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Re: Captain Tom Moore
« Reply #2280 on: July 01, 2021, 01:31:31 AM »
I've mentioned before that my work brings me into association with a specific tentacle of the heaving media behemoth that is Are Tom's legacy, but without going into too much detail, recently I had to help plan an event which is to be timed, with the agreement of the family, around the interment of his ashes

When the grandchildren ask "what did you do to help during COVID" I'll just hurl myself through the nearest window, hopefully into oncoming traffic


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Re: Captain Tom Moore
« Reply #2281 on: July 01, 2021, 12:26:37 PM »
i work at Bedford crematorium and i saved Tom's brain. well most of it. should be enough

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Re: Captain Tom Moore
« Reply #2282 on: July 05, 2021, 09:13:12 PM »

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Re: Captain Tom Moore
« Reply #2283 on: July 05, 2021, 10:08:59 PM »
Whoever mocked that up should be ashamed.

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Re: Captain Tom Moore
« Reply #2284 on: July 05, 2021, 11:17:25 PM »
Doesn’t work as a joke that does it? No one disagreed with him that he was old, so there’s no laughs to be had.

Spike Milligan’s cadaver should sue.

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Re: Captain Tom Moore
« Reply #2285 on: July 05, 2021, 11:50:34 PM »
He couldn't have been any older than 37 in my book.

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Re: Captain Tom Moore
« Reply #2286 on: July 05, 2021, 11:55:39 PM »
I think he was 37 World Cups old.

Re: Captain Tom Moore
« Reply #2287 on: July 06, 2021, 12:08:34 AM »
I told you that one day I would die and I was right to tell you that.

Re: Captain Tom Moore
« Reply #2288 on: July 06, 2021, 12:24:03 AM »
fucking hell that's real? a full fucking polished granite obelisk for his ashes?



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Re: Captain Tom Moore
« Reply #2289 on: July 06, 2021, 12:25:52 AM »
Looked up the location on what3words and it said dead.tory.nonce.

Re: Captain Tom Moore
« Reply #2290 on: July 06, 2021, 12:31:03 AM »
If only someone had believed him when he said he was old. But no, we had to force him onto that 18-30 holiday in Barbados when a deadly virus had gripped the planet.

Re: Captain Tom Moore
« Reply #2291 on: July 06, 2021, 01:01:35 AM »
yet somehow Cliff Richard and Russ Abbot still walk the earth. no justice

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Re: Captain Tom Moore
« Reply #2292 on: July 06, 2021, 07:09:10 AM »
RIP Shoulders

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Re: Captain Tom Moore
« Reply #2293 on: July 06, 2021, 11:10:20 AM »
"I told you I was old", that's shit. We knew you was old, you walking piss bag. The whole shtick was to do with you being old - OLD man walks round his grounds - that's how the money was able to be raised by your venal, glory hog daughter.

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« Reply #2294 on: July 06, 2021, 11:18:12 AM »
fuck me i thought that was a photoshop. a good laff. it's actually real

Re: Captain Tom Moore
« Reply #2295 on: July 06, 2021, 11:21:07 AM »
"I told you I was old", that's shit. We knew you was old, you walking piss bag. The whole shtick was to do with you being old - OLD man walks round his grounds - that's how the money was able to be raised by your venal, glory hog daughter.
And he's ripping off Spike Milligan. Well, his daughter is.

Re: Captain Tom Moore
« Reply #2296 on: July 06, 2021, 11:35:42 AM »
OLD MAN DIE HAHAHA

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Re: Captain Tom Moore
« Reply #2297 on: July 06, 2021, 11:37:00 AM »
When is his next walk planned?

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Re: Captain Tom Moore
« Reply #2298 on: July 06, 2021, 01:12:24 PM »
“I told you I could walk”

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Re: Captain Tom Moore
« Reply #2299 on: July 06, 2021, 01:13:57 PM »
I don’t know what was wrong with the suggested “NAD A COVID SURVIVEN.  MOR AN JUS A LIDL DEEYAD”

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Re: Captain Tom Moore
« Reply #2300 on: July 06, 2021, 01:18:44 PM »
“I told you I was old, and being dead proves I was old”

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Re: Captain Tom Moore
« Reply #2301 on: July 06, 2021, 01:23:07 PM »
fucking hell that's real? a full fucking polished granite obelisk for his ashes?



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Fake grass as well to contain his eternal walking, minimising maintenance costs I’ll suspect

Re: Captain Tom Moore
« Reply #2302 on: July 06, 2021, 01:26:54 PM »
I don't think I've seen a family plot get so cynically taken over by some flash in the pan cunt. What a ghastly egotist his daughter is.

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Re: Captain Tom Moore
« Reply #2303 on: July 06, 2021, 06:04:03 PM »
I'm also suspecting that the fake grass is there to allow the tombstone to be easily transplanted somewhere else using CSO

Re: Captain Tom Moore
« Reply #2304 on: July 06, 2021, 06:34:12 PM »
Fucks this

https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/15119294/sir-tom-moore-donated-body-science-raising-millions/

Fat lot of good that is now it's been burnt to ashes and buried, you silly dead cunt

Re: Captain Tom Moore
« Reply #2305 on: July 06, 2021, 06:36:20 PM »
He couldn't have been any older than 37 in my book.

Is your book the Book of Genesis?

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Re: Captain Tom Moore
« Reply #2306 on: July 06, 2021, 06:51:37 PM »
why does it say “peace” on the grave of a man famous for doing war ?

Re: Captain Tom Moore
« Reply #2307 on: July 06, 2021, 07:20:41 PM »
why does it say “peace” on the grave of a man famous for doing war ?
because it was made c.1929, a time when people didnt glamorise world wars for wanks

Heres one where you can read his mother and father's inscription on the front.
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/E5jDuUmWQAgs5Bg.jpg
Also worth noting you had to be a pretty wealthy family to afford a monument like that

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Re: Captain Tom Moore
« Reply #2308 on: July 06, 2021, 07:57:51 PM »



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Re: Captain Tom Moore
« Reply #2309 on: July 06, 2021, 08:56:20 PM »
why does it say “peace” on the grave of a man famous for doing war ?

mispelled 'paedo'

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