Author Topic: Captain Tom Moore  (Read 22756 times)

Re: Captain Tom Moore
« Reply #720 on: May 22, 2020, 11:00:43 PM »
Are Tommy wouldn’t batter a war hero. Not like those lowlife lefty slags.

They’d both team up to give a Muslim a doing over.

“Like the old days for you this eh, Captain?”

“I haven’t beaten a brown person in years. Thank you Tommy, this is even better than the knighthood.”

Re: Captain Tom Moore
« Reply #721 on: May 22, 2020, 11:15:24 PM »
god you really couldnt do celebrity deathmatch these days without getting embroiled in the culture wars

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Re: Captain Tom Moore
« Reply #722 on: May 23, 2020, 01:54:12 AM »
BOOOOOO you fuckers stop lazily detailing how you'd beat up an old man and go back to mocking the hellscape society that doesn't bother funding healthcare and instead employs the media to paint a 99 year old man shuffling round his garden to raise money as some sort of heartwarming act of heroism instead of a symptom of late-stage laissez-faire privatize everything capitalism

ENTERTAIN ME I'M BORED

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Re: Captain Tom Moore
« Reply #723 on: May 23, 2020, 09:36:36 AM »




Someone with wiki editing know how should add this to her already impressive list of dumb/heinous 'controversies'

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Re: Captain Tom Moore
« Reply #724 on: May 23, 2020, 11:11:13 AM »
My Tribute to Sir Tom Moore

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dE-4LYz6YrI

Damn, blocked, its unlisted - let me know if you can view it

Re: Captain Tom Moore
« Reply #725 on: May 23, 2020, 12:14:35 PM »
BOOOOOO you fuckers stop lazily detailing how you'd beat up an old man and go back to mocking the hellscape society that doesn't bother funding healthcare and instead employs the media to paint a 99 year old man shuffling round his garden to raise money as some sort of heartwarming act of heroism instead of a symptom of late-stage laissez-faire privatize everything capitalism

ENTERTAIN ME I'M BORED

Doesn't this warm the cockles of your heart?

Re: Captain Tom Moore
« Reply #726 on: May 23, 2020, 07:43:42 PM »
Not sure whether any of you will invest at just under an hour, but this is the reality of "ARE Tommies" theatre 1943-45

https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x3p7bdk

Worth a watch just for curiosity, surely. Lest we all forget.

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Re: Captain Tom Moore
« Reply #727 on: May 23, 2020, 07:49:40 PM »
Not sure whether any of you will invest at just under an hour, but this is the reality of "ARE Tommies" theatre 1943-45

https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x3p7bdk

Worth a watch just for curiosity, surely. Lest we all forget.

Does it mention Sir Corporal Captain Britains Hero Chief Walker Tom Moore's war crimes?

Re: Captain Tom Moore
« Reply #728 on: May 23, 2020, 07:52:30 PM »
We all know you patronising cunt, there isn’t a fucking day that goes by without WWII being dredged up in this country.

Public services shouldn’t be relying on pensioners doddering around their gardens, ‘tap dance for the NHS 2020’, or your Nan doing doughnuts in a low rider in Tesco’s carpark.

Re: Captain Tom Moore
« Reply #729 on: May 23, 2020, 07:52:34 PM »
Does it mention Sir Corporal Captain Britains Hero Chief Walker Tom Moore's war crimes?
Not telling, watch it you pratt  then you tell me.

Re: Captain Tom Moore
« Reply #730 on: May 23, 2020, 07:53:18 PM »
We all know you patronising cunt, there isn’t a fucking day that goes by without WWII being dredged up in this country.

Public services shouldn’t be relying on pensioners doddering around their gardens, ‘tap dance for the NHS 2020’, or your Nan doing doughnuts in a low rider in Tesco’s carpark.
Then why blame him?

Re: Captain Tom Moore
« Reply #731 on: May 23, 2020, 07:54:59 PM »
Because he’s a symbol of the fucking malaise. And his rotten family are the kind of cunts who led to this situation.

Forcing Grandad on a Bataan death march around the rear field rather than stumping up some taxes and voting in a decent government.

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Re: Captain Tom Moore
« Reply #732 on: May 23, 2020, 07:56:37 PM »
Not telling, watch it you pratt  then you tell me.

Put it on x5. It didn't. Whitewash.

Re: Captain Tom Moore
« Reply #733 on: May 23, 2020, 07:59:49 PM »
Because he’s a symbol of the fucking malaise. And his rotten family are the kind of cunts who led to this situation.

Forcing Grandad on a Bataan death march around the rear field rather than stumping up some taxes and voting in a decent government.
You are lost Quote, I feel sorry for you, mate.

Re: Captain Tom Moore
« Reply #734 on: May 23, 2020, 08:01:31 PM »
You dumb fuck.

Re: Captain Tom Moore
« Reply #735 on: May 23, 2020, 08:02:24 PM »
Nice

Re: Captain Tom Moore
« Reply #736 on: May 23, 2020, 08:17:12 PM »
World War Two in "very bad" shocker

Though a lot of people make out it was a right fucking lark we'll meet again

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Re: Captain Tom Moore
« Reply #737 on: May 23, 2020, 08:43:22 PM »
Hopefully this TRIBUTE video will not be blocked on Vimeo

This one's for you Minnie - has some archive footage from the war(s) too

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Re: Captain Tom Moore
« Reply #738 on: May 23, 2020, 08:46:09 PM »
Hopefully this TRIBUTE video will not be blocked on Vimeo

This one's for you Minnie - has some archive footage from the war(s) too

Corporal Dregg

Fucking brilliant.

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Re: Captain Tom Moore
« Reply #739 on: May 23, 2020, 08:57:31 PM »
Hopefully this TRIBUTE video will not be blocked on Vimeo

This one's for you Minnie - has some archive footage from the war(s) too

Corporal Dregg

that's wonderful

(is that the music from Berberian Sound Studio btw?)

Re: Captain Tom Moore
« Reply #740 on: May 23, 2020, 09:03:53 PM »
Hopefully this TRIBUTE video will not be blocked on Vimeo

This one's for you Minnie - has some archive footage from the war(s) too

Corporal Dregg

I'll watch yours if you watch mine. I realise yours is aimed at the attention deficit 4 minute single masses. Mine is a little more refined and meant more at the informative album type.Have a go.

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Re: Captain Tom Moore
« Reply #741 on: May 23, 2020, 09:20:15 PM »
that's wonderful

(is that the music from Berberian Sound Studio btw?)

yup and In Fabric (the main bit) - hence youtube block

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Re: Captain Tom Moore
« Reply #742 on: May 24, 2020, 07:29:57 PM »
This thread has made me feel really sad :-(

Re: Captain Tom Moore
« Reply #743 on: May 24, 2020, 07:41:04 PM »
Yeah frankly I've been crying at the absolutely shocking lack of respect shown for Captain Paedo Moore, and his regiment of rapists.

Re: Captain Tom Moore
« Reply #744 on: May 24, 2020, 07:57:52 PM »
the horror. its like the somme. but on the internet

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Re: Captain Tom Moore
« Reply #745 on: May 24, 2020, 08:15:54 PM »
To cheer myself up I am going to castrate Captain Tom Moore with a chisel

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Re: Captain Tom Moore
« Reply #746 on: May 24, 2020, 09:30:01 PM »
Staple his penis to a chapati.

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Re: Captain Tom Moore
« Reply #747 on: May 24, 2020, 09:38:47 PM »
Oh, the horror!  This thread should be put behind an over 18's only certificate. Ironic because Cpt Paedo liked them way younger.

Re: Captain Tom Moore
« Reply #748 on: May 25, 2020, 01:00:19 PM »
The lads at The Daily Mash surely have their finger right on the very beating pulse of comedy, and that's no mistake..

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Re: Captain Tom Moore
« Reply #749 on: May 25, 2020, 02:49:04 PM »


Im making an effigy of sir camptain major tom moore out of my own faeces, then raping it

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