Captain Tom Moore

[Jerzy Bondov]

Guess hes just going be making inspirational memes now from beyond the grave



https://mobile.twitter.com/captaintommoore/status/1392874953415004168

you didn't though, did you Tom, no, you fucking died

[flotemysost]

https://mobile.twitter.com/captaintommoore/status/1392874953415004168

Love the disparity between the text of that tweet and then the image. Mental health was something he cared deeply about, let's hear what he had to say on it FUCKING PULL YOURSELVES TOGETHER SOYCUCKS

Where are these quotes coming from anyway? Is there a repository of blandly optimistic Tom zingers somewhere, harvested during his final months, and what will happen when they run out but there's still Twitter to update and book deals to see through? Maybe there's an illegal sweatshop full of 100-year-old men being forced to peddle an endless stream of inoffensive uplifting one-liners til death, to be passed off as Tom's own work?

[bgmnts]

Our Tom would have loved the Indian variant!

[JamesTC]

He was the one who started it.

[idunnosomename]

the original bombay bad boy

[BlodwynPig]

Guess hes just going be making inspirational memes now from beyond the grave



https://mobile.twitter.com/captaintommoore/status/1392874953415004168

... he said to his burmese street urchin victims

[Catalogue Trousers]

"I'm selfish, impatient and a little insecure. I make mistakes, I am out of control and at times hard to handle. But if you can't handle me at my worst, then you sure as hell don't deserve me at my best."

[Butchers Blind]

"I don't drink. Never taken a drug in my life ever. In fact from a newspaper point of view I'm very boring. I don't do anything. I don't drink no booze, no drugs, no kinky carryings on, don't go to brothels.

[Fambo Number Mive]

Captain Tom's daughter was one of the guests in the Royal Box at Wimbledon today.

[bgmnts]

Captain Tom's daughter was one of the guests in the Royal Box at Wimbledon today.

It was mindblowing.

Wish I had a dad I could exploit to fuck.

[Cuellar]

Ahh I wondered why that woman looked familiar.

[JamesTC]

Thought for a second that he'd died then. Don't scare us by bumping the thread.

[imitationleather]

Captain Tom's daughter was one of the guests in the Royal Box at Wimbledon today.

Pretty sure if I killed my dad I'd be treated somewhat differently.

[Shoulders?-Stomach!]

Wish I had a dad I could exploit to fuck.

Pornography normalising incest again

[BlodwynPig]

Thought for a second that he'd died then. Don't scare us by bumping the thread.

Thoughts and prayers for a speedy recovery

[idunnosomename]

oh god do we have to pretend this cunt is still alive too. not sure if i can take this

[Lisa Jesusandmarychain]

oh god do we have to pretend this cunt is still alive too. not sure if i can take this

Seconded. Pretending Phil the Greek is still alive is astonishingly perils and unfunny.

[GoblinAhFuckScary]

freaks my nut to this day seeing this thread still going

[BlodwynPig]

Seconded. Pretending Phil the Greek is still alive is astonishingly perils and unfunny.

Prince Phil DEAD...

tired of being alive

[JamesTC]

Captain Tom has passed...


...yet another fundraising milestone.

[Lisa Jesusandmarychain]

" Perils"?? I meant puerile.


Lisa JAMC has ceased to be....



....happy with this fucking tablet. "Perils", indeed.

[Chollis]

Get well soon big man. x

[BlodwynPig]

Thoughts and prayers...


At Lisa JAMC's wake

[DrGreggles]

Just hope he pulls through.

[Butchers Blind]

Is he through to the second round?

[Al Tha Funkee Homosapien]

Rumoured to be throwing the opening ball at the England v Germany tonight.

[Cold Meat Platter]

Also saw he's going to be in I'm a celebrity... when it comes back. No doubt bring back memories of his frenzied nonce rampage through the subcontinent.

[idunnosomename]

thing is I saw this cunt go into the furnace on livestream. he's gone. Phil is in the vault under St George's Chapel. he could rise again easily

[Cold Meat Platter]

That's a disgrace. That man was is a hero.
This thread has taken a bleak turn.

[Phoenix Lazarus]

That's a disgrace. That man was is a hero.

He sure was.  He put up with Terry Wogan while on Blankety Blank.