Captain Tom Moore

[Captain Z]

Legitimate annoyance that the same rules don't appear to apply to everyone = trolling.

[Non Stop Dancer]

'You can do or be anything you want to be' were allegedly his final words.

https://www.express.co.uk/news/uk/1392497/Captain-tom-dead-final-words-covid-captain-sir-tom-moore-instagram-twitter

Course they were, love.

[frajer]

"How DARE you criticise a family flying to Barbados for a cheeky holiday during a global pandemic. Dad's final wish was to wear shorts and die of Covid and we made bloody sure he did both, alright?"

[Zetetic]

'You can do or be anything you want to be' were allegedly his final words.

Which, in the context of subsequent events, strongly suggests he wanted to be dead.

[idunnosomename]

'Alm'?

It might bite him!

[JamesTC]

Which, in the context of subsequent events, strongly suggests he wanted to be dead.

And memorialised as a papier mache golem and snowman.

[Phoenix Lazarus]

https://www.theguardian.com/society/2021/feb/17/captain-sir-tom-moore-daughter-trolling-broken-heart

Ingram-Moore said her father had wanted to come home to a slap-up meal after he was admitted to hospital with coronavirus.

What, at a big table full of four-feet piles of bangers and mash, with the Bash Street Kids there, rubbing their stomachs and salivating, while saying, 'slurp!  Lovely grub!'

[frajer]

Fair play, I'd quite like my final word on this plane of existence to be "Sloo"

[idunnosomename]

i know we all have had a lot of jolly larks saying her father is a rotten rapist (which he is) but this is a pretty obvious media attempt from the Captain Are Tom Foundation to use the culture-war topic of "vile trolls who hate Britain" to stay relevant.

oh a massive public figure who invited fawning mail received, among MILLIONS, some that said "hahah fuck you old cunt" and the family decided not to show it to him. wow. fucking news.

What, at a big table full of four-feet piles of bangers and mash, with the Bash Street Kids there, rubbing their stomachs and salivating, while saying, 'slurp!  Lovely grub!'

considering the level of cartoonish reality this whole fucking nonsense operates on, basically yes? that's exactly what she's insinuating?

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'You can do or be anything you want to be' were allegedly his final words.

[Ferris]

https://www.theguardian.com/society/2021/feb/17/captain-sir-tom-moore-daughter-trolling-broken-heart

An astonishing sentence: "Before he died, Moore got to tick a holiday in the Caribbean off his bucket list when the family travelled to Barbados just before Christmas."

Why didn't the man famous for working in subtropical Burma ever find the time to mention his lifelong ambition to visit somewhere very hot?

[idunnosomename]

that was before the introduction of Lilt in the 1970s gave him the ambition to go somewhere totally tropical

[Phoenix Lazarus]

And who wouldn't want to become suddenly immune to a poisonous white foam previously fatal upon contact?

[Bernice]

Oops

[JamesTC]

I don't think anybody would have expected a 100-year-old to be reading Twitter. Not even the "trolls" would have imagined a scenario in which the family read out the horrible messages.

"Coleen from Ireland thinks you are lovely and wishes you a merry Christmas. Robert from Northampton says you are an inspiration to us all, isn't that lovely? Funter Tunter from Scotland says he thinks you are a prick and that you did fuck all to help the NHS"

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[frajer]

I don't think anybody would have expected a 100-year-old to be reading Twitter. Not even the "trolls" would have imagined a scenario in which the family read out the horrible messages.

"Oh shit he's trying to log in again, quick get him out in that garden. Dad! The NHS remains underfunded and it's stopped snowing!"

[Fambo Number Mive]

Did the BBC ask to see any evidence of actual trolling? Of course they didn't.

[Phoenix Lazarus]

Once Prince Phil goes, it'll be 'Captain Who!?'

[drummersaredeaf]

I heard his final words were "I loved them all. They were all my boys".

Asian Bum Foundation.

[Shoulders?-Stomach!]

'You can do or be anything you want to be' were allegedly his final words.  I suspect they were more likely to have been something along the lines of 'urrgh-eeaggh-urrggh!'

https://www.express.co.uk/news/uk/1392497/Captain-tom-dead-final-words-covid-captain-sir-tom-moore-instagram-twitter

Yes, what are the odds his very last living words were an inspiring parting message rather than something like 'hagaharrggghh... need to do toilet'

[DrGreggles]

His last words were probably something about "darkies" and then he pissed his pants again.

[Better Midlands]

Just spotted this in the upcoming autobiographies section on Amazon.

[C_Larence]

His last words were probably something about "darkies" and then he pissed his pants again.

Upon seeing her nurse, my barber's mum's final words were "wouldn't it be awful to be that black". Died seconds later. I imagine are Tom's were similar.

[Phoenix Lazarus]

Just spotted this in the upcoming autobiographies section on Amazon.

Flip's sake!  For a second, I thought she was doing her Dad's biography, which would have been bad enough.

Then the penny dropped - she's doing a fucking autobiography; her own amazing, egotistical story!

[Ptolemy Ptarmigan]

Phoenix, I have an early review copy in front of me if you're interested, £50 cash only, PM me  RARE +++ COLLECTABLE +++ GOOD BOOK

[BlodwynPig]

lol
https://www.theguardian.com/society/2021/feb/17/captain-sir-tom-moore-daughter-trolling-broken-heart

If you look in her eyes, it's alm no dont bother

"People are hating us"

Us? You mean 'me'. Also very narcissistic to focus on the small minority (of correct thinkers) who will have spunked some hatred onto infamous HATE site "Twitter". She should revel in her wealth and all the goodwill from "It's Life" magazine readers up and down the land. Pathetic cunt.

[BlodwynPig]

Upon seeing her nurse, my barber's mum's final words were "wouldn't it be awful to be that black". Died seconds later. I imagine are Tom's were similar.

Classic - did it go on her gravestone too?

[JamesTC]

Wonder if Captain Tom has been reincarnated yet.

[drummersaredeaf]

A couple of times over, yeah. It took him a few goes to be a successful bacteria on account of how idle he became.