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madhair60

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thread exclusively for doing "bits"
« on: May 01, 2020, 12:52:16 PM »
this is a thread for everyone who makes this subforum so tiresome to do all their "bits" in, i include myself in that equation and i will do my "bit" now.

lol the saturns a bad console

OK, over to all of you

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Re: thread exclusively for doing "bits"
« Reply #1 on: May 01, 2020, 12:54:40 PM »
instantly regret making this thread to be honest, no good will come of it.

Re: thread exclusively for doing "bits"
« Reply #2 on: May 01, 2020, 12:55:34 PM »
It's like the opposite of consoles, in that the more bits you have, the worse you are.

Re: thread exclusively for doing "bits"
« Reply #3 on: May 01, 2020, 12:58:18 PM »
I don't have any bits. :(

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Re: thread exclusively for doing "bits"
« Reply #4 on: May 01, 2020, 01:01:18 PM »
I don't have any bits. :(

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Re: thread exclusively for doing "bits"
« Reply #5 on: May 01, 2020, 01:04:06 PM »
The original Final Fantasy 7 is better than the Remake.

Re: thread exclusively for doing "bits"
« Reply #6 on: May 01, 2020, 01:06:05 PM »
"mummy who's that weird tramp looking man with a snub of wild garlic hanging where his willy should be?"

"come away, darling, its no-one you want to know"

I say that all the time yeah!

Re: thread exclusively for doing "bits"
« Reply #7 on: May 01, 2020, 01:06:30 PM »
- They've started calling him 'LimDog Millionaire!'

- Jeremy Corbyn's having a bourbon....cream....if you know what I mean (winks)

- I'm pleased to say that he didn't, I repeat, did NOT, have a complete Chuxton


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Re: thread exclusively for doing "bits"
« Reply #8 on: May 01, 2020, 01:09:33 PM »
GAMING BITS


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Re: thread exclusively for doing "bits"
« Reply #9 on: May 01, 2020, 01:40:21 PM »
Dark Souls II is good and has better PVP than the others. Madhair is just WRONG.

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Re: thread exclusively for doing "bits"
« Reply #10 on: May 01, 2020, 02:09:06 PM »
Is this getting back at me for calling you a cunt? If so fair plays.

Slay the Spire is the best game.

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Re: thread exclusively for doing "bits"
« Reply #11 on: May 01, 2020, 02:14:42 PM »
Do I have a bit? I should come up with a bit.

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Re: thread exclusively for doing "bits"
« Reply #12 on: May 01, 2020, 02:30:24 PM »
Is this getting back at me for calling you a cunt? If so fair plays.

No, that was funny, and I am a cunt

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Re: thread exclusively for doing "bits"
« Reply #13 on: May 01, 2020, 02:32:13 PM »
SEGA fans are gay and just jealous of Nintendo's success

Re: thread exclusively for doing "bits"
« Reply #14 on: May 01, 2020, 02:51:59 PM »
Dark Souls II is good and has better PVP than the others. Madhair is just WRONG.

This is no 'bit', friend.

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Re: thread exclusively for doing "bits"
« Reply #15 on: May 01, 2020, 04:57:13 PM »
Dark Souls III was the best one. Best graphics. Best controls. Best combat.

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Re: thread exclusively for doing "bits"
« Reply #16 on: May 01, 2020, 05:06:29 PM »
Just imagine that I've posted a shit, rushed, poorly conceived photoshop.

Re: thread exclusively for doing "bits"
« Reply #17 on: May 01, 2020, 06:11:13 PM »
- "Shag my poofbox"

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Re: thread exclusively for doing "bits"
« Reply #18 on: May 01, 2020, 09:06:27 PM »
saying stuff about how ff7 remake is shitter than I actually think it is

Re: thread exclusively for doing "bits"
« Reply #19 on: May 01, 2020, 09:49:27 PM »
gaystation 4

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Re: thread exclusively for doing "bits"
« Reply #20 on: May 01, 2020, 09:58:07 PM »
dont really play enough videogames to be able to make jokes about it. but i suppose i am happy to pretend i think little big adventure 2 has the best storyline in videogame history.

Re: thread exclusively for doing "bits"
« Reply #21 on: May 01, 2020, 10:10:55 PM »
You're not a paedophile just because you play games on a PC

Re: thread exclusively for doing "bits"
« Reply #22 on: May 01, 2020, 10:49:26 PM »
Naughty Dog are shit and their games are  barely interactive trash.

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Re: thread exclusively for doing "bits"
« Reply #23 on: May 01, 2020, 11:09:30 PM »
Has there ever been a scotch egg character in a Dizzy game? Something to consider for the future perhaps.

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Re: thread exclusively for doing "bits"
« Reply #24 on: May 01, 2020, 11:41:31 PM »
Has there ever been a scotch egg character in a Dizzy game? Something to consider for the future perhaps.

I just had a look through Google and apparently not!  I'm surprised because it seems like the perfect chance to create a pun based character; a yolk folk with a Scottish bonnet atop his head, proclaiming himself to be a "scotch egg".  Missed opportunity.  I mean, they have an Irish character named Shamus the Leprechaun for goodness' sake but no Scottish character?!  Madness.

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Re: thread exclusively for doing "bits"
« Reply #25 on: May 02, 2020, 12:17:32 AM »
There are no good racing games. Liking a racing game is like fancying your dad IDST.

Re: thread exclusively for doing "bits"
« Reply #26 on: May 02, 2020, 11:40:33 AM »
People who cite things like GTA/Red Dead Redemption/Uncharted/Last of Us as their favourite games of all the time are really boring and probably don't actually have any real interest in games. Equivalent of saying your favourites films of all time are all the MCU films. It's fine to enjoy them, but I have a hard time believing anyone actually loves them that much, they just convince themselves they do because they've seen so much hype and praise around them and tell themselves it must be true because they're easily led. And if it really is your genuine opinion, you're probably very stupid.


Oh sorry hang on that's not a bit, that's just an opinion I have that I don't say out loud because I don't want to look like an elitist/gatekeeping twat.

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Re: thread exclusively for doing "bits"
« Reply #27 on: May 02, 2020, 12:13:26 PM »
what's your favourite game then eh. fuckin adventures of boring shitty mega drive game or something. damn.  fuck. i like red deasd redemption and i am NOT stupid i am so smart. fuck. what the fuck. oh my god

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Re: thread exclusively for doing "bits"
« Reply #28 on: May 02, 2020, 12:18:27 PM »
It's fine to enjoy them, but I have a hard time believing anyone actually loves them that much
In all seriousness I disagree. Last Christmas my girlfriend's mildly autistic 24 year old sister was so existed to show me, a 35 year old man her just playing through some Assassin's Creed game that she stole me for an hour to just sit there, showing me the game (please do not make predictable lame jokes about this situation it was wholesome and there was no pervy element to it)

After I'd used the situation as an opportunity to face-fuck her, the main thing I was left with was a sense that she loved those games like somebody would love their favourite fantasy novels. They were real worlds to her that she could talk about endlessly.

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Re: thread exclusively for doing "bits"
« Reply #29 on: May 02, 2020, 12:20:44 PM »
You should have put your boot through her head.

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