Author Topic: Wimblewrong 2020 - Round Two - Poirots BigGarlickyCorpse vs Tension Knob NSFW  (Read 10963 times)

Poirots BigGarlickyCorpse

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Four great shots, but I think Tension Knob has it for that glorious final shot and for moving the match along in interesting directions both times (not to quibble too much, it was a great match, but I felt Poirot's second shot had a stronger conceptual link to her original serve than it did TK's first return).
I really tried but I couldn't get a Shining/Stephen King/movie where the protagonist goes crazy to work, so I went with him boring the arse off everyone like the typewriter says.

I really tried but I couldn't get a Shining/Stephen King/movie where the protagonist goes crazy to work, so I went with him boring the arse off everyone like the typewriter says.

Ah. Apologies. That went way over my head.

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This was really hard to choose and Poirot's opener was fantastic, but Tension Knob's second is so good that it gets my vote.

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Tension Knob

Really tough to choose, but I think Knobby overall.

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Both deserve to go through, and I’m going to vote for Poirot.

Lordofthefiles

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Mister Cadbury's Poirots

Knob for the martyrdom of Saint Graham the fingerpointer of not Assisi (geddit)

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Poirots

Spoon of Ploff

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Umm:

Feels odd to vote in a match which involves someone I competed with in a previous round... was thinking of abstaining, but The Martydom of Saint Graham made me laugh lots... especially the first panel.

Going with Tension.... sorry Poirots.

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Knob. Two absolute belters.

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A bit too even to call a winner to be honest. Needs to go to a tiebreak so we can get a few shots in this goldmine of a round.

Absorb the anus burn

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Tension Knob.

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Brilliant stuff from both, and very hard to make a choice, but going with Tension Knob

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Poirots BigGarlickyCorpse

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Gimme dat knob

Terrific stuff from Poirot though. The rounds have been excellent this year, nary a duffer in the lot.

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Poirot


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Tension Knob, mainly for that final shot. Great response to some strong play from Poirot.

tension knob

Chollis

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Poirot

ZoyzaSorris

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Great all round. Finding it hard to be committal!

Tension Knob is into the next round with a 19-10 win here. Top quality match all round though, and thanks for playing Poirots BigGarlickyCorpse. I take a lot of pleasure in the fact that Glinner’s probably seen these since someone tweeted him a link to the thread.

king_tubby

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Tension Knob is into the next round with a 19-10 win here. Top quality match all round though, and thanks for playing Poirots BigGarlickyCorpse. I take a lot of pleasure in the fact that Glinner’s probably seen these since someone tweeted him a link to the thread.

This is like the 2019 election all over again. Youse people are fuckin idiots.

Poirots BigGarlickyCorpse

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Tension Knob is into the next round with a 19-10 win here. Top quality match all round though, and thanks for playing Poirots BigGarlickyCorpse. I take a lot of pleasure in the fact that Glinner’s probably seen these since someone tweeted him a link to the thread.
Haha yeah I'm actually glad I couldn't get "Shining but with furry dickgirls instead of twins" to work now, he might have decided to sue us all. Congratulations Tension Knob. This was a ton of fun and if the lockdown continues I would love to take part in a doubles tournament, if such a thing can be attempted.

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I’d consider getting my laptop out from wherever the fuck it lives and buying some decent image-making software if doubles was announced.

We could lose, and I could shift all the blame onto my hapless partner.

Poirots BigGarlickyCorpse

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I used a combo of pixlr and Paint 3D, works all right for what I want to do.

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