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Captain Tom Moore

Started by weekender, April 15, 2020, 06:15:12 PM

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shiftwork2

I just walked further than that to buy a sandwich.  Who is this cunt?

Butchers Blind

Quote from: confettiinmyhair on April 17, 2020, 12:44:11 PM
A new competitor arrives...
https://www.heraldscotland.com/news/18383327.coronavirus-scotland-margaret-payne-90-climbing-height-2-398ft-mountain-stairs-nhs-fundraising-bid/

These old dears should get themselves logged onto Chaturbate, raise a few quid that way.  Change it up a bit from all this walking bollocks.

ollyboro

Quote from: Shoulders?-Stomach! on April 17, 2020, 12:36:20 PM
It would be good to remind him that at 99 years old he is very shortly scheduled to die.

Mm. His birthday's thirteen days away, yet for a 99 year old he seems remarkably confident about reaching it. The sheer arrogance of the man beggars belief.

BlodwynPig

THE NATION UNITES TO BAKE CAPTAIN MAJOR COMMANDER KING TOM A BIRTHDAY CAKE

ollyboro

Prime minister Bozo's having a think about how to honour this piss taking old soak. I reckon he'll give him immunity from prosecution - for his war crimes and disposable camera peeping tom shenanigans.

idunnosomename

joe biden may end up establishing free medicare by accident at the rate this is going!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

He's now worn a deep trench in that furrow he's marching and is inside it, leaning on the edge, pointing his zimmerframe like a machine gun, shouting, 'come on you yellow-bellied Huns!'

Al Tha Funkee Homosapien

SPONSOR MY GRANDPOPS TO SHUFFLE TO THE BOG FOR A PISS 400 TIMES IN THE NIGHT.

Sherringford Hovis

Using a rank in civilian life lower than Major/Commander/Squadron Leader is rather non-U.

idunnosomename

WHat about Captain Scarlet? Captain Planet? Captain Caveman?

DO YOU NOT APPRECIATE THEIR SERVICE!!!!!!!!!!!! CLAP FOR THEM!!!!

Sherringford Hovis

Captain Peacock was only a Corporal.

#stolenvalor

Danger Man

Quote from: Head Gardener on April 17, 2020, 01:20:33 PM
he's releasing You'll Never Walk Alone on his 100th birthday

Please be a joke please be a joke please be a joke oh fuck....

Quote from: Head Gardener on April 17, 2020, 01:20:33 PM
he's releasing You'll Never Walk Alone on his 100th birthday

That's daft.  He's been doing nothing else but walking alone.  Okay there's been media watching him.  They've not actually been walking with him, though, so he's been walking alone.

notjosh

Can't wait for this to turn out to be a hoax like that wily old cunt who conned Dan Walker into laying on a free flyover.

https://www.deejayone.co.uk/miscellaneous/sheffield-guide/item/111-tony-foulds-mi-amigo-truth-balanced-look-at-allegations.html

BlodwynPig

Quote from: notjosh on April 17, 2020, 03:01:29 PM
Can't wait for this to turn out to be a hoax like that wily old cunt who conned Dan Walker into laying on a free flyover.

https://www.deejayone.co.uk/miscellaneous/sheffield-guide/item/111-tony-foulds-mi-amigo-truth-balanced-look-at-allegations.html

Reflects very badly on the Twee BBC Breakfast Sofa Mafia

Butchers Blind

Quote from: notjosh on April 17, 2020, 03:01:29 PM
Can't wait for this to turn out to be a hoax like that wily old cunt who conned Dan Walker into laying on a free flyover.

https://www.deejayone.co.uk/miscellaneous/sheffield-guide/item/111-tony-foulds-mi-amigo-truth-balanced-look-at-allegations.html

You either die a hero, or live long enough to see yourself become the villain.  Something Tom should think on.

Kryton

100 years old is no age though. It really isn't.

druss

My sister was getting annoyed with me yesterday as she was praising this guy.

I said it was great (which it is) but it would be better if our health service had funding so it didn't need an old man to walk around a garden to function.

Al Tha Funkee Homosapien

Currently at over £18 million, which is about enough money to run the NHS for 75 minutes. Better keep walking you old fart.

Quote

Get someone with the virus to chase after him. Make sure those lap times don't drop.

idunnosomename

when he dies Boris will simply have to sell the NHS to the highest bidder. but what a brave effort this old cunt made

Bleeding Kansas

Quote from: Al Tha Funkee Homosapien on April 17, 2020, 04:02:34 PM
Currently at over £18 million, which is about enough money to run the NHS for 75 minutes. Better keep walking you old fart.

Has anyone plotted the donations on a graph?

Are we past the peak?

Al Tha Funkee Homosapien

Quote from: Bleeding Kansas on April 17, 2020, 04:11:15 PM
Has anyone plotted the donations on a graph?

Are we past the peak?

Latest from the government.

ollyboro

Tom should be made to pump Margaret. Stick it on pornhub and I'll make a donation.

idunnosomename

Great, another gerontophile thread.

BlodwynPig

18 million, enough to get us out of the recession?

machotrouts

Captain Tom Moore cum tribute

One cum one respect

Butchers Blind

Tom will be responsible for hundreds of OAP deaths. 
These old people will see his 'achievement' and think, 'He's 99, I'm only 91, I could do that'. They will then make the slow walk to the back door to the garden, trip, fall, break a hip, unable to move and their corpse won't be found for weeks because of the lockdown. 

Tom, you're a monster!

idunnosomename

actually if that happened i'd def consider clapping for him