There’s not a chance I’m winning this one, which I knew as soon as I witnessed Sploff’s incredible final shot, which is the thing I’ve laughed hardest at on CaB for in absolutely ages. Consider this me declaring in Spoony’s favour; a very well deserved win, and while I enjoyed the match immensely and am humbled at the votes coming my way, anyone who voted Cloth Not Ploff is a total moron, even though that was my explicit subliminal instruction. Cheers. Thanks. All the best.