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CaB Haircut
« on: May 17, 2020, 05:16:56 AM »
it is getting to long, buy a wohl, just shave it off.

My hair is definately gettting to long now.

can i go to barbers... yes? will any barbers be open... no.

SHAVE THE FUCKER OFF

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Re: CaB Haircut
« Reply #1 on: May 17, 2020, 08:51:18 AM »
Let it grow!  Not that I have an agenda to ensure long hair on all men, or anything.

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Re: CaB Haircut
« Reply #2 on: May 17, 2020, 09:09:24 AM »
Yeah I haven't had properly long hong hair since my teens, and that was before I knew the value of cleaning and conditioning it. I'm taking the lockdown as an excuse to grow it long again - since I'm in my mid 30's now, it might be my last proper chance.

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Re: CaB Haircut
« Reply #3 on: May 17, 2020, 10:17:20 AM »
Let it grow!  Not that I have an agenda to ensure long hair on all men, or anything.
this is racism

Re: CaB Haircut
« Reply #4 on: May 17, 2020, 10:43:19 AM »
I'm hoping my hair ends up like Ian Brown circa 1989.

Re: CaB Haircut
« Reply #5 on: May 17, 2020, 11:33:42 AM »
I had long hair but it was getting on my nerves and I had a few "come on little Timmy, let the woman pass" moments when out shopping so I thought it was time.
I took the scissors to it but it ended up looking like PJ and Harvey era Declan Donnelly which I wasn't happy about so I chopped it again and it was far too short and looked ridiculous.
It's grown to a nice length now and if I ruffle it up with a bit of dax, you can't really tell that I've cut it myself, I like to imagine.

Re: CaB Haircut
« Reply #6 on: May 17, 2020, 11:41:08 AM »
it is getting to long, buy a wohl, just shave it off.

Slight flaw in this plan. Every fucker has panic bought all the clippers.

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Re: CaB Haircut
« Reply #7 on: May 17, 2020, 12:41:44 PM »
Mine’s starting to look a little shaggy from certain angles.


Re: CaB Haircut
« Reply #8 on: May 17, 2020, 01:45:05 PM »
Those Avengers movies really started cutting corners by the end, didn't they?

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Re: CaB Haircut
« Reply #9 on: May 17, 2020, 03:01:22 PM »
I've also just bought a Wahl shaver. It'll arrive in 14 days so god knows how bad my barnet will be by then. Still though, bald soon.

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Re: CaB Haircut
« Reply #10 on: May 17, 2020, 03:05:28 PM »
Perhaps when the current restrictions are lifted* I can try my luck as a Milton Jones lookalike.


*and if my can get my name taken off the register

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Re: CaB Haircut
« Reply #11 on: May 17, 2020, 03:13:50 PM »
this is racism

You disgust me.

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Re: CaB Haircut
« Reply #12 on: May 17, 2020, 03:46:32 PM »
The title of this thread is an oxymoron.

Re: CaB Haircut
« Reply #13 on: May 17, 2020, 03:56:26 PM »
Can we do a Zoom meet where we give each other instructions on how to cut each others hair, pissed.

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Re: CaB Haircut
« Reply #14 on: May 17, 2020, 04:03:00 PM »
Only if it can be done live in the manner of The Crystal Maze.

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Re: CaB Haircut
« Reply #15 on: May 17, 2020, 04:15:51 PM »

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Re: CaB Haircut
« Reply #16 on: May 17, 2020, 04:33:11 PM »
Only if it can be done live in the manner of The Crystal Maze.

In the style of Richard O'Brien.

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Re: CaB Haircut
« Reply #17 on: May 17, 2020, 05:05:51 PM »
Well, we have enough cranial shine....

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Re: CaB Haircut
« Reply #18 on: May 17, 2020, 06:36:32 PM »


Shouldn't this go in the Simon Cowell face thread?

Re: CaB Haircut
« Reply #19 on: May 18, 2020, 12:28:11 AM »
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Re: CaB Haircut
« Reply #20 on: May 18, 2020, 12:46:19 AM »
physical skill or mystery? or should i just wank off on your bald head while Mumsie watches?!?

Re: CaB Haircut
« Reply #21 on: May 21, 2020, 03:38:48 AM »


Gave myself a quarantine cut. No idea if it's good or bad, it just is.

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Re: CaB Haircut
« Reply #22 on: May 21, 2020, 04:11:49 AM »
Mine’s starting to look a little shaggy from certain angles.



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Re: CaB Haircut
« Reply #23 on: May 21, 2020, 04:13:23 AM »


Gave myself a quarantine cut. No idea if it's good or bad, it just is.

Well, it's clearly hair and it's definitely cut.  A proud day for hair and the cutting thereof.

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Re: CaB Haircut
« Reply #24 on: May 21, 2020, 06:27:43 AM »
I was overdue a haircut just before Boris announced the smackdown. Having been unable to have my tonsure tended for some time now, I am in dire need, though I am unwilling to self administer a cut for fear of upsetting the Robin nesting in my manly thatch.

I have heard whispers of some local underground barbers operating clandestinely in the Bedfordshire area, though I need to know the coded knock to gain access. Can anyone here help?

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Re: CaB Haircut
« Reply #25 on: May 21, 2020, 10:13:07 AM »
Things really have changed here.

Does everyone still have phimosis?

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Re: CaB Haircut
« Reply #26 on: May 21, 2020, 12:22:18 PM »


Gave myself a quarantine cut. No idea if it's good or bad, it just is.

Ban this hirsute filth

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Re: CaB Haircut
« Reply #27 on: May 21, 2020, 02:20:31 PM »
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Re: CaB Haircut
« Reply #28 on: May 21, 2020, 04:21:14 PM »


Gave myself a quarantine cut. No idea if it's good or bad, it just is.

Action Man now with eagle eyes.

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Re: CaB Haircut
« Reply #29 on: May 21, 2020, 05:24:09 PM »
Charlie Brooker's spruced himself up.


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