Author Topic: Wimblewrong 2020 - Round Two - Poirots BigGarlickyCorpse vs Tension Knob NSFW  (Read 11050 times)

Poirots BigGarlickyCorpse

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alan nagsworth

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Fucking brilliant. There’s so much to enjoy there, I was grinning all the way through it.

BlodwynPig

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Could have just typed it though

QDRPHNC

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For the love of god, someone tweet this at him.

Wonderful Butternut

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That is amazing.

For the love of god, someone tweet this at him.

Fuck no. He'd steal it.

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This is a wimblewrong all-timer. No doubt about it.

That did make me laugh several times. The song and the way it descends into his wank fantasy at the end are the big highlights for me, but it's all good.

Lordofthefiles

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Fuckinell!

A new subgenre is born.

Cerys

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I have tears in my eyes from having to giggle silently.  Beautiful stuff.

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Love it


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nice!

Cerys

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A fantastic shot with so much happening.  The 'cunt cunt cunt cunt' on the table in the background was icing on the cake.

Prison Biscuits

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Amazing. Glad I got out in the first round, these have all been sensational.

idunnosomename

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a lot to enjoy here

ZoyzaSorris

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Lovely stuff all round.

Poirots BigGarlickyCorpse

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Wonderful Butternut

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Quality. I like this a lot.

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Fantastic, again. Graham will probably see these, which is immensely pleasing too.

Chollis

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fucking cracked me up


QDRPHNC

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Poirot. BUT! Linehan's face in the first panel of TK's second is brilliant.

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Before I click into the thread, you should know that I am strongly inclined to vote Galick after this shameless, brazen and vain attempt to steal SM’s thunder. Sirrah.

I feel bad in light of that post, but I’m going Garlick. The opener is the best example of a good concept executed brilliantly. Hats off to you, sirrah.

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Too much brilliance to choose.

Four great shots, but I think Tension Knob has it for that glorious final shot and for moving the match along in interesting directions both times (not to quibble too much, it was a great match, but I felt Poirot's second shot had a stronger conceptual link to her original serve than it did TK's first return).

idunnosomename

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knob for Cima da Conegliano's god the father sending are graham to the nastiest of Jan Van Eyck's hells

Tension.

Wonderful Butternut

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Well... shit. That's a hard call.

I'm going to go with Poirot because I thought the last paragraph in the Pope Ted script descending into Glinner writing porn with one hand is the best bit out of all 4 images. Closely followed by "Leave people alone you cunt" though. Hope whoever loses gets in as a high scoring loser.

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Well executed and funny stuff from both but it has to be Knob for me.

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