Author Topic: Captain Tom Moore  (Read 21178 times)

Re: Captain Tom Moore
« Reply #30 on: April 16, 2020, 01:00:41 PM »
He wasn't doing 'laps', he was patrolling his garden to make sure no coloureds got in.

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Re: Captain Tom Moore
« Reply #31 on: April 16, 2020, 01:02:48 PM »
Good on him and everything, but the first time I saw this on the news all I could think was "That's his garden?! It's bloody MASSIVE!" It's got several park benches strewn across it too, is it a care home or is that just his house? No wonder everyone thinks it's so great every time he walks round it, it must take him all day.

If he wanted to raise £10 million quickly he could have just sold his house.

Re: Captain Tom Moore
« Reply #32 on: April 16, 2020, 01:42:47 PM »
Is he dead yet

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Re: Captain Tom Moore
« Reply #33 on: April 16, 2020, 02:07:36 PM »
Something we can all get behind, I am sure...eh Armando?, from Change.org

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his amazing motivational hero deserves to be awarded a knighthood. World War Two veteran Tom Moore who is walking 100 lengths of his back garden before his 100th birthday has already raised nearly £13 million for the NHS in just one week and the amount is still growing.
Tom Moore, stated the NHS have been ‘marvellous’ in helping him recover from both a hip replacement and skin cancer on his head over the last couple of years
As a way of saying thank you, the former civil engineer has been doing daily laps of his 25-metre long garden, with the aim of walking 100 lengths by his 100th birthday on April 30.
As a NHS midwife, I know how much his fundraising and support means on the ground. And how much it means to staff during this awful pandemic. He deserves to be knighted.
Please sign to make it happen.
#NHSheroes #CaptainTomMoore

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Re: Captain Tom Moore
« Reply #34 on: April 16, 2020, 02:08:25 PM »
The real heroes are those donating their money, surely? He could have just sat in his sun lounger and said "give money to NHS" with same effect.

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Re: Captain Tom Moore
« Reply #35 on: April 16, 2020, 02:12:19 PM »
Do we have any evidence he did most of the laps he's claimed? They did have to threaten him at gunpoint to do the final lap so how do we know he really did the others?


If he makes a break for it - gun the fucker dahn!

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Re: Captain Tom Moore
« Reply #36 on: April 16, 2020, 02:13:57 PM »
The real heroes are those donating their money, surely? He could have just sat in his sun lounger and said "give money to NHS" with same effect.

No. I want him walking.

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Re: Captain Tom Moore
« Reply #37 on: April 16, 2020, 02:16:41 PM »
Do we have any evidence he did most of the laps he's claimed? They did have to threaten him at gunpoint to do the final lap so how do we know he really did the others?


If he makes a break for it - gun the fucker dahn!

That last lap, looks like he's going to get infected from Corporal plonker

Re: Captain Tom Moore
« Reply #38 on: April 16, 2020, 03:30:44 PM »
Bit harsh to add obstacles on the last lap.

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Re: Captain Tom Moore
« Reply #39 on: April 16, 2020, 03:39:51 PM »
That zimmer frame's motorised, the cheating, war crime bastard.

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Re: Captain Tom Moore
« Reply #40 on: April 16, 2020, 03:41:56 PM »
Yeah fucking hell, we can all do laps with WHEELS

May as well be in a Corsa

Re: Captain Tom Moore
« Reply #41 on: April 16, 2020, 03:44:53 PM »
The real heroes are those donating their money, surely?

The real hero is the minimum wager who changes his nappy each morning

Re: Captain Tom Moore
« Reply #42 on: April 16, 2020, 03:49:17 PM »
Prince Philip auctions his own one-way journey to a Dignitas clinic; makes twice as much as Moore in an hour.

Re: Captain Tom Moore
« Reply #43 on: April 16, 2020, 04:09:57 PM »
Not sure he's done enough laps to earn his transplant quite yet. Keep pushing old man.

Re: Captain Tom Moore
« Reply #44 on: April 16, 2020, 04:20:07 PM »
If you're walking for charity you usually have the decency to dress up as a giant chicken

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Re: Captain Tom Moore
« Reply #45 on: April 16, 2020, 04:23:52 PM »
I bet not a single one of those goons has the curse of imagination making them have to stifle a laugh because they pictured dunking him through that basketball hoop as he took his final steps

Re: Captain Tom Moore
« Reply #46 on: April 16, 2020, 04:26:57 PM »
I've just subscribed to his Onlyfans. The $60 tier gets all of his nudes plus he'll do a saucy lap in lingerie just for you.

Re: Captain Tom Moore
« Reply #47 on: April 16, 2020, 04:27:50 PM »
Can't wait for next week when we get him doing star jumps to fund the fire brigade.

Re: Captain Tom Moore
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Re: Captain Tom Moore
« Reply #49 on: April 16, 2020, 05:34:34 PM »
Scrap tax and have all public services funded by a 99 year old walking up and down his garden.

Re: Captain Tom Moore
« Reply #50 on: April 16, 2020, 05:45:56 PM »
I’ve been in tears of heartfelt joy over this story of a courageous centurion doing laps of his garden and I’ve just found the cunt is, in fact, only 99 years old - I’ve revoked my donation

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Re: Captain Tom Moore
« Reply #51 on: April 16, 2020, 05:58:36 PM »
Born after the war as well, traitor

Re: Captain Tom Moore
« Reply #52 on: April 16, 2020, 06:05:55 PM »
He made a recent statement: 'gotta keep in trainin' for me next stint in the Home Guard!  Them blinkin' Gerries are bound to 'ave another pop at some time.'

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Re: Captain Tom Moore
« Reply #53 on: April 16, 2020, 07:42:48 PM »
Is he in fact a lefty? If he ends up meeting Johnson is he likely to tell him to get to fuck? That would be beyond priceless.

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Re: Captain Tom Moore
« Reply #54 on: April 16, 2020, 09:54:40 PM »
Shit rancid geriatric cunt. Show off cunt.

Re: Captain Tom Moore
« Reply #55 on: April 16, 2020, 10:02:38 PM »
A bit ambivalent about this. On the one hand, I think that it's probably the best thing that anyone has ever done or ever will do, but on the other I think he should be tipped into a giant meat mincer.

Re: Captain Tom Moore
« Reply #56 on: April 16, 2020, 10:05:33 PM »
to thank him for his service id like to fuck him up the ass until he dies

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Re: Captain Tom Moore
« Reply #57 on: April 16, 2020, 10:13:00 PM »
A lap for every Nazi he bayoneted in the neck.

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Re: Captain Tom Moore
« Reply #58 on: April 16, 2020, 10:31:50 PM »
How is this debacle any different from Hirō "Hiroo" Onoda not knowing that WW2 was over?

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Re: Captain Tom Moore
« Reply #59 on: April 16, 2020, 10:35:49 PM »
Now tell us where that Nazi gold is hidden.

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