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Dutch singletons told to find a sex buddy

Started by Shoulders?-Stomach!, May 15, 2020, 09:32:08 PM

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https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-52685773

QuoteThe RIVM has also issued advice for people whose long-term partners suspect they have contracted the coronavirus.

"Don't have sex with your partner if they have been isolated because of (suspected) coronavirus infection," it says.

"Sex with yourself or with others at a distance is possible," it adds, suggesting "erotic stories" and "masturbating together" as possible solutions.

Fucking love this. Imagine a sofa-ensconced Hancock or Raab being persuaded by the hosts of This Morning on this subject.


earl_sleek

hello Dutch women reading this I have been confined for six weeks

Dewt

Is this that "spooky action at a distance" that filthy bastard Einstein was talking about?