Captain Tom Moore

[Mr Farenheit]

because it was made c.1929, a time when people didnt glamorise world wars for wanks

Heres one where you can read his mother and father's inscription on the front.
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/E5jDuUmWQAgs5Bg.jpg
Also worth noting you had to be a pretty wealthy family to afford a monument like that

Ruined a perfectly good memorial with that shit lazy drawing and flippant quote. No respect.

[BlodwynPig]

Its part of the new Nationalist Clipart you have when updating to Windows Boris

[Butchers Blind]

When does Hannah set up tours to visit the headstone at £100 a head?

[Better Midlands]

[El Unicornio, mang]

why does it say "peace" on the grave of a man famous for doing war ?

It was peaceful after he's stabbed/shot/garrotted them all.

[GMTV]

Fucks this

https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/15119294/sir-tom-moore-donated-body-science-raising-millions/

Fat lot of good that is now it's been burnt to ashes and buried, you silly dead cunt

£70k estate divvied up three ways, a good amount of effort has gone in to that. Congratulations to all involved.

[Butchers Blind]

Well done. This perfectly sums up Hannah.

[Huxleys Babkins]

"Sir Thomas Moore" makes him sound like some scheming advisor to Henry VIII.

[flotemysost]

Yeah who the fuck is this "Thomas Moore" charlatan? Everyone knows it's first name Captain, surname Tom.

Love the incongruity of the lone "PEACE" at the base of the plinth, though I feel like it should be in rose-gold Live Laugh Love cursive and bookended by CND symbols.

Also that image makes him look like the Dalai Lama shortly after being administered a Chelsea Smile.

[Cursus]

[Ferris]

He's still tweeting? Christ, I think he can give the brand-building a rest now he's brown bread.

[frajer]

Or at least rename the account "Hannah Working The Dead Captain Sir Tom Moore Like a Weekend at Bernie's-esque Puppet (Peace)"

[Huxleys Babkins]

Getting behind boys was the main reason why he wasn't allowed back into Kolkata after partition.

[Kankurette]

How is he posting from beyond the grave?

[JamesTC]

Sponsored rise from the grave.

[frajer]

Can he make it to 100 undead tweets? Would imagine that'd take some clapping.

[Fambo Number Mive]

Really not sure the nation is behind England.

[Cold Meat Platter]

Sponsored rise from the grave.

Altered sex beast

[El Unicornio, mang]

How is he posting from beyond the grave?

He's like Tupac, he's released more material after his death than when he was alive.

[DrGreggles]

How is he posting from beyond the grave?

5G

[flotemysost]

How is he posting from beyond the grave?

Juussttiiiccceee

[JamesTC]

Some of the replies to that tweet have really warmed my heart. Highlights include:

Thank you sir! I just know you're going to be looking up at our boys on Sunday Flag of GeorgiaFlag of Georgia

Looking up??

Thanks for putting Their keeper off, Tom.

He's coming back
He's coming back
He's coming
Tom Moore's coming back

The grift never ends
Awe inspiring

Aren't you dead

Thanks Tom. Hope all is well with you x

Sir, with all due respect, you have more pressing things to be thinking about than football

Being dead, I believe, is high up on that list of priorities

This feels in poor taste

Comes back from the dead just because we are in the final. Fickle arm chair fan.

Thanks Tom. Is there a Greggs up there?

The Moore family really have no shame

This is a clear violation of Twitter's blue tick policy. I have reported you to the relevant department.

The sheer amount of vindictive comments on here, for a man who just wanted to do some good for people is seriously troubling. Where has respect gone, is self-respect still a thing too. Taking the piss out of a dead man is the epitome of skanky and only low life scum partake.

You not dead you mad cunt?

[flotemysost]

He's coming back
He's coming back
He's coming
Tom Moore's coming back

Creasing up at this

[idunnosomename]

IT'S SIR TOM, BITCH!

Every time they bring the press round
Just want to walk that extra lap for you
Public display of virtue sig'nling
Feels like no one else in the world (deserves to live)

We can walk round like anyone gives a shite
We keep on walkin' (we keep on walkin')
Cameras are flashin' while we're funds-a-raisin'
They keep raising (they keep raising)

Keep raisin'

Feels like the nation's saying

GIMME GIMME! MOORE!
GIMME GIMME! MOORE!
GIMME GIMME!

[Kankurette]

My favourite:

Comes back from the dead just because we are in the final. Fickle arm chair fan.

[Butchers Blind]

Fuck! Imagine playing in the most important game of your career then looking up and seeing that.

[Fambo Number Mive]

They've now changed their Twitter name to The Captain Tom Foundation.

[jobotic]

His gravestone says "Peace, I'm out"?

Class.

[idunnosomename]

I always feel bad for the young daughter in this. her body language always looks so uncomfortable, and particularly in the Keighley cemetery ones. unlike her mother who's strutting about like a fucking peacock. now her dead grandad is becoming a meme outside of just a blue forum fall of cynical balds.

[DrGreggles]

Hope he pulls through.