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Wimblewrong 2020 - ZoyzaSorris vs Small Man Big Horse
« on: April 18, 2020, 11:41:39 AM »
Only just realised I had to do this in the last couple of hours (been in existential agony last few days) so last minute low effort special! :)

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edited for size flusterclucking
« Last Edit: April 18, 2020, 11:53:04 AM by ZoyzaSorris »

Re: Wimblewrong 2020 - ZoyzaSorris vs Small Man Big Horse
« Reply #1 on: April 18, 2020, 11:46:09 AM »
Cheers Zoyza.

It needs to be a bit smaller, but you can use this link if you like, though it is a little squashed: https://i.imgur.com/Y8edPrq.jpg

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Re: Wimblewrong 2020 - ZoyzaSorris vs Small Man Big Horse
« Reply #2 on: April 18, 2020, 11:51:11 AM »
Damnit, I was just 19 minutes away from retirement getting through to the second round! But that's a great opening shot ZS, and funnily enough along the lines of something I was planning, so I should have it up by the end of the day.

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Re: Wimblewrong 2020 - ZoyzaSorris vs Small Man Big Horse
« Reply #3 on: April 18, 2020, 11:53:30 AM »
Cheers Zoyza.

It needs to be a bit smaller, but you can use this link if you like, though it is a little squashed: https://i.imgur.com/Y8edPrq.jpg

sorry in my haste i misread the rules, it should now be olympic-reg hopefully

Re: Wimblewrong 2020 - ZoyzaSorris vs Small Man Big Horse
« Reply #4 on: April 18, 2020, 11:55:22 AM »
Oh yeah, that looks much better than my compressed version! Nice one.

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Re: Wimblewrong 2020 - ZoyzaSorris vs Small Man Big Horse
« Reply #5 on: April 18, 2020, 12:19:24 PM »
Damnit, I was just 19 minutes away from retirement getting through to the second round! But that's a great opening shot ZS, and funnily enough along the lines of something I was planning, so I should have it up by the end of the day.

Haha thanks mate, sorry to disappoint, you were very close indeed to getting an automatic pass because the arsed-cigs tendency was very hard to resist but I thought I'd be very disappointed in myself if I didn't at least just bosh something together pronto. Quite a livener doing it to an impossibly brisk deadline. Look forward to seeing yours (and your wimblewrong effort too)

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Re: Wimblewrong 2020 - ZoyzaSorris vs Small Man Big Horse
« Reply #6 on: April 18, 2020, 04:09:47 PM »
Worth the wait.

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Re: Wimblewrong 2020 - ZoyzaSorris vs Small Man Big Horse
« Reply #7 on: April 18, 2020, 06:44:45 PM »
Haha thanks mate, sorry to disappoint, you were very close indeed to getting an automatic pass because the arsed-cigs tendency was very hard to resist but I thought I'd be very disappointed in myself if I didn't at least just bosh something together pronto. Quite a livener doing it to an impossibly brisk deadline. Look forward to seeing yours (and your wimblewrong effort too)

Ah, I'm glad you did (but saw in the other thread you've been having a shitty time of it of late, so would've completely understood if you hadn't). What's slightly weird is that following was what I was going to go with if I ever got the chance to serve.


Re: Wimblewrong 2020 - ZoyzaSorris vs Small Man Big Horse
« Reply #8 on: April 18, 2020, 07:01:52 PM »
Grand.

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Re: Wimblewrong 2020 - ZoyzaSorris vs Small Man Big Horse
« Reply #9 on: April 18, 2020, 09:28:43 PM »
Great work! We must be beautifully in sync via CaB proximity like the perimenopausal male equivalent of menstrual cycles. Lovely stuff. God I’ve got to do another one now.

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Re: Wimblewrong 2020 - ZoyzaSorris vs Small Man Big Horse
« Reply #10 on: April 18, 2020, 09:38:00 PM »
Tom would be proud.

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Re: Wimblewrong 2020 - ZoyzaSorris vs Small Man Big Horse
« Reply #11 on: April 21, 2020, 09:49:45 AM »
Just wanted to say I have have something on the way! Don't worry SMBH!

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Re: Wimblewrong 2020 - ZoyzaSorris vs Small Man Big Horse
« Reply #12 on: April 21, 2020, 01:51:42 PM »
Here you go then! *Kachonk*

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Re: Wimblewrong 2020 - ZoyzaSorris vs Small Man Big Horse
« Reply #13 on: April 21, 2020, 01:57:11 PM »
fabulous

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Re: Wimblewrong 2020 - ZoyzaSorris vs Small Man Big Horse
« Reply #14 on: April 21, 2020, 02:13:23 PM »
That is all a bit stunning and then some, will put my thinking cap on and try and come up with a response before the end of the day / tomorrow...

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Re: Wimblewrong 2020 - ZoyzaSorris vs Small Man Big Horse
« Reply #15 on: April 21, 2020, 02:15:19 PM »
Boom. Proper hearty lol. Loving the TB shout out.

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Re: Wimblewrong 2020 - ZoyzaSorris vs Small Man Big Horse
« Reply #16 on: April 21, 2020, 02:16:35 PM »
ooh, nice volley! Thematically similar to the first couple of shots yet delightfully different. Top marks for creativity.

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« Reply #17 on: April 21, 2020, 02:40:09 PM »
that is excellent!

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Re: Wimblewrong 2020 - ZoyzaSorris vs Small Man Big Horse
« Reply #18 on: April 21, 2020, 03:23:38 PM »
Especially loving the ads!

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Re: Wimblewrong 2020 - ZoyzaSorris vs Small Man Big Horse
« Reply #19 on: April 21, 2020, 04:21:52 PM »
Superb work!

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« Reply #20 on: April 21, 2020, 05:43:21 PM »
There is so much excellent wordplay in there. Huge laughs.

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« Reply #21 on: April 21, 2020, 06:51:25 PM »

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Re: Wimblewrong 2020 - ZoyzaSorris vs Small Man Big Horse
« Reply #22 on: April 21, 2020, 07:02:03 PM »
Fantastic game but I have to give it to ZoyzaSorris. Their second shot was the stand-out of the match for me.

Re: Wimblewrong 2020 - ZoyzaSorris vs Small Man Big Horse
« Reply #23 on: April 21, 2020, 07:07:15 PM »
Zoyza's second shot is a belter, but that image of Morgan with a bullet-hole in his head is a winner for me. SMBH

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Re: Wimblewrong 2020 - ZoyzaSorris vs Small Man Big Horse
« Reply #24 on: April 21, 2020, 07:07:57 PM »
Yeah it’s gotta be Zozya for me too. I love that second shot.

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Re: Wimblewrong 2020 - ZoyzaSorris vs Small Man Big Horse
« Reply #25 on: April 21, 2020, 07:10:38 PM »
SMBH

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Re: Wimblewrong 2020 - ZoyzaSorris vs Small Man Big Horse
« Reply #26 on: April 21, 2020, 07:13:53 PM »
SMBH for that last shot, but if Zoyza doesn't also go through it'll be a travesty.

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Re: Wimblewrong 2020 - ZoyzaSorris vs Small Man Big Horse
« Reply #27 on: April 21, 2020, 07:16:56 PM »
Zoyza

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Re: Wimblewrong 2020 - ZoyzaSorris vs Small Man Big Horse
« Reply #28 on: April 21, 2020, 07:31:54 PM »
Zoyza for the return, but really liked Small MB Horse's shots too.

Re: Wimblewrong 2020 - ZoyzaSorris vs Small Man Big Horse
« Reply #29 on: April 21, 2020, 07:32:12 PM »
Great match. Zoyza.

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