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Re: got a baby
« Reply #60 on: May 17, 2020, 04:39:14 PM »
You know how amphibians work right? They fancy other women, no use for oxygen.

I can't make any sense of that comment, but I can assure you they need oxygen. That tadpole will never grow legs. It's doomed.

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Re: got a baby
« Reply #61 on: May 17, 2020, 04:41:48 PM »
Sorry I was thinking of lesbians.

Re: got a baby
« Reply #62 on: May 17, 2020, 04:43:02 PM »
I thought you might have been.

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Re: got a baby
« Reply #63 on: May 17, 2020, 06:09:41 PM »
I fear I am being "internet trolled"

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Re: got a baby
« Reply #64 on: May 17, 2020, 06:10:16 PM »
ponds don't have pumps. i put some oxygenating pond weed in there a few days ago anyway. so all will be well

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Re: got a baby
« Reply #65 on: May 17, 2020, 06:25:21 PM »
Get a small aquarium plant to put in with him.  Oxygen, food, hiding place.  He'll be a happy tadpole.

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Re: got a baby
« Reply #66 on: May 17, 2020, 06:28:58 PM »
he'll stay in the bucket with his brick and he'll be thankful for it

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Re: got a baby
« Reply #67 on: May 17, 2020, 06:30:26 PM »
Not sure he's that advanced with his concepts of human emotions.

Also, how do you know it's a he?

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Re: got a baby
« Reply #68 on: May 17, 2020, 06:32:08 PM »
saw his dick

Re: got a baby
« Reply #69 on: May 17, 2020, 07:32:14 PM »
ponds don't have pumps. i put some oxygenating pond weed in there a few days ago anyway. so all will be well

Aye okay then, you've been advised. Just don't come here lookin' for sympathy when it asphyxiates.

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Re: got a baby
« Reply #70 on: May 17, 2020, 07:35:19 PM »
would love to see more pictures of his dick

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Re: got a baby
« Reply #71 on: May 17, 2020, 08:38:49 PM »
Aye okay then, you've been advised. Just don't come here lookin' for sympathy when it asphyxiates.

you're not tricking me?? i haven't seen anything online about needing a pump. surely this is not necessary? i saw a bunch of tadpoles in a pond the other day, they did not have a pump. do i really need a pump? i could barely afford the pond weed

Re: got a baby
« Reply #72 on: May 17, 2020, 09:02:08 PM »
Ponds will have an established biome though, with the weeds, bugs and bacteria all doing the biz. Unless you're really shit at ponds and think it's all about chucking a random assortment of fish in a water filled polythene ditch.

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Re: got a baby
« Reply #73 on: May 17, 2020, 09:04:26 PM »
but my oxygenating pond weed

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Re: got a baby
« Reply #74 on: May 17, 2020, 09:06:00 PM »
wikiHow doesn't say anything about needing a bubbler or air pump.

Re: got a baby
« Reply #75 on: May 17, 2020, 09:07:55 PM »
… but I left a straw in his mouth as I buried him alive...

Considering getting the RSPCA involved in this now, getting very serious in my mind.

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Re: got a baby
« Reply #76 on: May 17, 2020, 09:10:49 PM »
… but I left a straw in his mouth as I buried him alive...

Considering getting the RSPCA involved in this now, getting very serious in my mind.

please don't get me sent back to the pound

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Re: got a baby
« Reply #77 on: May 17, 2020, 09:19:09 PM »
One tadpole will not need a pump. Just change some of the water for fresh every now and again. Yeah as long as you have pond weed in there and don’t feed it too much crap it doesn’t eat in time before it starts rotting.

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Re: got a baby
« Reply #78 on: May 17, 2020, 10:20:55 PM »
Is it frogs yet?

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Re: got a baby
« Reply #79 on: May 17, 2020, 11:04:56 PM »
It's froggy parents must have seen you coming a mile off. Made a right mug of you they have.

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Re: got a baby
« Reply #80 on: May 17, 2020, 11:06:47 PM »
It's froggy parents must have seen you coming a mile off. Made a right mug of you they have.

Too right, they saw fucking Angelina Jolie over here coming a mile off, what a dastardly set of froggy buggers.

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Re: got a baby
« Reply #81 on: May 17, 2020, 11:11:29 PM »
Is it frogs yet?

still baby. i'll let you know when anything changes

Re: got a baby
« Reply #82 on: May 17, 2020, 11:15:43 PM »
Teach it to be really racist against legged things, will totally screw it up emotionally when its nubs start coming in.

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Re: got a baby
« Reply #83 on: May 17, 2020, 11:17:07 PM »
Give it a crisp copy of wind in the willows and then laugh with mirth as you explain he'll never have a sweet convertible or a badger as a best friend because he's a cunt like his dad.

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Re: got a baby
« Reply #84 on: May 18, 2020, 12:43:30 PM »
One tadpole will not need a pump. Just change some of the water for fresh every now and again. Yeah as long as you have pond weed in there and don’t feed it too much crap it doesn’t eat in time before it starts rotting.

Just for clarification do not use tap water to change the water unless you have the tap water treatment stuff for aquariums. Use still bottled water or water from an existing pond or water butt or whatever. 

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Re: got a baby
« Reply #85 on: May 18, 2020, 01:14:31 PM »
agree with Zoyza that a single tadpole will not need a pump, enough oxygen will get in the water from the air

you can use tap water if you let it stand in a bucket for 24 hours to allow the chlorine to dissipate, or you can get some of that Tap Safe stuff for fish tanks and add a few drops of that

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Re: got a baby
« Reply #86 on: May 18, 2020, 01:18:55 PM »
don't fuck this up kittens, this is the CaB tadpole and we're relying on you

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Re: got a baby
« Reply #87 on: May 18, 2020, 01:53:41 PM »
But ... but what it it grows up evil?

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Re: got a baby
« Reply #88 on: May 18, 2020, 02:00:46 PM »
agree with Zoyza that a single tadpole will not need a pump, enough oxygen will get in the water from the air

you can use tap water if you let it stand in a bucket for 24 hours to allow the chlorine to dissipate, or you can get some of that Tap Safe stuff for fish tanks and add a few drops of that

been letting it stand for three days before switching him each time. just checked on him and his current status is: STILL ALIVE
i am dreaming about him and his welfare every night. actually having a kid must be a fucking nightmare

Re: got a baby
« Reply #89 on: May 18, 2020, 08:12:37 PM »
You're doin' great. You show this thread to any fertile woman keen to breed with a good man and she'll snap you up.

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