Author Topic: Wimblewrong 2020 - Round 1 - alan nagsworth vs PlanktonSideburns  (Read 9407 times)

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Alrighty, let's go!

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Re: Wimblewrong 2020 - Round 1 - alan nagsworth vs PlanktonSideburns
« Reply #1 on: April 20, 2020, 02:31:05 PM »
HAHAHAHA

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Re: Wimblewrong 2020 - Round 1 - alan nagsworth vs PlanktonSideburns
« Reply #2 on: April 20, 2020, 02:31:15 PM »
Bobvid not looking a million miles away from what actually appeared in The Return.

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Re: Wimblewrong 2020 - Round 1 - alan nagsworth vs PlanktonSideburns
« Reply #3 on: April 20, 2020, 02:34:49 PM »
Bobvid not looking a million miles away from what actually appeared in The Return.

Ha, that was the intention aye. Deliberately wanky unreality effects. I completely love/hate that scene.

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Re: Wimblewrong 2020 - Round 1 - alan nagsworth vs PlanktonSideburns
« Reply #4 on: April 20, 2020, 02:41:30 PM »
Brilliant.

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Re: Wimblewrong 2020 - Round 1 - alan nagsworth vs PlanktonSideburns
« Reply #5 on: April 20, 2020, 02:42:05 PM »
hup


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Re: Wimblewrong 2020 - Round 1 - alan nagsworth vs PlanktonSideburns
« Reply #6 on: April 20, 2020, 02:44:10 PM »
Strong.

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Re: Wimblewrong 2020 - Round 1 - alan nagsworth vs PlanktonSideburns
« Reply #7 on: April 20, 2020, 02:45:17 PM »
Also brilliant.

alan nagsworth

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Re: Wimblewrong 2020 - Round 1 - alan nagsworth vs PlanktonSideburns
« Reply #8 on: April 20, 2020, 02:51:38 PM »
lol how the fuck do i respond to that

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Re: Wimblewrong 2020 - Round 1 - alan nagsworth vs PlanktonSideburns
« Reply #9 on: April 20, 2020, 03:49:35 PM »
love it

Re: Wimblewrong 2020 - Round 1 - alan nagsworth vs PlanktonSideburns
« Reply #10 on: April 20, 2020, 03:58:55 PM »
hup



You went there sister, stick it to the man!

Re: Wimblewrong 2020 - Round 1 - alan nagsworth vs PlanktonSideburns
« Reply #11 on: April 20, 2020, 04:03:23 PM »
FANTASTIC

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Re: Wimblewrong 2020 - Round 1 - alan nagsworth vs PlanktonSideburns
« Reply #12 on: April 20, 2020, 04:48:30 PM »
Fuck. That's an uppercase S. You've really been and gone and done it now.

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Re: Wimblewrong 2020 - Round 1 - alan nagsworth vs PlanktonSideburns
« Reply #13 on: April 20, 2020, 04:49:23 PM »
i know

Re: Wimblewrong 2020 - Round 1 - alan nagsworth vs PlanktonSideburns
« Reply #14 on: April 20, 2020, 04:54:30 PM »
nagsworth

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Re: Wimblewrong 2020 - Round 1 - alan nagsworth vs PlanktonSideburns
« Reply #15 on: April 20, 2020, 05:06:22 PM »
nagsworth

do the images need to be any particular size?

alan nagsworth

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Re: Wimblewrong 2020 - Round 1 - alan nagsworth vs PlanktonSideburns
« Reply #16 on: April 20, 2020, 05:11:56 PM »
*LAMP!*


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Re: Wimblewrong 2020 - Round 1 - alan nagsworth vs PlanktonSideburns
« Reply #17 on: April 20, 2020, 05:14:25 PM »
fantastic!

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Re: Wimblewrong 2020 - Round 1 - alan nagsworth vs PlanktonSideburns
« Reply #18 on: April 20, 2020, 05:18:13 PM »
HWA


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Re: Wimblewrong 2020 - Round 1 - alan nagsworth vs PlanktonSideburns
« Reply #19 on: April 20, 2020, 05:29:10 PM »
Oh, aye, a double bluff. Not clever enough, sonny.

Therefore, I vote nagsworth. Oh, and because I liked his opening shot.

Re: Wimblewrong 2020 - Round 1 - alan nagsworth vs PlanktonSideburns
« Reply #20 on: April 20, 2020, 05:29:43 PM »
In all seriousness, Plankton's first shot did make me laugh a lot, but I'm still voting for nagsworth for the serve.

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Re: Wimblewrong 2020 - Round 1 - alan nagsworth vs PlanktonSideburns
« Reply #21 on: April 20, 2020, 05:31:23 PM »
Deranged stuff from PlanktonSideburns but Alan Nagsworth's opening shot wins it for me.

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Re: Wimblewrong 2020 - Round 1 - alan nagsworth vs PlanktonSideburns
« Reply #22 on: April 20, 2020, 05:31:49 PM »
PlanktonSideburns for low-energy shitposting.

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Re: Wimblewrong 2020 - Round 1 - alan nagsworth vs PlanktonSideburns
« Reply #23 on: April 20, 2020, 05:32:47 PM »
Ha ha, what a match. I’m not going to vote for a while and just soak it up.

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Re: Wimblewrong 2020 - Round 1 - alan nagsworth vs PlanktonSideburns
« Reply #24 on: April 20, 2020, 05:35:13 PM »
First match where I haven’t been able to pick a winner. Both terrific efforts.

Won’t choose a winner. You can’t make me.

Re: Wimblewrong 2020 - Round 1 - alan nagsworth vs PlanktonSideburns
« Reply #25 on: April 20, 2020, 05:44:03 PM »
alan nagsworth looked like he might have aced it for me with a Twin Peaks opening shot, but PlanktonSideburns cemented his place as the bad boy of the Wimblewrong circuit with a lunging return mocking the very rules of the game. Will Wimblewrong ever be the same again?

It all came down to the second volley, and alan nagsworth edges it in the end.

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Re: Wimblewrong 2020 - Round 1 - alan nagsworth vs PlanktonSideburns
« Reply #26 on: April 20, 2020, 06:06:14 PM »
Plankton for the sheer absurdity and the vindictive ‘best served cold’ finale.

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Re: Wimblewrong 2020 - Round 1 - alan nagsworth vs PlanktonSideburns
« Reply #27 on: April 20, 2020, 06:19:00 PM »
I like Plankton's hootspah, but I have to give it to Nags.

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Re: Wimblewrong 2020 - Round 1 - alan nagsworth vs PlanktonSideburns
« Reply #28 on: April 20, 2020, 06:21:56 PM »
Total match over in just over three hours... is that a record?

Hmm.. while I admire Plankton's ability to hold a grudge over from previous tournaments my vote goes to Alan for the elder abuse in shot 1, and utilizing the image transparency of the PNG format in shot 2.

Nags!

Re: Wimblewrong 2020 - Round 1 - alan nagsworth vs PlanktonSideburns
« Reply #29 on: April 20, 2020, 06:30:29 PM »
Rescinded.
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