Captain Tom Moore

[flotemysost]

I've mentioned before that my work brings me into association with a specific tentacle of the heaving media behemoth that is Are Tom's legacy, but without going into too much detail, recently

Spoiler alert

I had to help plan an event which is to be timed, with the agreement of the family, around the interment of his ashes

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When the grandchildren ask "what did you do to help during COVID" I'll just hurl myself through the nearest window, hopefully into oncoming traffic


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[idunnosomename]

i work at Bedford crematorium and i saved Tom's brain. well most of it. should be enough

[Milo]

[Captain Z]

Whoever mocked that up should be ashamed.

[Ferris]

Doesn't work as a joke that does it? No one disagreed with him that he was old, so there's no laughs to be had.

Spike Milligan's cadaver should sue.

[JamesTC]

He couldn't have been any older than 37 in my book.

[imitationleather]

I think he was 37 World Cups old.

[jobotic]

I told you that one day I would die and I was right to tell you that.

[idunnosomename]

fucking hell that's real? a full fucking polished granite obelisk for his ashes?



CaB meet at 53.87363139408653, -1.8693942826066097?

[imitationleather]

Looked up the location on what3words and it said dead.tory.nonce.

[thecuriousorange]

If only someone had believed him when he said he was old. But no, we had to force him onto that 18-30 holiday in Barbados when a deadly virus had gripped the planet.

[idunnosomename]

yet somehow Cliff Richard and Russ Abbot still walk the earth. no justice

[BlodwynPig]

RIP Shoulders

"I Told You I Was Bald"

[Butchers Blind]

"I told you I was old", that's shit. We knew you was old, you walking piss bag. The whole shtick was to do with you being old - OLD man walks round his grounds - that's how the money was able to be raised by your venal, glory hog daughter.

[GoblinAhFuckScary]

fuck me i thought that was a photoshop. a good laff. it's actually real

[Kankurette]

"I told you I was old", that's shit. We knew you was old, you walking piss bag. The whole shtick was to do with you being old - OLD man walks round his grounds - that's how the money was able to be raised by your venal, glory hog daughter.

And he's ripping off Spike Milligan. Well, his daughter is.

[idunnosomename]

OLD MAN DIE HAHAHA

[JamesTC]

When is his next walk planned?

[Replies From View]

"I told you I could walk"

[Replies From View]

I don't know what was wrong with the suggested "NAD A COVID SURVIVEN.  MOR AN JUS A LIDL DEEYAD"

[Replies From View]

"I told you I was old, and being dead proves I was old"

[Replies From View]

fucking hell that's real? a full fucking polished granite obelisk for his ashes?



CaB meet at 53.87363139408653, -1.8693942826066097?

Fake grass as well to contain his eternal walking, minimising maintenance costs I'll suspect

[idunnosomename]

I don't think I've seen a family plot get so cynically taken over by some flash in the pan cunt. What a ghastly egotist his daughter is.

[Replies From View]

I'm also suspecting that the fake grass is there to allow the tombstone to be easily transplanted somewhere else using CSO

[idunnosomename]

Fucks this

https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/15119294/sir-tom-moore-donated-body-science-raising-millions/

Fat lot of good that is now it's been burnt to ashes and buried, you silly dead cunt

[Phoenix Lazarus]

He couldn't have been any older than 37 in my book.

Is your book the Book of Genesis?

[hamfist]

why does it say "peace" on the grave of a man famous for doing war ?

[idunnosomename]

why does it say "peace" on the grave of a man famous for doing war ?

because it was made c.1929, a time when people didnt glamorise world wars for wanks

Heres one where you can read his mother and father's inscription on the front.
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/E5jDuUmWQAgs5Bg.jpg
Also worth noting you had to be a pretty wealthy family to afford a monument like that

[Al Tha Funkee Homosapien]

[chveik]

why does it say "peace" on the grave of a man famous for doing war ?

mispelled 'paedo'