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Stuff that you hope covid-19 kills off
« on: April 30, 2020, 07:44:23 AM »
High fashion

Cruises

Anti-vaxxers

Oil industry

Going to the office every day

My neighbour's grandkids playing in her garden sometimes

4x4 cuntmobiles

The deep south

Influencers

People saying how far they ran today with a pic of their sweaty face

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Re: Stuff that you hope covid-19 kills off
« Reply #1 on: April 30, 2020, 07:51:18 AM »
hey buddy, I live in the deep south! (of England)

Re: Stuff that you hope covid-19 kills off
« Reply #2 on: April 30, 2020, 09:36:32 AM »
The Tory Government. In fact, the very concept that a Tory Government is ever going to be a good idea.

Re: Stuff that you hope covid-19 kills off
« Reply #3 on: April 30, 2020, 09:49:36 AM »
Captain Tom

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Re: Stuff that you hope covid-19 kills off
« Reply #4 on: April 30, 2020, 09:51:21 AM »
Wetherspoons

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Re: Stuff that you hope covid-19 kills off
« Reply #5 on: April 30, 2020, 10:44:56 AM »
England

The Science

Hope itself

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Re: Stuff that you hope covid-19 kills off
« Reply #6 on: April 30, 2020, 10:46:08 AM »
More people.

Re: Stuff that you hope covid-19 kills off
« Reply #7 on: April 30, 2020, 11:08:55 AM »
Johnson and Cummings

Fucking useless virus

Re: Stuff that you hope covid-19 kills off
« Reply #8 on: April 30, 2020, 11:24:44 AM »
Captain Tom

Show some respect. The cunt's a colonel now.

Re: Stuff that you hope covid-19 kills off
« Reply #9 on: April 30, 2020, 11:25:08 AM »
Sorry, I hope it kills Colonel Tom

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Re: Stuff that you hope covid-19 kills off
« Reply #10 on: April 30, 2020, 11:27:13 AM »
Johnson and Cummings

Fucking useless virus

It was hardly likely to manage to overcome two of the finest examples of humanity to have ever graced the planet.

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Re: Stuff that you hope covid-19 kills off
« Reply #11 on: April 30, 2020, 11:49:29 AM »
Car-oriented streets and public spaces, leading to better walking/cycling infrastructure in our towns and cities.

Most of the aviation industry. I love foreign holidays like everyone else but we have to drastically reduce the number of flights. "Miniature American flags for some, carbon credit vouchers for everyone!"

Re: Stuff that you hope covid-19 kills off
« Reply #12 on: April 30, 2020, 12:14:22 PM »
cruise liners. Enormous carbon guzzling petri dishes full of old cunts. theres no way they'll be able to start up for years

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Re: Stuff that you hope covid-19 kills off
« Reply #13 on: April 30, 2020, 01:42:12 PM »
Jobs
Wage slavery
Consumerism
Money
War
The Cunt of Death

Re: Stuff that you hope covid-19 kills off
« Reply #14 on: April 30, 2020, 02:05:29 PM »
Bad bat soups, not the good bat soups, just the globally poisonous ones.

Re: Stuff that you hope covid-19 kills off
« Reply #15 on: April 30, 2020, 02:08:45 PM »
Please please get rid of the fresh fruit and vegetable markets

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Re: Stuff that you hope covid-19 kills off
« Reply #16 on: April 30, 2020, 05:27:55 PM »
If you get made a colonel by hobbling up and down your driveway a few times I should be a bloody Brigadier by now.

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Re: Stuff that you hope covid-19 kills off
« Reply #17 on: April 30, 2020, 05:28:39 PM »
Newspapers.

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Re: Stuff that you hope covid-19 kills off
« Reply #18 on: April 30, 2020, 05:43:26 PM »
...Every motherfuckin last one of you

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Re: Stuff that you hope covid-19 kills off
« Reply #19 on: April 30, 2020, 05:47:23 PM »
Airbnb
Betting shops
Sports Direct

Re: Stuff that you hope covid-19 kills off
« Reply #20 on: April 30, 2020, 05:56:49 PM »
Commuting
Traffic jams
The Tories

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Re: Stuff that you hope covid-19 kills off
« Reply #21 on: April 30, 2020, 06:12:32 PM »
Elon Musk

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Re: Stuff that you hope covid-19 kills off
« Reply #22 on: April 30, 2020, 06:48:35 PM »
Benefit sanctions.
Being expected to look for work.

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Re: Stuff that you hope covid-19 kills off
« Reply #23 on: April 30, 2020, 07:09:12 PM »
People having to commute to Dublin from Wicklow/North Wexford/the Midlands for work, barely seeing their own children, because uh uh uhhhhm can't remote work or reduce house prices because uuuuhhhhhhhh just can't

Re: Stuff that you hope covid-19 kills off
« Reply #24 on: April 30, 2020, 08:12:29 PM »
The clappers

Re: Stuff that you hope covid-19 kills off
« Reply #25 on: April 30, 2020, 09:59:57 PM »
Second homes.
Caravans on the A5.
Big Motorhomes, towing a car, which itself has 4 bikes mounted to the rear.
Wetherspoons and Virgin would be nectar.

Re: Stuff that you hope covid-19 kills off
« Reply #26 on: April 30, 2020, 11:14:30 PM »
Lewis Capaldi

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Re: Stuff that you hope covid-19 kills off
« Reply #27 on: April 30, 2020, 11:14:33 PM »
Pisspoor Southpour in Edinburgh

Every other bar, club and restaurant owned by Stefan King. Fucking tinpot Tim Martin.

Re: Stuff that you hope covid-19 kills off
« Reply #28 on: May 01, 2020, 01:41:13 AM »
Pisspoor Southpour in Edinburgh

Every other bar, club and restaurant owned by Stefan King. Fucking tinpot Tim Martin.
FTFY fucking tinpot Tim (fucking) Martin, Bellend.

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Re: Stuff that you hope covid-19 kills off
« Reply #29 on: May 01, 2020, 10:16:57 AM »
Stefan King may actually be worse, come to think of it. His initial response to the Covid-19 crisis was to sack all the staff he could so he wouldn't have to pay them, and he only backtracked when plans to furlough workers were announced:

https://foodanddrink.scotsman.com/drink/g1-offer-open-letter-explaining-group-wide-sackings-and-clarifying-current-status-of-workers/

Maybe he's more like a tinpot Richard (fucking) Branson, Bellend.

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