"Socially distanced" conga

[Fambo Number Mive]

https://twitter.com/MerseyHack/status/1258758842680254465

Everyone breathing in the air of the person in front of them. No one wearing a mask. I wonder how clean that rope is.

Also, why is the BBC reporter saying that they are keeping to lockdown rules? Doesn't this count as a mass gathering?

Next week, socially distanced wrestling.

[ersatz99]

This pretty much represents what my end of town has been like for the last 5 weeks. Short of an actual conga kids hang around in groups, youths cruise around and meet up in car parks, there was even a neighbour having a kids party with balloons out front and families streaming in. I looked up my post code on that site to find out how many COVID deaths there's been so far: fat zero. I dunno.

[idunnosomename]

During lockdown i constructed a socially distant human centipede

[Fambo Number Mive]

During lockdown i constructed a socially distant human centipede

That would actually pose a low risk to others given only one nose and mouth would be exposed.

[jobotic]

Took may daughter for a walk yesterday. Went to the big park, where we steered clear of everyone. Most people doing the same. Then walked past two streets where about four houses in a row were all out the front mixing it up and on the piss. Few union jacks in my street but no one out giving it all that. I'm surpised there's not more twattery round here tbh.

This made me smile

[chveik]

#Braindead #DeathCult #Conga

[jobotic]

#Braindead #DeathCult #Conga

Oh cheer up!

Let's do the okey-cokey to celebrate the liberation of Auschwitz! Here have a can and a go on my party streamer!

[Dewt]

caught crandville-9 because I couldn't resist doing the chonga

[Dewt]

Posting this before Head Gardener does: https://twitter.com/Withnailmarwood/status/1259095092847095809

[Ferris]

During lockdown i constructed a socially distant human centipede

With enough hosepipe that would be completely fine

[Inspector Norse]

Posting this before Head Gardener does: https://twitter.com/Withnailmarwood/status/1259095092847095809

Sure red t-shirt bloke boots one of those kids up the arse there

[Thomas]

I bet if you told people that cameraphones have all broken and nothing can be uploaded to social media ever again, half this 'community' shit would stop happening.

[idunnosomename]

With enough hosepipe that would be completely fine

hosepipes always get kinks in them though. Would be a nightmare!!!

[Ferris]

hosepipes always get kinks in them though. Would be a nightmare!!!

Shit yeah you're right. Back to the drawing board on this one. Maybe something to do with funnels? Needs more planning.

[idunnosomename]

Shit yeah you're right. Back to the drawing board on this one. Maybe something to do with funnels? Needs more planning.

https://www.bes.co.uk/domus-easipipe-125-rigid-ducting-2m-x-125mm-16364

[Consignia]

Made a little clip of how I really saw the Conga really: https://twitter.com/consignia_/status/1259146024364445697

[PlanktonSideburns]

Shit yeah you're right. Back to the drawing board on this one. Maybe something to do with funnels? Needs more planning.

Pvc downpipe with flex on each end

[Operty1]

I'm surprised nobody has photoshopped them doing the conga through a graveyard.

[BlodwynPig]

Made a little clip of how I really saw the Conga really: https://twitter.com/consignia_/status/1259146024364445697

can you do one with Penderecki.

Who was that poster that did the death metal version of Gervais?