levels at SpiderChrist Mansions. Dealing with the missus' stress has completely fucked my head up.

[BlodwynPig]

Marked Urgent, For Information Only:

A cluster of 321 cases, accounting for 18% of total reported cases in Hong Kong has been linked to the generation of faecal particles within the bathrooms of an apartment block from a single symptomatic individual.

[DrGreggles]

A cluster of 321 cases

It's not looking good for Dusty Corbin

[BlodwynPig]

It's not looking good for Dusty Corbin

ps. that is old news, but I'm reading a review paper that mentions it.

[Shoulders?-Stomach!]

Generation of faecal particles.

What were they doing, having an individual shit in everyone's flat?*


_{*I know that's probably not what they were doing}

[BlodwynPig]

Imagine how much shit you consume in a single squatting in a Turkish prison!

[Menu]

Apart from a temperature spike on Friday, which could be anything really, he appears to be asymptomatic. Not that that helps with stress levels at SpiderChrist Mansions. Dealing with the missus' stress has completely fucked my head up.

Must be so worrying. Thank fuck he's asymptomatic though.

[jobotic]

Best wishes to you and yours SpiderChrist.


So what's Johnson got to say to us at 5pm? The unveiling of Blodwyn Pig?

[bgmnts]

I want him to come on dressed as a giant pathogen and do the weather forecast or something.

[Huxleys Babkins]

Fossey holds up a small packet.

It is a lateral flow test, he says. It costs just £59, a small price to pay for the gift of a functioning body that works properly.