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Captain Tom Moore

Started by weekender, April 15, 2020, 06:15:12 PM

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nice note of citrus there if you want it

Replies From View

ok mate how you doing?  ah right.  so down there [points] is a little note of citrus if you fancy one


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It's hard to naturally jam it into a conversation.  Trying though.


Where even would it be, this note of citrus?  Just loitering around?

Ferris

Going by his age I reckon it'd be a D flat.

BlodwynPig

The year is 2025, alongside yer Bud Lights and Famous Grouch, Tom Moore's Herb and Citrus gin sits, stacked in 6 packs for 12 quid at Anglian Mart.

Jimmy Brexit says "the missus won't touch the stuff, but I'll use it for cleaning the toilet".

idunnosomename

well thank goodness there's alcohol available at that price then. we're gonna need it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

jenna appleseed

Quote from: Replies From View on November 27, 2020, 07:56:01 PM
It's hard to naturally jam it into a conversation.  Trying though.


Where even would it be, this note of citrus?  Just loitering around?

Modern Toss's Drive By Abuser enters thread.

idunnosomename

can you imagine when this cunt dies? you're going to have shrieking virgins throwing themselves in front of his funeral procession

Hand Solo

Quote from: idunnosomename on November 30, 2020, 12:23:59 AM
can you imagine when this cunt dies? you're going to have shrieking virgins throwing themselves in front of his funeral procession

As long as they're Indian and greased with ghee, it's what he would have wanted.




Hand Solo

Quote from: idunnosomename on November 30, 2020, 12:57:55 PM
A flat minor

I remember the day the Lost Prophets stuff came out in the paper, I was sat outside a pub and someone brought it up so I was struggling for something darkly amusing to say about it and the 'A minor' pun jumped into my head, obvious in retrospect but just having the subject broached and suddenly trying to think of something it was a bolt out of the blue. Needless to say I didn't quite have a brilliant way of phrasing it so said something along the lines of "There were warning signs, every song he wrote he made sure he was in A minor," it got a big laugh and I felt quite smug. But still to this day knew it was a bit of a shit way of crowbarring the pun into a sentence, like Captain Tom forcing his unlubed throbber up a street child.

dr beat

#1153
Ok yeah cut til me I'm red yeah yeah Fields of Anny Road Poor Scouser Tommy yeah stood on the Kop yeah its scary yeah yeah We Hate Nottingham Forest yeah yeah All You Need Is Rush etc etc Campione! Hurray!

But now I understand the other side, and, shockingly, I'm increasingly hearing this in my life. Probably now  Z-cars

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WW3sGno6IQ4


But avast ye! Those undulating sirens! (good luck with Ancelotti, you'll need it I'm sure).  You're nothing if you can't score a goal within 7 seconds.  *This is *the* run on* Prenton Park, 1991, 17000 desperate in need of Boxing Day distraction.  Pat Nevin, a cheeky nod in the queue for a pie (yes!) 'Jim Rockford, the Wirral's shouting for ya!'

Eric Nixon thinks 'yes we will sue you for your ass!'
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yg1Cx26-928

And then, 1986.  Wembley.  Liverpool? Everton? No? The Pest to Widnes' Buda
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QBaatFpHTfA in the midst of Chernobyl ('I live in Majorca')

...this was the run-on music in Canal Street.  Yes reader, this happened, this *was* the run on.  And it was great. For a bit.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jsFi_7yd1vs

But then, lets celebrate the Buda:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vnl8TNodEYo



jenna appleseed


Butchers Blind

Is Ol' Tom not getting the jab then?  Thought his daughter would see he was one of the first. Good for the Sir Cpt Tom(c) brand.

idunnosomename

it's none of bill gate's business which part of his garden are tom is in

Good luck getting classed as vulnerable when you're tearing up your front lawn for days on end. He'll get his next year like the rest of us.

GoblinAhFuckScary

Pink News had a story on him supporting the gaysss but they phrased it in such a way that before you finish reading you get the impression that he like... came out, but no he 'came out' as an ally



El Unicornio, mang

Jokes aside, he is a cool guy

https://twitter.com/captaintommoore/status/1336355366372773890

Imagine all his disappointed homophobe fans

This comment though


Fr.Bigley

Quote from: El Unicornio, mang on December 11, 2020, 01:11:52 PM
Jokes aside, he is a cool guy

https://twitter.com/captaintommoore/status/1336355366372773890


And this has Nowt to do with his snake of a daughter and her PR interests? Poor old sod needs social services intervention not a twitter account. She is low man, real low.

El Unicornio, mang

I'm not sure, I don't know them that well.

imitationleather


idunnosomename

We always knew Captain Tom was pansexual anyway


Fr.Bigley


Quote from: El Unicornio, mang on December 11, 2020, 01:11:52 PM
Jokes aside, he is a cool guy

https://twitter.com/captaintommoore/status/1336355366372773890

Imagine all his disappointed homophobe fans

This comment though



Absolutely howled at that. Just posted there on his timeline in earnest. Beautiful.

Fr.Bigley

I thought this was the shopkeeper from Mr Benn reliving his Dunkirk.

Captain Z

More woke virtue signalling.

Butchers Blind

Good ol' Tom, don't want to miss out on that pink pound. He'll be at Pride next year in his leather chaps on the back of a float.