Yeah man, they should just live on the streets instead. That'll show... Someone?
Mine's on its way. I wonder if they'll stretch to a third grant in three months' time.
it was a joke
The online service for the next grant will be available from 14 December 2020. HMRC will provide full details about claiming and applications in guidance on GOV.UK in due course.
I thought it was going to be November, but missed where it was only going to be half of the original (which would be 40%) - got a link for that?And another in the New Year right?
The extension will last for 6 months, from November 2020 to April 2021. Grants will be paid in 2 lump sum instalments each covering a 3 month period.The third grant will cover a 3 month period from 1 November 2020 until 31 January 2021. The Government will provide a taxable grant calculated at 80% of 3 months average monthly trading profits, paid out in a single instalment and capped at £7,500 in total. This is an increase from the previously announced amount of 55%.