Author Topic: Captain Tom Moore  (Read 47059 times)

Butchers Blind

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Re: Captain Tom Moore
« Reply #1110 on: November 17, 2020, 01:39:40 AM »
Look who's on the next series of Strictly...


(They've photoshopped his head on to someone else's body, haven't they? There's more convincing image editing within this thread.)

Think Jane Seymour's pushing her luck there.

Rich Uncle Skeleton

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Re: Captain Tom Moore
« Reply #1111 on: November 17, 2020, 03:18:21 AM »
"I could play a 25 year old" - captain tom moore

Re: Captain Tom Moore
« Reply #1112 on: November 17, 2020, 04:12:05 AM »
"I could play a 25 year old" - captain tom moore

"I could lay a 25 year old" - captain tom moore

"I could lay 20 5 year olds" - captain tom moore

"I could mercilessly rape 20 5 year Indian boys before breakfast" - captain tom moore

Re: Captain Tom Moore
« Reply #1113 on: November 17, 2020, 09:26:18 AM »

Re: Captain Tom Moore
« Reply #1114 on: November 17, 2020, 11:08:43 AM »
The Captain Sir Tom Moore cosplay will be all the rage at the conventions once things are back to normal.

thenoise

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Re: Captain Tom Moore
« Reply #1115 on: November 17, 2020, 01:10:12 PM »
Teddy Thomas.

Teddy.

Thomas.

Re: Captain Tom Moore
« Reply #1116 on: November 17, 2020, 02:06:51 PM »
Teddy Thomas.

Teddy.

Thomas.
"Call me Bear."
"Piss off, Teddy."
*bash*

Butchers Blind

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Re: Captain Tom Moore
« Reply #1117 on: November 18, 2020, 01:35:20 PM »

Re: Captain Tom Moore
« Reply #1118 on: November 18, 2020, 02:14:00 PM »
Teddy Thomas.

Teddy.

Thomas.

any relation to the French winger of the same name?

Re: Captain Tom Moore
« Reply #1119 on: November 18, 2020, 03:55:10 PM »
Why in these awful saccharine  jingoistic pageant murals of Captain Tom does it usually portray him with WWII Bombers and Spitfires flying around him?

Nearest he's been to a plane is when they make the cunt's coffin.


BlodwynPig

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Re: Captain Tom Moore
« Reply #1121 on: November 18, 2020, 08:12:50 PM »
Populism. Homogeneous populism.

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