Captain Tom Moore

[Satchmo Distel]

Drowning children in his pool of shit, the evil bastard.

[Billy]

I have to go now. My planet needs me

[idunnosomename]

Looks like the end of Ghostbusters

https://twitter.com/Sarah_EmilyP/status/1344798710836973570?s=19

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Surprised a little speech bubble didn't appear from him hawking their Cpt Tom gin.

[Shoulders?-Stomach!]

Looks like the end of Ghostbusters

https://twitter.com/Sarah_EmilyP/status/1344798710836973570?s=19

Amputee Bernie Sanders doing a Hitler salute

[finnquark]

https://twitter.com/England/status/1344959875198103553

[Fambo Number Mive]

Who is the bloke that looks like the furious homophobic tailor from Man Down?

[kalowski]

Lions don't wear masks.

[JamesTC]

https://twitter.com/England/status/1344959875198103553

Hope the lions eat the cunts x

[wooders1978]

that bottom middle shot with the little girl with her arm around the lion is ludicrously dangerous, & all for a "photo" for BT bloody sport, her parents should be jailed.

[idunnosomename]

that bottom middle shot with the little girl with her arm around the lion is ludicrously dangerous, & all for a "photo" for BT bloody sport, her parents should be jailed.

theres a joke to be made here if you look closely at the child but you know what, i wont make it

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The lion on the right has just noticed the unpleasant smell emanating from Tom's incontinence pad.

[Butchers Blind]

The sooner this charlatan croaks it the better.

[wooders1978]

theres a joke to be made here if you look closely at the child but you know what, i wont make it

Oh Christ, yeah, didn't spot that!
"He gives me a bit of that (fist punching gestures) but I bloody love him"

[wooders1978]

Although she wouldn't be doing fist punching gestures... let's just leave it eh

[El Unicornio, mang]

theres a joke to be made here if you look closely at the child but you know what, i wont make it

Wouldn't want to lower the tone of this otherwise U-rated thread ;-)

[idunnosomename]

to be honest it was an odd choice to put the child with missing limbs the closest proximity to the lion. maybe it's a test to see anyone will get themselves cancelled by making the joke

[JamesTC]

Why does Captain Sir Tom get to be on it twice?

Also I thought it was Paul Hollywood under the A.

[idunnosomename]

Once for Captain Tom, once for Sir Captain Tom

[Jasha]

I have to go now. My planet needs me

[BlodwynPig]

he's finally balding?

[Phoenix Lazarus]

Leo the Lion for a knighthood.

[Butchers Blind]

Another lockdown.  Your move, Tom.

[idunnosomename]

his daughter should do a fucking foreign legion march round the cunting planet

[BlodwynPig]

There will be a new Tom Moore soon, but this time "On Ice".

[thugler]

They're really milking the fuck out of this cunt. I was in a bookshop the other day and there were no less than 3 Captain Tom tie in books. 3.

[idunnosomename]

Hannah Ingram-Moore thinks "mmm... Sir Captain Tom milk? For the kiddies? Yessss"

[Butchers Blind]

Hannah Ingram-Moore thinks "mmm... Sir Captain Tom milk? For the kiddies? Yessss"

At his age I'm not sure how much 'milk' Tom will be able to produce.

[boki]

Hannah Ingram-Moore thinks "mmm... Sir Captain Tom milk? For the kiddies? Yessss"

Pre-Order your bottle of limited edition Captain Moore Gone rum NOW.

[idunnosomename]

At his age I'm not sure how much 'milk' Tom will be able to produce.

squeeze my lemon till the juice runs down my leg
squeeze it so hard I'll fall right outta bed