Potential Sequels

[SteveDave]

Cranked 3

Chev now has a old timey hand-crank that must be inserted into his anus and cranked in order to stay alive. Action ensues.

[C_Larence]

Toy Story 5

Woody now has a old timey hand-crank that must be inserted into his anus and cranked in order to stay alive. Action ensues.

[Old Gold Tooth]

Terminator 6.
Arnie. Crank. Anus. Action.
Fun fact: the same plot was used for Terminator Dark Fate!

[Claude the Racecar Driving Rockstar Super Sleuth]

How do they insert the crank into a painted on anus?

[Old Gold Tooth]

No spoilers! Pay your twelve quid and strap yourself in for some anus-based revelations guaranteed to blow your mind.

[SteveDave]

How do they insert the crank into a painted on anus?

Answer:

Spoiler alert

The crank has a screw tip!

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[Jim Bob]

Toy Story 5

Woody now has a old timey hand-crank that must be inserted into his anus and cranked in order to stay alive. Action ensues.

Um, that's pretty much 90% of the setup to Toy Story 1.

Terminator 6.
Arnie. Crank. Anus. Action.

Um, that's pretty much 90% of the setup to Terminators 1 through 5... and the already preexisting #6.

[Cerys]

Warning - the OP has been posting for nearly ten years and every post involves an old timey hand-crank and an anus.  Think carefully before you respond, especially in these difficult times.