Stuff that you hope covid-19 kills off

[Abnormal Palm]

High fashion

Cruises

Anti-vaxxers

Oil industry

Going to the office every day

My neighbour's grandkids playing in her garden sometimes

4x4 cuntmobiles

The deep south

Influencers

People saying how far they ran today with a pic of their sweaty face

[seepage]

hey buddy, I live in the deep south! (of England)

[olliebean]

The Tory Government. In fact, the very concept that a Tory Government is ever going to be a good idea.

[idunnosomename]

Captain Tom

[Prison Biscuits]

Wetherspoons

[Zetetic]

England

The Science

Hope itself

[Butchers Blind]

More people.

[jobotic]

Johnson and Cummings

Fucking useless virus

[Huxleys Babkins]

Captain Tom

Show some respect. The cunt's a colonel now.

[idunnosomename]

Sorry, I hope it kills Colonel Tom

[imitationleather]

Johnson and Cummings

Fucking useless virus

It was hardly likely to manage to overcome two of the finest examples of humanity to have ever graced the planet.

[Blinder Data]

Car-oriented streets and public spaces, leading to better walking/cycling infrastructure in our towns and cities.

Most of the aviation industry. I love foreign holidays like everyone else but we have to drastically reduce the number of flights. "Miniature American flags for some, carbon credit vouchers for everyone!"

[idunnosomename]

cruise liners. Enormous carbon guzzling petri dishes full of old cunts. theres no way they'll be able to start up for years

[Shoulders?-Stomach!]

Jobs
Wage slavery
Consumerism
Money
War
The Cunt of Death

[Bazooka]

Bad bat soups, not the good bat soups, just the globally poisonous ones.

[Abnormal Palm]

Please please get rid of the fresh fruit and vegetable markets

[thenoise]

If you get made a colonel by hobbling up and down your driveway a few times I should be a bloody Brigadier by now.

[thenoise]

Newspapers.

[Lordofthefiles]

"...Every motherfuckin last one of you"

[Blue Jam]

Airbnb
Betting shops
Sports Direct

[grainger]

Commuting
Traffic jams
The Tories

[Wonderful Butternut]

Elon Musk

[massive bereavement]

Benefit sanctions.
Being expected to look for work.

[Poirots BigGarlickyCorpse]

People having to commute to Dublin from Wicklow/North Wexford/the Midlands for work, barely seeing their own children, because uh uh uhhhhm can't remote work or reduce house prices because uuuuhhhhhhhh just can't

[Jasha]

The clappers

[Jittlebags]

Second homes.
Caravans on the A5.
Big Motorhomes, towing a car, which itself has 4 bikes mounted to the rear.
Wetherspoons and Virgin would be nectar.

[idunnosomename]

Lewis Capaldi

[Blue Jam]

Pisspoor Southpour in Edinburgh

Every other bar, club and restaurant owned by Stefan King. Fucking tinpot Tim Martin.

[Jittlebags]

Pisspoor Southpour in Edinburgh

Every other bar, club and restaurant owned by Stefan King. Fucking tinpot Tim Martin.

FTFY fucking tinpot Tim (fucking) Martin, Bellend.

[Blue Jam]

Stefan King may actually be worse, come to think of it. His initial response to the Covid-19 crisis was to sack all the staff he could so he wouldn't have to pay them, and he only backtracked when plans to furlough workers were announced:

https://foodanddrink.scotsman.com/drink/g1-offer-open-letter-explaining-group-wide-sackings-and-clarifying-current-status-of-workers/

Maybe he's more like a tinpot Richard (fucking) Branson, Bellend.