Captain Tom Moore

[Poirots BigGarlickyCorpse]

*Self immerse in bath of hand sanitser as the hard men flex thier muscles*

you spelled "virtue signalling" wrong

[MinnieTimperley]

I was just pointing out that this is a thread dedicated to Britain's favourite biltong golem sex-case, not your febrile onanistic fantasies.

Cold Meat Twat more like 🙂

[MinnieTimperley]

Sorry

[Cold Meat Platter]

If I could make a suggestion? Cold Meat Twatter would have been better, not great, but better.
I suppose you're trying to keep your character consistent, though. Good for you.

[MinnieTimperley]

Anti pasta

[Cold Meat Platter]

Peperapey sponsored nonce-lord
Scaffolded war criminal in futile escape attempt
It ain't half hot, Mum, after raping and bayoneting all these kids.

These are all unacceptable things to say about are Captain Tom, wouldn't you agree Minnie?

[What Doth Life?]

I'm trembling at the thought of Colon Tom's wrinkly grey worm down my gob, and the fact that it was in hundreds of Indian children only adds to my ardour.

Blimey, bit strong Min!

[BlodwynPig]

Blimey, bit strong Min!

Bloody hell, awful awful stuff.

[What Doth Life?]

Bloody hell, awful awful stuff.

Genuinely hard to read, if I'm honest.

[Butchers Blind]

Taking things too far.  There's a line and Minnie's crossed it. Enough!

[idunnosomename]

is this old cunt dead yet

[BlodwynPig]

Taking things too far.  There's a line and Minnie's crossed it. Enough!

Typical of his sort. The far-beige thugs have really jumped the shark now. Can't see him coming back from this.

[Blue Jam]

Captain Tom Moore may have an osprey named after him:

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-highlands-islands-53374397

Beats "Hagrid" I guess.

[Dog Botherer]

came in here expecting the throes of ecstasy at the old bollocks carking it

bird

[BlodwynPig]

yeh, BJ, no-one here gives a fuck about naming an Osprey. The polar opposite of what we want to see*

[Blue Jam]

Alright, I thought you fuckers might like the chance to vote for one of the other options. I'm not voting for "Hagrid", don't want a transphobic osprey menacing our non-binary mallards. Don't want "Captain" diddling our cygnets either.

[BlodwynPig]

How about leaving them alone and desist from this twee nonsense (not you, society in general).

[Dog Botherer]

i'm writing in "cunt"

[earl_sleek]

HOW IS HE NOT DEAD YET CUNT

[JimminyJillikers]

Should've been taken to a cliff in Hälsingland on his 100th birthday

[Sherringford Hovis]

Captain Tom Moore may have an osprey named after him

Appropriate, since hapless grunts forced into the misbegotten tilt-rotor call it "the widowmaker".

[Hand Solo]

I hope they present it to him and it goes right proper barmy and rips his fucking face off.

[idunnosomename]

Captain Tom Moore may have an osprey named after him:

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-highlands-islands-53374397

Beats "Hagrid" I guess.

oh i thought you meant a new species

Deso

[Huxleys Babkins]

Osprey McOspreyface

[Captain Z]

I was thinking the other day after the announcement of reintroduced TV licence payments for the over-75s that Major sir colonel captain Tom could probably pay them all off in a day if he wanted to. And yet he chooses not to...

[Dog Botherer]

I was thinking the other day after the announcement of reintroduced TV licence payments for the over-75s that Major sir colonel captain Tom could probably pay them all off in a day if he wanted to. And yet he chooses not to...

paedo scum

[idunnosomename]

the queen adds another one to the long list of sex offenders she's knighted today

[chveik]

fucking hell don't BUMP this thread if he isn't dead in a DITCH

[Huxleys Babkins]

Tragedy strikes as the CoD accidentally stabs are brave Sir Major Colonel Captain Tom right through the fucking bonce.

[BlodwynPig]

Tragedy strikes as the CoD accidentally stabs are brave Sir Major Colonel Captain Tom right through the fucking bonce.

That's where he's been for the last few months, walking to Windsor...or did the Queen have to come to him "No your place, your majesty...oh by the way do you have Andrew's phone number? for old times sake"