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I'm bumming your arse

Started by popcorn, May 11, 2020, 06:57:40 PM

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popcorn

May 11, 2020, 06:57:40 PM
How do you think it's going?

vainsharpdad

#1
May 11, 2020, 07:06:21 PM
To be honest, feels like there's some friction between us.

Elderly Sumo Prophecy

#2
May 11, 2020, 08:36:24 PM
Fuck me harder you gimp.

earl_sleek

#3
May 11, 2020, 08:37:05 PM
Thanks!

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#5
May 11, 2020, 08:50:45 PM
Feels a bit manifold, this.  Are we Legion?

Ferris

#6
May 11, 2020, 08:52:46 PM
This is really, really below par.

I'm not even angry about it - it's just... nothing.

Ferris

#7
May 11, 2020, 08:53:16 PM
Quote from: Replies From View on May 11, 2020, 08:50:45 PM
Feels a bit manifold, this.  Are we Legion?

Or are dancers toilet?

Pingers

#8
May 11, 2020, 09:06:01 PM
That's nice dear

DiClassomo

#9
May 11, 2020, 09:08:26 PM
It's going in and out, fast

Bazooka

#10
May 11, 2020, 09:21:11 PM
That reminds me I need to buy some more parsnips

popcorn

#11
May 11, 2020, 09:24:44 PM
How about now, is that better or worse?

Pingers

#12
May 11, 2020, 09:54:24 PM
same same

Ferris

#13
May 11, 2020, 09:57:19 PM
Is this like at the opticians where you say "number 6, or number 7?" over and over until we find the best one?

popcorn

#14
May 11, 2020, 09:58:15 PM
Yes it is.

Ferris

#15
May 11, 2020, 09:59:38 PM
Ok, then it's a 7 for me please Carol.

idunnosomename

#16
May 11, 2020, 09:59:46 PM
crank it up lad, barely touching t'sides

Ferris

#17
May 11, 2020, 10:03:03 PM
Quote from: idunnosomename on May 11, 2020, 09:59:46 PM
crank it up lad, barely touching t'sides

Well it's 1-100 and we're at 7, so long way to go yet.

Tension Knob

#18
May 11, 2020, 10:03:30 PM
please stop, I'm trying to zoom with the bishop

shiftwork2

#19
May 11, 2020, 10:30:56 PM
Like my neighbours during lockdown - it's all about the cocks going in and out.

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#20
May 11, 2020, 10:41:33 PM
Quote from: Tension Knob on May 11, 2020, 10:03:30 PM
please stop, I'm trying to zoom with the bishop

Hard to zoom in on such a diagonally-moving cunt.

BlodwynPig

#21
May 11, 2020, 11:00:28 PM
TOO SOON

spaghetamine

#22
May 12, 2020, 12:38:11 PM
Fun at first but like so many things in life it quickly became tiresome

popcorn

#23
May 15, 2020, 12:22:24 PM
Haven't had any comments in a while, I take it no problems?

Ferris

#24
May 15, 2020, 12:48:50 PM
Forgot you were there actually. Sorry.

popcorn

#25
May 15, 2020, 12:53:13 PM
Perhaps the best bumming is like film editing - you only notice it when there's a problem?

Ferris

#26
May 15, 2020, 12:55:02 PM
No I don't think so.

Maybe we should give this a rest over the weekend and pick it up on Monday. Thanks.

popcorn

#27
May 15, 2020, 01:00:14 PM
I promise you I can bum better. Give me a chance to prove my bumming to your arse.

Ferris

#28
May 15, 2020, 01:14:12 PM
Monday. We'll pick this up on Monday.

Thanks again.

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#29
May 15, 2020, 03:38:50 PM
Oh bloody hell has my arse just been bummed?



I keep turning around to find my entire arse has been bummed from start to finish.



It's maddening.  I can hardly get a word in edgeways.
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