UK lockdown restrictions to be eased from Monday [split topic]

[jobotic]

This "lockdown" is over isn't it?

Sunak saying we are "addicted" to furloughing, business agitating to be allowed to make some serious money, Starmer backing them up.

Roads round here seem as busy as the always were now, after a few weeks of being quiet. Chippies suddenly deciding that now is the time to re-open.

Get back to work or die trying.

We've already won Europe. Maybe Johnson has had a friendly bet with Trump over who can get the high score.

[honeychile]

Amazing how besides Ferguson resigning, the other top news story is how it's suddenly become meaningless to make comparisons between countries as soon as we won the title.

I mean the issue of data collection and reporting for this sort of thing is nuanced, it's just so fucking funny how journalists discover this incredible breakthrough and plaster it everywhere as soon as it's needed to minimise the catastrophe in this country.

[jobotic]

Johnson says he wants some lockdown easing measures to come into force from Monday.

Starmer says huzzah!

He won't be discussing this in parliament, he'll be announcing it on Sunday to be implemented on Monday. Oven ready. Starmer seemingly fine with that. Democracy.


New cases haven't been going down. Get ready to die, scum.

[BlodwynPig]

Starmer says huzzah!

He won't be discussing this in parliament, he'll be announcing it on Sunday to be implemented on Monday. Oven ready. Starmer seemingly fine with that. Democracy.


New cases haven't been going down. Get ready to die, scum.

ITS TOO SOON CRETIN GOEBBELS

[Fambo Number Mive]

An eye-catching figure from the briefing is that there were 6,111 new cases of coronavirus recorded yesterday.

That's the third highest number of new cases in the UK since the outbreak began

Another reason why the lockdown should not be relaxed on Monday.

[jobotic]

If you look at the "dashboard" the cases aren't all from yesterday though, and the rate seems to be going down. Much like deaths.

Both are going down slowly though. Still they'll shoot up soon after Monday and it'll be time to cook the books a bit more.

[BlodwynPig]

Another reason why the lockdown should not be relaxed on Monday.

Ice Cream van outside now

[BlodwynPig]

If you look at the "dashboard" the cases aren't all from yesterday though, and the rate seems to be going down. Much like deaths.

Both are going down slowly though. Still they'll shoot up soon after Monday and it'll be time to cook the books a bit more.

topped the 'official' 30,000 mark, so according to my model that's 60,000, with infection rates climbing, we'll easily top 100,000 in the first wave

[Norton Canes]

Let's make sure we get the footy on though eh!!

[BlodwynPig]

Let's make sure we get the footy on though eh!!

Coronavirus and sport: LMA chief warns clubs need to back neutral venues

PEOPLE NEED TO DIE OR FOOTBALL WILL BE LOST FOREVER, WAAAARRRRNNNNSSSS LMA Chief

[Danger Man]

Let's make sure we get the footy on though eh!!

Football>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>your nan

[Cursus]

[Abnormal Palm]

Draconian is an anagram of

ON DA CUNTIN VENT

[idunnosomename]

[olliebean]

Right then, I'm off to the supermarket tomorrow to stockpile food so I don't have to go out amongst the knobheads next week.

[BlodwynPig]

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[imitationleather]

Phew. Glad it's all over!

WE DID IT

[BlodwynPig]

611 dead today, that's not lockdown easing numbers you fucking cunts.

[weekender]

Football could be back though.

[idunnosomename]

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there's no cricket

[Cursus]

[Danger Man]

Right then, I'm off to the supermarket tomorrow to stockpile food so I don't have to go out amongst the knobheads next week.

Me too. Real lockdown starts on Monday.

[idunnosomename]

i genuinely hate this pinched-face gibbon

https://mobile.twitter.com/bbclaurak/status/1258148549923045382

[Danger Man]

He really looks ill, the fat fucking cunt.

[idunnosomename]

if i was king then i would work out the due legal process where tom newton dunn could be summarily drowned in a big vat of cum

[weekender]

Would that really be a priority if you were king?

[weekender]

Don't answer that, I can see the merit in it as an argument.

[The Culture Bunker]

Am I being too cynical in thinking that if the "yay! Back to normal!" stance goes horribly wrong, they won't back down from it?

[idunnosomename]

as soon as i was crowned i would obtain the vat and get me and the lads wanking into it for the mass execution of journalists

[jobotic]

The Sun have made that pub bit up to excite the Wetherspoons cunts haven't they?

The funny thing being that it'll apparently be freezing cold next week. So who will want to sit two metres from their "pals"?